Give me the stupidest ideas ever for a fanfiction.

Anime_Breakdown said:
Not sure if you still plan on writing this, but here some ideas.

Your friend who's dating Nina Einstein receive a curse after deblossoming himself with his own hands seeing his naked gf in bed one day. He's unable to enjoy the pleasure of fapping ever again because if he does he'll unleash a demon from Hell every time he does. However, if he doesn't fap off once a day his junk double in sizes from the previous day. What will he chose? Fapping to doom the world, or no fap to doom himself? At one point in the story, after going two days fappless the Devil comes out making the curse greater so he could only fap in public. This leads the MC to create a fake caused "Fap For Libeberty" to legalize it around the world. As he gain supporters he takes his cause to the UN with his emotional speech that ends with the ever famous "Allow to fap, or give me death". This world leaders to shed tears that day, and legalizing the right to fap all around the world. Thus, creating world peace. This story could be called "The Happening" with the tagline "He never saw it cumming". Oh yeah the horny cat. Well, instead Nina privates (you know, the v) she's instead has a literal horny cat replacing her v.

The one who date Elsie who becomes a human medium so horny Penguins can move on to the after life. Discontent with his life he desires to search for his long lost father. With the help of Elsie the MC discovers his dad was the famous playboy Thomas the Tank Engine. Who is a mob bossed transporting Cocaine all around the world with available train tracks. With the help of Elsie the MC, and father Thomas the Tank Engine find the snitches and puts them in stitches. Taking out other mobsters with them like the Insensitive Teletubies, Discriminate Scare Bears (their slogan is "We Discriminate Equally"), and the punks down at Sesame Streets. Rolling in the Phillsbeary Doug Man Dough he makes an offer the MC can't refuse. Taking down Thomas the Tank Engine empire by taking off train tracks. The gang war fuels into a great scale the like of which has never been seen; people versus trains in a epic battle. In the climax, your MC has a fist fight with father Thomas. In the end, what kills the MC is the souls of billions horny Penguins that died without receiving their doses of Cocaine. Because in this world there's no Snow, only Cocaine to satisfied their addiction.