| So yeah.. What's the most awkward conversation you've been in? A couple hours ago a group of my friends and myself were talking about how some characters in animes have some giant sexual impulse thing going on (i.e. School Days). It was a pretty funny conversation until we started talking about actual people we know who had the same problems, and before we knew it one of our friends was talking about her father... and it just got really awkward.. Mostly because she didn't even realize what she was talking about >.> |
" ... carpenters fashion wood; wise people fashion themselves" - Buddhism |
| I think am in love with... you O.O I guess this must be one of those moments. |
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| Welcome to my daily life. But if you want any specific examples, one conversation in particular happened at an anime convention last year. I was looking at all the Code Geass merchandise on Bandai's table in the Dealer's Room when this obnoxious fan came up behind me and started talking to me about the show. Not only was the conversation awkward because I was only 6 eps into the series and he finished it, but there was also a Bandai representative sitting in front of me listening to the whole thing. I didn't want him to know that I was watching the episodes online >_<! I couldn't run away from the table fast enough. |
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| "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything |
Lith said: My parents got around that one by taking me to an after school presentation at my elementary school. They had cookies and OJ."the talk" with your mother/father tops everything |
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| Well, this was a conversation between two friends of mine but I happened to be present at the time (we were in a store and they were talking as I was looking through a clothes rack). To provide a bit of background, Friend A had just recently come out of the closet as a gay guy. Friend B had only found out from me earlier that day. When Friend B and I were walking around the mall, we bumped into Friend A and decided to hang out for a bit together. Friend B: So, how was it telling your parents? Was it ok? Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch... Friend B: ..........what? Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again? Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..? Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity. Me and Friend B: WHAT. Working in a nursing home also provides for some awkward conversations. My favourite was the time an old lady complimented my boobs and then proceeded to gesture towards my chest and say, "Nice and round!" |
| Every conversation with anyone on MAL is awkward. |
"I'm starting to think mal is run by Xinil generating electricity on a bicycle." - idklol |
| I imagine conversations with god are really awkward. |
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PockyBebop said: Pinch!Welcome to my daily life. But if you want any specific examples, one conversation in particular happened at an anime convention last year. I was looking at all the Code Geass merchandise on Bandai's table in the Dealer's Room when this obnoxious fan came up behind me and started talking to me about the show. Not only was the conversation awkward because I was only 6 eps into the series and he finished it, but there was also a Bandai representative sitting in front of me listening to the whole thing. I didn't want him to know that I was watching the episodes online >_<! I couldn't run away from the table fast enough. Lith said: Definitely. But sometimes, rather than awkward, it can be seriously funny and entertaining. Specially when they're trying to explain to you something that you have already done."the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Awkward? Rather than everyday conversations I think situations are what happen more to me. Like a person you don't know greets you and stretches your hand and you are left like WTF!? It has happened the other way around as well. |
| every conversation, which i'm having with someone while i'm drunk. it always ends up with total failure and me laughing loud, though usually there's nothing funny. |
Aeterna said: Working in a nursing home also provides for some awkward conversations. My favourite was the time an old lady complimented my boobs and then proceeded to gesture towards my chest and say, "Nice and round!" LOL. My grandmother does the same thing whenever she sees me. And then sometimes my parents ask why I don't see her often... It should be self-explanatory. |
" ... carpenters fashion wood; wise people fashion themselves" - Buddhism |
Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. |
| Probably the time when my brother's friend was waiting in his car to take my brother to university and I was coming home from college and all of a sudden he started talking to me and I used to have a HUGE crush on him and he found out about it coz of my friend DX but he was just chatting away like we were great friends and I was stood there like 'Umm..can I go now? Pleeease!' |
| Probably the one time my parents had the birds and bees talk with me. :/ |
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Gunther75 said: Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. Consider yourself lucky. |
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| Lol @ Aeterna. I had some lady do that to me before. She was like... such a lovely size! not to big or small. Then just grinned at me. I ran away. >_> But I had an awkward one with a friend. It was totally normal and then suddenly he was like Oh gawd I love so much. D; And I just gawked. |
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Kuzuboshi said: My mum tried to give me 'the talk' a month ago, knowing that I already knew everything that she was saying, and then offered to take me to the doctor so that I could be put on the pill so that I could have sex with my boyfriend (I thought parents were supposed to discourage this?). For the record, I don't even have a boyfriend; she thought I was going out with my closest guyfriend :L You're lucky to have such a responsible and caring mum, be glad. |
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Rei-Rei said: Gunther75 said: Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. I never had "The Talk" myself. I had a different kind of talk, though, that was on an entirely different subject that was just as important. I was given a book on my eleventh birthday on how my body is going to go through all sorts of changes as I got older...yadda yadda yadda. What an awesome B-day present. |
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| Actually this makes me laugh, when I was about 10, I gave my mum 'the talk' after experiencing a sex education class in primary school. I still remember the awkward expression on face on the walk back home as I tried to explain what I'd been taught, haha. |
"I'm starting to think mal is run by Xinil generating electricity on a bicycle." - idklol |
Gunther75 said: Me neither..Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. Two of my close girl-friend ended up loving eachother . A huge chaos got created as me and my other close firends saw them kissing . We all got pissed at them (dont judge ok! I was like in 9th grade^^). We actually had an intervention (lord i was lame) . Cudnt bear ignoring them hence took the step to talk about it . Talked to one of them 1st as the other one was just too shy . It turned into such a awkward conversation that we both started laughing but the convo went better than i anticipated. |
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| "I like you." - Me "I have to go pee." - Guy I told 5 minutes in bathroom "I don't feel the same way." - Guy "Oh. Okay." - Me I walked into the bathroom and was just like wtf. |
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StephanBlackhawk said: "I like you." - Me "I have to go pee." - Guy I told 5 minutes in bathroom "I don't feel the same way." - Guy "Oh. Okay." - Me I walked into the bathroom and was just like wtf. Just spent ten minutes practicing rock paper scissors lizard spock.. |
" ... carpenters fashion wood; wise people fashion themselves" - Buddhism |
Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Lol my parents only talked about it briefly, then they handed me this book to read. Biggest eye opener of my life so far. |
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| Confessing, that's kinda it. |
| Being in the restroom with your buddy both taking a piss, and start talking to each other, it was more funny then awkward but i think it counts. |
| Needs more Drill Hair. |
Lailide said: Being in the restroom with your buddy both taking a piss, and start talking to each other, it was more funny then awkward but i think it counts. I HATE THAT. I always try to go alone. |
"I'm starting to think mal is run by Xinil generating electricity on a bicycle." - idklol |
| When I was sitting in the hospital waiting for my X-Ray results. Co-incidentally, my seat was right in front of the Ultrasound room. Nurse 1: Oh yes you're the one with the X-Ray? Me: Yes. Nurse 1: Age? Me: 16 (Nurse 2 just walked past) Nurse 2 (practically screams): Oh my god, she's pregnant? Me: .... Everyone in the area: .... Nurse 1 (whispers): No... I felt the eyes on me walking all the way down the hall. |
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| Anytime Im on the phone with a client really. "Im loosing my house, I need money" um....can't get it. "Im dying, I need money" nope, sorry "I want to go on vacation, I need money" Doubly no. "You suck!" Thank you, appreciate that "I hate you people" I hate you people too, that phrase should be banned. "*crying*" Um...... -_- |
| so I was on an airplane, and had to use the bathroom, luckily there was one that wasn't occupied. So, I walked to the back to use the loo and open the door. shit, there's a blonde girl on the toilet.. she locked the door behind me. the most awkward thing was afterward when she came out to head back to her seat- Me: "I'm so sorry!" Her [trying to squeeze by me and avoid the conversation]: "it's okay, it's okay...no, really..let's not talk about it!" |
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| I had 'the talk' with my son (at 13), I kinda wish he would sound more interested :) it wasn't so much awkward, as it was something of a let down. I think when I see him bring home a girl, I'll give it another go. If he reaches 18 first, well he won't need my help by that point. |
| While not technically anime, currently I am a big fan of Hatsune Miku. At least I can go see her in concert. |
| "What's your name?" "Yes." |
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| When the topic of sex comes up with people you don't even know. |
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| almost every Conversation i have is Awkward... |
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PockyBebop said: Rei-Rei said: Gunther75 said: Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. I never had "The Talk" myself. I had a different kind of talk, though, that was on an entirely different subject that was just as important. I was given a book on my eleventh birthday on how my body is going to go through all sorts of changes as I got older...yadda yadda yadda. What an awesome B-day present. you got a book huh? I got a boardgame >< Although it was fairly educational |
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| my parents being annoying fuckwits about certain things lately. anything with them is akward. |
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JessIsEpic said: Just spent ten minutes practicing rock paper scissors lizard spock.. BBT <3 |
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sinnige69 said: PockyBebop said: Rei-Rei said: Gunther75 said: Lith said: "the talk" with your mother/father tops everything Never had this. lulz. I never had "The Talk" myself. I had a different kind of talk, though, that was on an entirely different subject that was just as important. I was given a book on my eleventh birthday on how my body is going to go through all sorts of changes as I got older...yadda yadda yadda. What an awesome B-day present. you got a book huh? I got a boardgame >< Although it was fairly educational I would rather have a board game than a book. At least it would make the situation feel less awkward. The cute illustrations didn't help, either. |
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| Any time I talk about religion with my one friend who has recently become a holy roller. She changed church denominations and got into this really spiritual church while I'm more old fashioned, so it's always awkward when she explains her experiences and whatnot to me. As for the puberty talk....I got it in fifth grade, but they didn't really talk about it much. They just gave us a pamphlet and a pad to try out, and then had us watch a movie. I didn't end up getting mine till 7th grade though, so I had forgotten most of what they told us by then. I just remember freaking out and having my mom explain that I was getting my period soon and that was that. We had a sort of sex awareness class freshman year of high school. The only thing I remember learning was that condoms were not a sure fire way to keep from getting pregnant and the fact that I thought it was amusing that the lady who was teaching us was not married. |
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| When my friend was demanding to know who it was I love because she didn't like how I wouldn't tell her even though we're best friends... I could hardly turn round and tell her the truth :/ |
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| So it was the friend? Cute. |
| Or the friend's boyfriend? |
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| My friend's telling me I was most likely gonna end up being someone's mistress. Or a lesbian. Let's just say our sleepover got a whole lot more awkward. |
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Zutara said: you have some nice friendsMy friend's telling me I was most likely gonna end up being someone's mistress. Or a lesbian. Let's just say our sleepover got a whole lot more awkward. |
| One time when I was hanging around in a friends room and he was checking his e-mails and there were a few spam for penis enlargements and porn. He was innocent of course but when all our other friends came into the room I proceeded to tell them how he loved getting his penis enlarged and porn. The room turned incredibly awkward after that. |
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| I'd say any of those conversations where people are talking about something and I input my opinion on the subject, only for them to look at me weird, and I realize what they're talking about and what I'm talking about are two completely different things. fml. |
| One of many drunken club conversations with people lol. |
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