I Have always had the urge to beat the living hell out of someone until they're a bloody mess. So if you're planning to mug me, I will take all that stuff stored in me and unleash it on you. With that, I cannot be held responsible for whatever I do to the person.
I don't believe in gods as in monotheistic religion type of a bearded dude with magical powers. I think there's a god in everything. Think about. We all have the tools and know how, from birth, to create actual life. Going by the creation logic, we're all technically gods. There's more to the act of existence itself than science can explain. For now, at least.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys