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Nov 9, 2015 10:43 PM
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stillapeep said:
^that's messed up xD

i know. i can't believe she would lie.
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Nov 9, 2015 10:43 PM

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I love boobs, small and big. I will protect the person who have big boobs if I had to die for it.
 
Nov 9, 2015 10:47 PM

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My family is a bit backwards, so I'm still in the closet about my bisexuality
 
Nov 9, 2015 10:49 PM
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my penis is average size and im proud of it goddammit
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Nov 9, 2015 10:50 PM

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I was about 5 seconds and 6 inches away from screwing my cousin on an Italian beach.
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Nov 9, 2015 10:50 PM
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Simonian said:
I was about 5 seconds and 6 inches away from screwing my cousin on an Italian beach.


on reddit they call that wincest
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Nov 9, 2015 10:51 PM

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I love you
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Nov 9, 2015 10:52 PM
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I love you more than you love him so love me
 
Nov 9, 2015 10:52 PM
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Akihiko86 said:
I love you


me or simon???

we want answers
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Nov 9, 2015 10:53 PM

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I've seen a girl masturbate on the 1st floor of a double decker bus.
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Nov 9, 2015 10:54 PM

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Cheese_Nubs said:
Akihiko86 said:
I love you


me or simon???

we want answers



monkeys are edible
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Nov 11, 2015 11:43 AM

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I've never been in love.
you will someday everyone does
 
Nov 11, 2015 11:47 AM

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monkeys are edible
I'm a monkey, eat me.
 
Nov 11, 2015 11:49 AM

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Plz said:
Akihiko86 said:
monkeys are edible
I'm a monkey, eat me.

I'd eat you
 
Nov 11, 2015 11:52 AM

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When I was 14 one girl wanted the "D" and i thought that she wanted the "D:/"(external hard drive) after that I never managed to told that to my friends because they will laugh the hell out of me because of my mistake.
 
Nov 11, 2015 11:55 AM

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The slightest touch of any part of a female's body used to give me diamond erections when I was 18.
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Nov 11, 2015 11:58 AM

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Simonian said:
The slightest touch of any part of a female's body used to give me diamond erections when I was 18.
same here since 16....
 
Nov 11, 2015 11:59 AM

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Axel_U said:
Simonian said:
The slightest touch of any part of a female's body used to give me diamond erections when I was 18.
same here since 16....


Don't worry bro, it'll generally subside the older you are and the more sexual experiences you have. You should be OK within the next 4-5 years.

Kind of tangential to your statement and on topic : I'm sure you'll miss those days when you're my age.
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Nov 11, 2015 12:00 PM

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Axel_U said:
Simonian said:
The slightest touch of any part of a female's body used to give me diamond erections when I was 18.
same here since 16....


Easy diamond erections: Age 15-current
 
Nov 11, 2015 12:00 PM

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Izumii said:
Plz said:
I'm a monkey, eat me.

I'd eat you


I mean, inedible
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Nov 11, 2015 12:01 PM

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Simonian said:
Axel_U said:
same here since 16....


Don't worry bro, it'll generally subside the older you are and the more sexual experiences you have. You should be OK within the next 4-5 years.
meh Im 18 right now well thanks god anime exists to kill time also get advice from them (i used 4 hentai lines which works irl xD)
 
Nov 11, 2015 12:08 PM

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Axel_U said:
Simonian said:


Don't worry bro, it'll generally subside the older you are and the more sexual experiences you have. You should be OK within the next 4-5 years.
meh Im 18 right now well thanks god anime exists to kill time also get advice from them (i used 4 hentai lines which works irl xD)


Hahah, been there done that. Anime will only get you so far. If you want to graduate from simple orbit to space exploration though, go out there and try shit on your own. Try picking chicks up on the go, go on adventures, sign up for penpal sites (It's a gold mine, lots of horny chicks there) etc.
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Nov 11, 2015 12:11 PM

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Simonian said:
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meh Im 18 right now well thanks god anime exists to kill time also get advice from them (i used 4 hentai lines which works irl xD)


Hahah, been there done that. Anime will only get you so far. If you want to graduate from simple orbit to space exploration though, go out there and try shit on your own. Try picking chicks up on the go, go on adventures, sign up for penpal sites (It's a gold mine, lots of horny chicks there) etc.


lol r u high?
 
Nov 11, 2015 12:16 PM

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Axel_U said:
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Hahah, been there done that. Anime will only get you so far. If you want to graduate from simple orbit to space exploration though, go out there and try shit on your own. Try picking chicks up on the go, go on adventures, sign up for penpal sites (It's a gold mine, lots of horny chicks there) etc.


lol r u high?


Whatever gave that away?
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Nov 11, 2015 12:17 PM

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Simonian said:
Axel_U said:


lol r u high?


Whatever gave that away?


maybe im high...
 
Nov 11, 2015 12:18 PM

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Axel_U said:
Simonian said:


Whatever gave that away?


maybe im high...


Plot spoiler : We're both high
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Nov 11, 2015 12:19 PM
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Never even had my first kiss yet...
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Nov 11, 2015 12:21 PM

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I first started noticing women at the age of 3.
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"confess something"...? I got yelled at for using the male bathroom several times.
 
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Nov 11, 2015 12:22 PM

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yaoi_renee said:
"confess something"...? I got yelled at for using the male bathroom several times.


Traps fascinate me.
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Nov 11, 2015 1:13 PM
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I trusted a fish once, ill never trust them again :(
 
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One time, I was making sweet love to a girl with my iPod on shuffle. Ed Sheeran finished his song, then it went to FMA:B opening 2 -Hologram. I just met her a week before, so she didn't know I watched anime. She heard it and was like "WTF" and I was like, "uhhhh yea, sorry" and she said "Again is a much better opening than hologram." This girl is now my girlfriend.
 
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I like to scare spiders.
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Nov 11, 2015 1:49 PM
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I don't like boobs.
 
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You look like waifu material
LOL i'm derpish and I like cosplayers :3
 
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I took the last cookie
 
Nov 11, 2015 5:22 PM
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I only go to the shooting range with my friend, because when she fires the gun, the recoil makes her boobs jiggle.
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Nov 11, 2015 5:24 PM

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I took the last cookie

I let the dogs out



 
Nov 11, 2015 5:25 PM

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^^This was before I met you relinquish...I fapped to Kurome once
^I turned down for nothing
 
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I only go to the shooting range with my friend, because when she fires the gun, the recoil makes her boobs jiggle.


lmao

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I hide things under my bed.
 
Nov 11, 2015 5:40 PM

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I unintentionally poked my love interests' thighs with an erection during a crowded party.
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Sometimes I wish I was born as a guy. This is one of those days.
 
Nov 11, 2015 5:45 PM

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Sometimes I wish I was born as a guy. This is one of those days.


Whenever I'm high I thank the gods for giving me the soul and body of a man.
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I convinced my dad that corn starch is corrosive. It's one of my proudest achievements.
 
Nov 11, 2015 5:52 PM
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^^This was before I met you relinquish...I fapped to Kurome


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OT: I convinced my school that I was a satanist for 2 months.
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I like others suffering.
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I told a girl her boyfriend was a violent asshole in front of him. She tried to hook up with me half a year later when he ditched her. I smiled and walked away.
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I don't think you're very nice.
 
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I prefer honesty to bullshitting around. If that's a reason enough to hate me then so be it, I won't hold any grudges.
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