| When I take it slow, I wake up. |
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| When I wake up, I hit the shower. |
| L sy Kngru n weky shky tiem trvL |
| When i hit the shower, i'm out of power? xD |
| When I'm out of power, I fap |
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| When I fap, I get my sheets dirty. |
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| When I get my sheets dirty, a brand new sheet descends from the heavens. |
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| When a brand new sheet descends from the heavens, I wake up. |
| When I wake up, I eat breakfast. |
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| When I eat breakfast, I get nauseous. |
| When I get nauseous, I feel like vomiting. |
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| When I feel like vomiting, I start crying. |
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| When I start crying, the urge to vomit goes away. |
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| When the urge to vomit goes away, I go outside and play. |
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| When I go outside to play, I kill someone. |
| ^^When I go outside and play, the boys stay away. When I kill someone, I kill another one |
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| When I kill another one, I hide the evidence. |
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| When I hide the evidence, I giggle. |
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| When I giggle, the cops come to me. |
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| When the cops come to me,I share a blunt with them. |
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| When I share a blunt with them, I get shot |
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| When I get shot, I bounce them back with my belly. |
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| When I bounce them back with my belly, they fly away. |
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| When they fly away, I am alone |
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| When I am alone, I watch Tom and Jerry. |
| When I watch Tom and Jerry, I pull out the lotion |
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| When I pull out the lotion, I moisturize my skin. |
 How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow? It is natural -- you need to smile to your sorrow because you are more than your sorrow. (Thích Nhất Hạnh) |
| When I moisturize my skin, I go outside with my kawaii onii-chan brother, and make milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard decide to enjoy the weather |
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| When I troll people , i laugh |
| When I laugh, I cough. |
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| When I cough, I upchuck my lungs. |
| How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow? It is natural -- you need to smile to your sorrow because you are more than your sorrow. (Thích Nhất Hạnh) |
| When I upchuck my lungs, I panic. |
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| When I panic, I push the button. |
| When i push the button, millions of people die. |
| When millions of people die, I scream. |
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| When I scream, I tighten my throat. |
| When I tighten my throat, I feel sad on Christmas |
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| When I feel sad on Christmas, I cry like a lil bitch. |
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| When kittens drink my tears, it looks really cute. |
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| When it looks really cute, I take a picture. |
| When i take a picture, a Photo bomb happens |
| When a Photo bomb happens, I share the picture on my blog. |
| when I share the picture on my blog., I feel proud. |
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| when I feel proud, I have self-confidence. |
 If You Don't Give It All You've Got, You Already Failed. Ask Dumbass Questions, Receive Dumbass Answers. |
| When I have self confidence, I f*ck something important up. |
| When I mess something important up, I try to fix it. |
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| When I try to fix it, I end up summoning evil spirits instead. |
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| I take slow when i'm tired af |
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| When I end up summoning evil spirits instead, they tend to not follow my orders |
🌿My name is Hiro🌿  |
| When I quit skiing, I think of better things i could do with my life. |
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