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Nov 21, 2015 10:05 PM
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Needs some spicing.
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:07 PM

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I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:11 PM

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Drugs said:
I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious



Better hurry and get the puss.

 
Nov 21, 2015 10:13 PM
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Drugs said:
I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
Fuck, story?! This is hot
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:15 PM
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Fiction-S said:
Drugs said:
I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious



Better hurry and get the puss.

It was a lie to make us envious. It did, I don't want to live anymoar..
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:19 PM

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sutorii said:


but i'm getting a dog, so it'll all be ok. dogs last longer than a boyfriend anyways


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[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Nov 21, 2015 10:20 PM

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Griffith said:
Drugs said:
I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
Fuck, story?! This is hot
I was stocking up on hot pockets and found myself face to face with her - in those three seconds of steamy eye contact I could feel her undressing me in her mind. I don't know if I have ever felt so naked and alive before
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:20 PM

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Drugs said:
I made eye contact with a girl at the store today so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious


gfu
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:38 PM

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pretty garbage actually.
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:39 PM

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mayukachan said:
Non-existent.
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:39 PM
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Drugs said:
Griffith said:
Fuck, story?! This is hot
I was stocking up on hot pockets and found myself face to face with her - in those three seconds of steamy eye contact I could feel her undressing me in her mind. I don't know if I have ever felt so naked and alive before
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Nov 21, 2015 10:40 PM
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What's a love life?
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:43 PM

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hahaha [waifu comment] yeah ikr
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:52 PM
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Single and ready to... What was I supposed to do again?
 
Nov 21, 2015 10:54 PM

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Stalker-tan said:
Single and ready to... What was I supposed to do again?



Duck sick. :)

 
Nov 21, 2015 10:55 PM
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Fiction-S said:
Stalker-tan said:
Single and ready to... What was I supposed to do again?



Duck sick. :)
To all the fujoshis' disappointment, despite having yaoi hands, I am not gay. I think I was supposed to make coffee, but eh. Bed still comfy.
 
Nov 21, 2015 11:05 PM

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I have told this story a couple of times here on MAL, but alright one more.

One time, I fell in love with this girl. We had great interactions. Her friends even told me that the two of us would make a great couple. One day, I bought her two Winnie the Pooh teddy bears because she was a huge fan of them and she was really really happy. The next day, I confessed to her, told her my feelings, and..... she rejected me...... Yeah....

Her friends were in total shock when they found out that she rejected me. The girl that I liked also told ALL of her female friends. Thats when I knew that chicks tell each other everything. I remember how many of her female friends would look at me with a cute smile since they knew I confessed.

Never again.
 
Nov 21, 2015 11:13 PM

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Stalker-tan said:
Fiction-S said:



Duck sick. :)
To all the fujoshis' disappointment, despite having yaoi hands, I am not gay. I think I was supposed to make coffee, but eh. Bed still comfy.



I didn't think you would get that. xD

Though it's pretty obvious.

 
Nov 21, 2015 11:36 PM

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Her friends were in total shock when they found out that she rejected me. The girl that I liked also told ALL of her female friends. Thats when I knew that chicks tell each other everything. I remember how many of her female friends would look at me with a cute smile since they knew I confessed.

Never again.


rip, never trust a girl when she says "i won't tell anyone"
she's gonna tell her best friend, who's gonna tell all her other friends, and then it goes on and on until it ends up as dinner conversation of random girls who are mildly acquainted with the original girl.
 
Nov 22, 2015 12:35 AM

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Error 404 Love Life not found.
 
Nov 22, 2015 12:38 AM

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I only have sex with people because I'm an emotionless void. it's been okay so far, it's just hard to find a reliable fuck buddy with good performance skills



 
Nov 22, 2015 12:44 AM

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I only have sex with people because I'm an emotionless void. it's been okay so far, it's just hard to find a reliable fuck buddy with good performance skills


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Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
-Walt Whitman

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
Nov 22, 2015 12:55 AM

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Uhio said:
I only have sex with people because I'm an emotionless void. it's been okay so far, it's just hard to find a reliable fuck buddy with good performance skills


Hi, I'm khunter
 
Nov 22, 2015 1:16 AM

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I'm in a relationship with a dark void filled with sorrow.
 
Nov 22, 2015 1:17 AM

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bad
my first "love" was an abusive dick, the other was just a dick but my current one is actually pretty good
 
Nov 22, 2015 1:58 AM
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Living with partner.
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:00 AM

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bad
my first "love" was an abusive dick, the other was just a dick but my current one is actually pretty good


And as soon as the 'is' is replaced by 'was', your current partner too will become a 'dick'.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
[/i]
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:03 AM
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i would say amazing best thing ever but then i may stand out from mass :/
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:04 AM

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i would say amazing best thing ever but then i may stand out from mass :/


why is that shameful?

who cares, go for it!
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
-Walt Whitman

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:05 AM

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coffee-choco said:
i would say amazing best thing ever but then i may stand out from mass :/
Discuss and share your story~!

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watch nodame cantabile

recommend me anything!
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:10 AM
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Griffith said:
Drugs said:
I was stocking up on hot pockets and found myself face to face with her - in those three seconds of steamy eye contact I could feel her undressing me in her mind. I don't know if I have ever felt so naked and alive before
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Lol I have had this happen once xD, working on the cash register a girl and I just stared at each other for a good 5 seconds, she was with her mom so I then turned my head away. I agree I felt so naked..
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:10 AM

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There is no such thing as a love life.

There is having sex or not having sex.
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:11 AM

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Lol I have had this happen once xD, working on the cash register a girl and I just stared at each other for a good 5 seconds, she was with her mom so I then turned my head away. I agree I felt so naked..


Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
-Walt Whitman

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:25 AM

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Doesn't exist and will never do.
WEAPONS - My blog, for reviews of music, anime, books, and other things
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:26 AM

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It's gaining momentum, like a tumbleweed in a desolate desert.
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:33 AM

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It does not exist.
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:34 AM
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whats love?
 
Nov 22, 2015 2:34 AM
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Nov 22, 2015 3:00 AM

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Pacifica_Ocean said:


Sounds like some weird Threechum you have going
Don't include me lmao
I'm just some outsider

So am I. :(

"If ever you fall, I'll be there"- Floor

"I have a dream: a dream that, one day,
chickens can cross roads without
having their motives questioned."
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"I love Matt! 💗." - Me
 
Nov 22, 2015 3:29 AM

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i don't have one
 
Nov 22, 2015 3:32 AM

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It's more complicated than it needs to be.
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I love Christine

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness." - Henry David Thoreau


 
Nov 22, 2015 3:34 AM

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What love life?
Nico- said:
@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
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@Comic_Sans I hate to insult you on forums but you are just a troll so just go kill yourself already bitch
 
Nov 22, 2015 3:36 AM

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watch nodame cantabile

recommend me anything!
 
Nov 22, 2015 3:41 AM

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Syntax Error
 
Nov 22, 2015 3:42 AM

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mayukachan said:
Om nom nom mai waifus urgh cummin so hard mm yes
Nico- said:
@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Salman bin Abdul Aziz said:
@Comic_Sans I hate to insult you on forums but you are just a troll so just go kill yourself already bitch
 
Nov 22, 2015 10:07 AM
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Like a normal love life in serious relationship.
 
Nov 22, 2015 10:25 AM

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Shoves her dating sims and otome games under her bed.

Nonexistent, but I'm not too sad about it.
 
Nov 22, 2015 10:26 AM

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It's more complicated than it needs to be.

It's okay, just know that I secretly love you too.

"If ever you fall, I'll be there"- Floor

"I have a dream: a dream that, one day,
chickens can cross roads without
having their motives questioned."
- Chicken rights activist


"I love Matt! 💗." - Me
 
Nov 22, 2015 10:34 AM

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.





 
Nov 22, 2015 10:34 AM

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I don't know what love is, am asocial and never leave my dorm room, and don't know how to get into a sexual encounter of any kind and find the concept confusing.

In short, the answer is none. But that's okay. Who needs romance? Who needs sex? Video games and anime are enough. The rest of one's time can just be focusing on end goals.
 
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