| Don't know how it would be awkward? Invite your friend to your house to watch a movie or something. Your mother meeting your friend will be the by-product of that. |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| Just do it. The only way it could get awkward would be if your friend hit on your mom or vice versa. EDIT: Just read your edit. Guess you don't have to worry about that happening. Hope she is tolerant lol. |
codyDec 29, 2015 1:56 AM
| What are you so scared of? asdasdasd |
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| If they are gonna have to meet sometime in the future any way, do it now and just get it over with. Plan something to do together and meet mum in the process. |
| get him to bring a house-warming gift or a big box of donuts or smth, those are gestures that moms generally appreciate |
| OMG this happened to me as well. Do not invite, as according to various anime, some things you should let fate decide. |
| Or bring his mum and you can exchange |
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| "YO MA dis my friend. We gon be busy in my room so dun disturb kay." |
Tomato said: "YO MA dis my friend. We gon be busy in my room so dun disturb kay." don't forget to play a lot of loud music! |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| I'll actually say to postpone it until you feel it's more comfortable. How do you expect it to be, when you the middle person feels that it's awkward. Take it slow, I'm sure you can explain to your mum that you're not comfortable with it now. Tip: be honest |
| I have nothing to add to this, but I did read the thread title as "help breast feeding my mum" and am glad it's not nearly as weird as that. |
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Zazie122 said: I have nothing to add to this, but I did read the thread title as "help breast feeding my mum" and am glad it's not nearly as weird as that. #creepypasta must contain 30 characters |
| How old are you OP? If you are old enough I'm sure this is a no-brainer for you. But if you are still uncertain, you are still young (or your mummy is a demon) |
| Tell him no blowjobs, if he does not introduce himself. |
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Yes said: Zazie122 said: Your contribution has been noted thank you. Good to see some other users suffer from a mix between heavy perversion and dyslexia.I have nothing to add to this, but I did read the thread title as "help breast feeding my mum" and am glad it's not nearly as weird as that. There really should be a term for that. Pervlexia. Or something funnier, maybe. |
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| do it pussi |
ExTamplier said: Tell him no blowjobs, if he does not introduce himself. Assuming he is only after blowjobs? Maybe he is really shy to meet new people and is afraid of making a bad first impression. Given they have known each other for "years", it must be awkward with all this time to finally put a face to all the stories. |
OgiqueDec 29, 2015 3:43 AM
Yes said: So my friend that I have known since my early years of high school has never been to my house. I know you might find this strange. But my mother says she wants to meet my friend who I have been talking about forever I leave to study in another city. My friend suggested that I introduce him to her when I'm older but I'm not sure how I can make this work out for everyone, because I would also like to please my mother. TLDR: How do I introduce my friend to my mother with out it being awkward. EDIT: He is actually my boyfriend. Don't. This is how every scene from mombangsdaughterbf.com starts. |
| Just invite your boyfriend over for dinner. That could work. It will give opportunities to make conversation, and to hide the awkwardness, just shove your face with food. Another idea could be inviting him over but with other friends of yours also. =/ Worth a shot. |
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| Make out in front of your mum to make it awkward for her instead. |
Yes said: Squirtroll said: Thank you very much for that insight?Don't. This is how every scene from mombangsdaughterbf.com starts. lmao, very insightful. huehueehueehehehheuehehuehu |
| Yama Hime no mi live action..... >:D Just introduce him, i guess. |
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| Saw the edit, might as well introduce him sooner than later as it might make you feel awkward towards him and your mother. Not introducing him might make your mother suspicious or even more awkward than you. :P |
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| is there a reason you wouldn't think your mom would like him? |
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| Hire someone to break into your moms house when your boyfriend is there, he will heroically save your mom and your mom will instantly accept him as a hero. |
| I've been here way too long... |
| It's like taking a shot, just get it over with and you look back and think "that wasn't so bad." And on the off chance it does go awry at least you'll have a funny story. |
| Big Order (TV):great anime or greatest anime? |
BlueKite said: Make out in front of your mum to make it awkward for her instead. Just go one step further and start banging infront on your mom. |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
TheConquerer said: Hire someone to break into your moms house when your boyfriend is there, he will heroically save your mom and your mom will instantly accept him as a hero. If your boyfriend is too wimpy to look like a hero, just hire someone to pretend to be your friend and stop the robbery. And if you don't think your mom would be impressed by something like that just hire someone to pretend to be your mom for the visit. |
NasalSharkDec 29, 2015 1:20 PM
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| Off topic, but I misread the title as "breastfeeding my mom". |
| might not be your case at all, but all the gay guys i grew up with? everyone knew they were actually gay. even if they said they weren't mom is suspicious or maybe suspects this best friend is gay? (as are you) when u feel its the right time, go for it |
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