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| I've told every secret that I have to the people I trust so I honestly have nothing new to share. |
| Oh |
| Tch! |
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| the fact that i go on mal forums. if my friends found out i'd be roasted, toasted, burnt to a crisp. |
AncientLoliGod said: I fapped into a chocolate eclair after watching american pie. Afterwards I placed it to one side and went to get a drink only to come back and find it was gone. I later found out that my sister ate it. TL:DR I jizzed into a sweet and my sister ate it This is the winner so far. Anyone able to top that? |
| I can't think of any honestly, I'm a very open person |
Immahnoob said: They say Jesus walked on water. People are made out of 79% water. I can walk on people. So I am 79% Jesus. Sourire said: I once fucked an apple pie. |
| If I wanted nobody to know irl, why would I tell it online? |
AltoRoark99 said: If I wanted nobody to know irl, why would I tell it online? The same reason I post racist comments on porn sites ANONYMOUS BROOOOOOO |
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| All those white stains in my house, yeah I am not that clumsy with yogurt. |
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| I once pretended to be a girl in an mmorpg so that I can get more members to join my guild. Let me tell you all those things you read about getting free things from guys because you are a girl IS FUCKING TRUE!!! Whenever I asked for gold or any other resources, people are always happy to give them to me for free because I pretended to be a girl. I got over 600 people to join my guild because I was a nice and good female guild leader(Im actually a guy with a dick lol). To those who might recognize me from that game(since I use the same username), I would like you to know that I did not spend all the things you guys donated on myself. I spent it all in improving our guild I swear. I really did and that is why I am thankful and happy to be able to make such a successful guild. |
| I like traps. |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
Imphie said: Whenever I asked for gold or any other resources, people are always happy to give them to me for free because I pretended to be a girl. I got over 600 people to join my guild because I was a nice and good female guild leader(Im actually a guy with a dick lol). Would be funny if u were a guy with a vagina |
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| That I wish I were a girl. I would undoubtedly be ridiculed and looked down on. And all of the accusations of being gay would suck ass. But being a guy sucks ass too. |
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| I LOVE GANGBANG |
OtaK_ said: I have asperger's syndrome. I'm so afraid to be treated differently because of it, but sometimes I kinda want to take advantage of it to justify how I function. I also have asperger's syndrome. I've told a few people, most of them didn't understand and assumed things. |
| I watch anime? Idk, if I'm not gonna tell ppl IRL about my secrets, why would I tell strangers? |
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| I can't find a dildo big enough to make me "arrive" if you know what I mean. This is a legitimate secret. I doubt I can post pictures of my collection. None of them are large enough, I'm buying a horsecock dildo as soon as I can afford to drop 150 bucks on a dildo |
 Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| I was bi curious once. |
| I suck eggs And I have an unhealthy obsession with a character and I take her pictures everywhere I go. I carry around a binder full of them, literally everywhere. And people always ask why I always have it, or whats in it. And I tell them its art. But its actually my trash. I mean little did they now, %90 of it is just this character and printed pictures of her. Some of my art is in it though. They ask to see it and I respectfully tell them no. But thats not really a secret cause all my close friends got used to it and know about it so Ill just freely take the pictures out. But then some other casual friends that dont know, I hide them and then sometimes go into the bathroom or when they leave the room for a moment and take them out when im having anxiety or just because I wanna look at her. But over all I live a normal life and I dont need therapy. |
TemmieFlakesDec 19, 2015 2:17 AM
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OtaK_ said: Thebigofan said: I wouldn't tell it online either. Why should I care? It's no big deal, it's not autism (which implies low IQ, while I'm way above the average), it's just a difference on the way I interact with social/sensory matters. It is autism, autism is a broad term. |
Lothloran said: I'm buying a horsecock dildo as soon as I can afford to drop 150 bucks on a dildo What? 150 for a piece of plastic, thats ridiculous |
| I've been here way too long... |
| I don't have secrets. |
TheRandomChick said: I was bi curious once.  Sorry couldn't resist with such a cute kitty~ |
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Nemo said: I don't have secrets. what's ur address? x |
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Lap1 said: TheRandomChick said: <br />I was bi curious once. Sorry couldn't resist with such a cute kitty~ I wish I had this kitty in real life. My life would be complete. |
AncientLoliGod said: I fapped into a chocolate eclair after watching american pie. Afterwards I placed it to one side and went to get a drink only to come back and find it was gone. I later found out that my sister ate it. TL:DR I jizzed into a sweet and my sister ate it Oh my God! :O:O :O :O :O My secret is that I've had homosexual urges for some time, they're gone now. 99% straight. |
| Psst. I think you're a bitch. |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
Imphie said: I got over 600 people to join my guild because I was a nice and good female guild leader(Im actually a guy with a dick lol). A guy with a dick! Holy crap! OT: I like to write blogs and make videos. It feels weird telling people that because they assume I'm like famous or something, but I am just like "nah its just for fun". I just keep it too myself now because people get all weird when I mention it. |
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AncientLoliGod said: wI fapped into a chocolate eclair after watching american pie. Afterwards I placed it to one side and went to get a drink only to come back and find it was gone. I later found out that my sister ate it. TL:DR I jizzed into a sweet and my sister ate it T F ot: that i really, really like ganja Sometimes i cant keep it to myself and scream it from the top of my lungs on the rooftop, like i just have to tell the whole world ;-; |
| I have quite a few secrets that I won't share with anyone IRL |
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| There's a secret, but I'll take it to the grave this one. |
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| its too real for mal to handle. plus i don't like talking about it and id rather no one ever know because i don't want to be treated differently |
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| I peed in class in grade 2, 3 & 4. Or maybe it was just grade 2 & 3? I feel bad for the carpet. The primary school had like lost & found clothes, so I had to use panties that weren't mine & another school uniform, too bad there wasn't a shower in the school :/. I had diarrhea in like grade 3 & it smelt so bad, my friend was next to me & she was like "something smells really bad..." & then I blamed it on another person that was next to her. Lmao, in lunch it got so bad so I distanced myself away from my friends & just sat on this bench all by myself, it was summer & the flies were surrounding me. A teacher came up to me & asked if I was alright, but I was too embarrassed to say "I have diarrhea, I wanna go home". I Should've just went home early, after that, we had to walk home & then I finally told my dad so we were kinda running home so I don't spread my stuff on the pavement. I found out that my dress already had this brown big circle on the buttside. I nearly forgot about this until now, I thank this thread for giving me embarrassing nightmares for tonight. |
| my main online secret is my manga list :[ |
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| Why would I share secrets that I would hide from people that are close to me on a weeb forum? |
Take care of yourself |
| i have amassed a 3gig collection of over 2000 pics of lolis. i bet you wish i was joking. |
 penis lol |
| i had sexual relations with op's mom |
dickkickem said: i have amassed a 3gig collection of over 2000 pics of lolis. i bet you wish i was joking. at least if you ever need more space on your computer, you know what to delete |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
xrockxz89 said: dickkickem said: i have amassed a 3gig collection of over 2000 pics of lolis. i bet you wish i was joking. at least if you ever need more space on your computer, you know what to delete naw my dude i use an ext 1tb hard drive for my lolis B) |
penis lol |
ohh damn lol feds aint catchin you xD |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
hell yeah true af but they can't write me up because i'm only 17, lol. |
penis lol |
| I love anime and have a profile on MAL |
| "In this world, evil can arise from the best of intentions. And there is good which can come from evil intentions" |
Scarlet-flame said: I'm unsure how to react to this.2 secrets, precisely.. I wank furiously to hentai when my parents are out shopping or somewhere else. Used to think about killing myself all the time, still do sometimes. As for me being in love with Flandre Scarlet, I'm embarrassed about it but it's not exactly a secret since it's quite obvious by the pictures I have of her on my phone. Wait, what's that? I didn't say nothin'. Same secret I'm not telling here. It isn't really a secret, as it's made known, though others take it as a joke, so I suppose it can be considered a secret. |
  WORK IN PROGRESS ~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~ I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit, Adenomata affronted. It was the verecund, dismissed creatures That I jubilated in most. This rabbit I would nurture, At the aiguille of esse, The anneal of noblesse. ❤️ Birdie ❤️ |
| If I have a secret I won't tell anyone... WHY THE HELL WOULD I SHARE IT HERE!?!? And why do I have the feeling I've already said this here? |
"I'd take rampant lesbianism over nuclear armageddon or a supervolcano any day." ~nikiforova |
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