| Hello fellow MAL users, if you're like me then you're drinking alone and doing absolutely fucking nothing. If you're going to get drunk as shit and try to shit post, shit post MY thread :D so we can keep the self-abused contained to one area. I'll be smashing through a 48 case of PBR and shit posting hourly updates. Consider it my way of cataloging all the things I want to remember tomorrow. Cheers. |
 Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3 |
PerpetualTrance said: I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3 I'm 3/4s through my first tall can baby, give me a minute ;3 |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: PerpetualTrance said: I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3 I'm 3/4s through my first tall can baby, give me a minute ;3 Shit. I was joking. Enjoy on your own. PS fuck off |
| I wont be drinking till later in the afternoon. Its only 12 PM right now here. I like drinking when its quiet and secluded |
traed said: I wont be drinking till later in the afternoon. Its only 12 PM right now here. I like drinking when its quiet and secluded 12:47 my time Talking to my bestie, talking about racism, gender, and crazy shit, she thinks she was kidnapped by a cult but she was just suicidal and put in a room. LOL I'm pretty fucked right now |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| no one cares m8 just get laid ayy lmao Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3 |
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| I'll probably be here. Glad I'm not the only loser drinking alone. Going to go out for din din in a few hours, eat small, drink big. I'll be pretty hammered in roughly 5-6 hours I'd say. Then I'll marathon spice and wolf or watch the rest of Kirino. Or both. |
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Rimpey said: well get the fuck out of my thread than noob, I made this thread for the drunks who might want to shit post. I don't have to impress you for shit, it's so drunks like me don't shit up the forum with drunk ramblings about shit so fuck you fuckerno one cares m8 just get laid ayy lmao Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3 |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: Rimpey said: well get the fuck out of my thread than noob, I made this thread for the drunks who might want to shit post. I don't have to impress you for shit, it's so drunks like me don't shit up the forum with drunk ramblings about shit so fuck you fuckerno one cares m8 just get laid ayy lmao Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3 Oi m8, u need to watch ur fokin mouth ya hear? cheeky skrub I swer on me mom, fok this thread and fok u |
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| talking to my ex, trying ot be feidnly bu shit I'm fucking like cut my wrist and blck my eyes, I love her so much but she's with some stupid fucking cunt. 2015@!!!!! |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
RedTie said: Sure, why not. I might get plastered. I love you and I don't even know you. You're my new fa RedTie said: Sure, why not. I might get plastered. I love you and I don't even know you, you;re my new favorite mal user |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm going to kill myself. Long story short. My ex (who has Dids) is the apple of my eye and she's with my arch enemy and I can't stand it and we just talked for the last like 3 hours and I'm like super done. Daddy's money can't do anything and I'm so sad, she's so amazing, and driven and blah blah blah. fucking ahppu new years |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so.......... |
Tachycardic said: wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so.......... Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: Tachycardic said: wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so.......... Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw alright but you're paying for the plane tickets to wherever you are now |
| *grabs popcorn* I'm just here for the show |
| I've been here way too long... |
| count me in , drinkng alone is for the intellectual , if it wasnt for my laptop id be drinking the dark |
Tachycardic said: Lothloran said: Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw alright but you're paying for the plane tickets to wherever you are now Deal let me ask daddy, idk where you're at but if you can get to an airport and it's under 2k for a round trip I tink I can do it |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha |
| I went to a fancy restaurant and had champagne. Come at me MAL. ;) |
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| nnnot drunk enough yet still really or aat least i dont think .. I dont know. why must you tortment me with your superior supply of alcohol quantity? Coke is bad.. i have a neighbour who died from it via heart attack and he wasnt fat or old. You still alive? |
traedDec 31, 2015 7:30 PM
purplewings said: Lothloran said: still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly. |
LothloranJan 1, 2016 2:03 AM
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| Drinking with family now. Happy new year. |
| i get to watch OP make an ass of himself live? cool |
| Yo I'm so fucked up right now this shit is cray cray. Is that what the kids call it? Whatever, this is the thread I was born for. WHOOO! |
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| I'm going to bed and just had a glass of milk, I feel out of place. Carry on |
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| It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze. status report presume dead until further notice |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| Shit post post post post post postting shit |
| Good news though my ex came over and we fucked until she passed out then I called her a cab and kicked her out when it got here |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze. status report presume dead until further notice RIP POST COUNT POST COUNT POIST COUNT CPONTNTNTNTNTNT |
vokisa said: Lothloran said: It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze. status report presume dead until further notice RIP POST COUNT POST COUNT POIST COUNT CPONTNTNTNTNTNT Its been a honnor serving wth you ykjhkjhkjhjkjhkjhligkutfjyrdjtrsjrts30char |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg |
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Noirly said: I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg Drink everything, justify your actions later. |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
Lothloran said: Noirly said: I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg Drink everything, justify your actions later. It's already 4am and I had 2 drinks way earlier so i'm just. Sober sad girl with nobody to party with because my boyfriend went to sleep too. The party life just ain't for them. I'll go for it, if I wake up in the ditch with a squid hat on covered in ketchup tomorrow I won't apologize |
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shotz_ said: yeah if you want to be scummy. i'm all for sharing but i'd be pissed if my friend mooched on my booze while i wasn't around. Don't worry about it lol, he supplied purposely for us but also i'm really goddamn lightweight, I need like 4 shots to be drunk and pass out |
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Lothloran said: purplewings said: how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly. how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that |
Mayuka said: did you call holier than thou bitch right here last.fm |
Noirly said: ATTA GIRL. Be cool like me :D I love you, good luck with your future drunk endeavors.Lothloran said: Drink everything, justify your actions later. It's already 4am and I had 2 drinks way earlier so i'm just. Sober sad girl with nobody to party with because my boyfriend went to sleep too. The party life just ain't for them. I'll go for it, if I wake up in the ditch with a squid hat on covered in ketchup tomorrow I won't apologize |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
truisms said: Lothloran said: I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly. how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that truisms said: Lothloran said: I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly. how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that I wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused. |
LothloranJan 1, 2016 2:59 AM
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Lothloran said: 0.5-1 g is not a normal line that's pretty fat already. a 1/3 cup rail is massive i would run out of breathtruisms said: how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that truisms said: how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that I wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused. |
Mayuka said: did you call holier than thou bitch right here last.fm |
truisms said: Lothloran said: 0.5-1 g is not a normal line that's pretty fat already. a 1/3 cup rail is massive i would run out of breathI wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused. Well I mean like... they were super long so I had to like... pause, and like exhale through my mouth then go again, I'd say they were about 8-12 inches long and narrow to avoid missing with the tube |
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