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May 3, 2015 12:23 AM

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What do you identify yourself with most?

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* GRINDCORE
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves…

* Gothic Metal
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.

* Industrial Metal
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* Speed Metal
Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone’s screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she’s been deflowered; the dragon and the princess are still looking for the one who caused this.

* Christian Metal
The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank’ the protagonist he replies, “Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”

* SYMPHONIC METAL
The protagonist enters the lair of the dragon with a full choir and orchestra, and the princess sings notes so high-pitched that she makes the dragon go deaf. The dragon tries to burn them all to death, but all of the members of the choir sing so loudly and unified, that it creates a protective bubble, which only grows in strength from the lead guitarist’s solo later in the song, and the flames bounce back and the dragon ends up killing itself while everyone escapes.

I'm a mix of folk,power,black, viking metal.
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May 3, 2015 12:24 AM

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Best metal song ever!

 
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May 3, 2015 12:28 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
Best metal song ever!


You have no shame.
Can't wait till the girls in this band grow some pubic hair and then be disbanded and destroyed.
 
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I'll have 2 Doom metals please.
 
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Bloodshade said:
MechaKiryu said:
Best metal song ever!


You have no shame.


write a description of it and append it to your list

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melodic death metal is my fav

 
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May 3, 2015 12:32 AM

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Involtus said:
Bloodshade said:

You have no shame.


write a description of it and append it to your list


Babymetal isn't a genre. Also, it isn't my list I saw this on one guys blog and thought it was funny. So I was interested to see what people here put.

Zeally said:
melodic death metal is my fav

I like a few Melo-death bands.
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May 3, 2015 12:36 AM

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Bloodshade said:
MechaKiryu said:
Best metal song ever!


You have no shame.
Can't wait till the girls in this band grow some pubic hair and then be disbanded and destroyed.


"If you died, would anyone care? Would they really care? Maybe, they'd cry for a day. But, let's be honest no one would give a shit. They wouldn't. The few people that would feel obligated to go to your funeral would probably be annoyed and leave as early as possible. That's who you are. That's what you are. You are nothing to anyone. To everyone."
-Mr. Robot

"I can take another name, and build a new life.. But on the inside I'll always have that instinct, no matter how much I hate it. I'm yakuza through and through. Guile only gets you so far in this game. Remember that. You won't get another chance."
-Kiryu Kazuma
 
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NicoIsPathetic said:
Bloodshade said:

You have no shame.
Can't wait till the girls in this band grow some pubic hair and then be disbanded and destroyed.




I'm not being edgy. Its the truth it isn't a metal band. Its a fabricated band that is j-pop that plays with a non-existent metal band in the background. I'm saying as soon as these chicks become physically mature enough they will just be discarded and this nightmare will be over.
 
May 3, 2015 12:51 AM

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lets get some more progressive vegetarian grindcore in here
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May 3, 2015 12:51 AM

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Iron metal.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
May 3, 2015 1:01 AM

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Prog, Viking, Folk, Death, Doom, Black and Power for me.

Gore Metal is hardly a real genre though, it's just about the lyrics and album covers.

Eigi man ek þá lǫg jómsvikinga ef ek kviði við bana eða mæla ek æðruorð. Eitt sinn skal hverr deyja
 
May 3, 2015 1:02 AM

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I'm probably a weird mix of Thrash, Viking, Death, and Black Metal.
 
May 3, 2015 3:45 AM

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Baman said:
Prog, Viking, Folk, Death, Doom, Black and Power for me.

Gore Metal is hardly a real genre though, it's just about the lyrics and album covers.

Viking metal is not a real genre ether. its just about the lyrics and album covers.
(same for christian metal)

with gore metal they probably ment goregrind, wich is an actual genre that differs from the usual grindcore. but yeah its not completely metal.

Bloodshade said:


I'm not being edgy. Its the truth it isn't a metal band. Its a fabricated band that is j-pop that plays with a non-existent metal band in the background. I'm saying as soon as these chicks become physically mature enough they will just be discarded and this nightmare will be over.


you need to calm down man. theres something wrong with you if you feel the need to call it a nightmare that needs to end. your taking your shit way to serious. just ignore it if you dont like it, laugh it off. but actively hating is just childish.
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Bloodshade said:
NicoIsPathetic said:




I'm not being edgy. Its the truth it isn't a metal band. Its a fabricated band that is j-pop that plays with a non-existent metal band in the background. I'm saying as soon as these chicks become physically mature enough they will just be discarded and this nightmare will be over.


There is a metal band in the background though, they're a mix of J-pop, EDM & metal.


As for me, I'm a fan of most of those sub genres lol.
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May 3, 2015 4:42 AM

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I think I'd be power metal in those scenarios
Where the fuck did Monday go?
 
May 3, 2015 5:58 AM

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i think GORE METAL LOL
 
May 3, 2015 7:25 AM

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From those descriptions, I'm symphonic. Prog metal is my favorite though.

Real prog metal scenario: In his search for his ideal princess, protagonist travels across several dimensions and story lines, visits his past, witnesses his own birth and the death of every great hero throughout history. The history of all life passes before his eyes in the span of a second. He awakens to a barren, post-apocalyptic landscape. He had been dreaming in cryogenic slumber. As he wanders, he finds the bones of what surely must have been a dragon outside a castle. Inside, there's a note from a princess thousands of years ago. She took her own life after realizing that her perfect knight didn't exist in this world. This was before his time, but only by a hundred years or so. He walks through a large field of broken down windmills, under the perpetually cloudy sky. This scene looks somewhat familiar to him, but his memory is hazy, and he feels like he has lived lifetimes since then. He finally ends up at the sea. As despair is about to take him, a light appears in the water. The remains of humanity have taken refuge from the uninhabitable surface. Some of the technology still works, so no one goes hungry, but there's no telling when the machines will break down. Most people have 'plugged in' and escaped into their own fantasy worlds. Our hero looks upon the withered bodies and decides he has had enough fantasy. He chooses to stay in reality and pick up the pieces of human civilization, and begin again with the few that have the will to carry on. How did the world end up this way though? All that is known is that no one who explores too far on the surface ever comes back. What is this unfathomable menace that has forced humanity beneath the waves? Maybe you'll find out if we feel like doing another concept album.
 
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Bloodshade said:
MechaKiryu said:
Best metal song ever!


You have no shame.
Can't wait till the girls in this band grow some pubic hair and then be disbanded and destroyed.
Woah there dude, don't cut yourself with that edge.

Bloodshade said:
NicoIsPathetic said:




I'm not being edgy. Its the truth it isn't a metal band. Its a fabricated band that is j-pop that plays with a non-existent metal band in the background. I'm saying as soon as these chicks become physically mature enough they will just be discarded and this nightmare will be over.
I love how some of you metal fans listen to some of the most edgiest songs ever created about burning churches, Nazi experiments and shit but you guys are scared of three little girls singing J-Pop and metal. Lmao
 
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gizter13 said:
Baman said:
Prog, Viking, Folk, Death, Doom, Black and Power for me.

Gore Metal is hardly a real genre though, it's just about the lyrics and album covers.

Viking metal is not a real genre ether. its just about the lyrics and album covers.
(same for christian metal)

with gore metal they probably ment goregrind, wich is an actual genre that differs from the usual grindcore. but yeah its not completely metal.

Bloodshade said:


I'm not being edgy. Its the truth it isn't a metal band. Its a fabricated band that is j-pop that plays with a non-existent metal band in the background. I'm saying as soon as these chicks become physically mature enough they will just be discarded and this nightmare will be over.


you need to calm down man. theres something wrong with you if you feel the need to call it a nightmare that needs to end. your taking your shit way to serious. just ignore it if you dont like it, laugh it off. but actively hating is just childish.


I'm calm as a cucumber. If you are going to say Viking metal isn't a genre because Viking only deals with lyrics. That can be said about many genres anyway. Explain why is it called death metal or black metal ?it's mainly cuz of the lyrics. So what's wrong with calling it Viking metal. In any case genres only exist for categorical purposes, Besides I didn't even create the list I got it from another blog. It was made for shits and giggles. I usually go with what bands identify themselves as. Example Alestorm call themselves pirate metal. So I have no objections to identifying them as pirate metal ( ridiculous as it ssounds calling it that )

I don't actively hate them because if actively were the case I would have already done something about this abomination. Let it be known it is a nightmare just like Menudo was a nightmare. I just get irritated when people call things not as they are. So calling babymetal metal is just dumb.

P.S. I hate typing on my phone. :-(
 
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I don't listen to metal anymore, it got too repetitive and boring. I used to listen to a lot of thrash stuff
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nu- metal, metal core and groove metal.

I don't see a huge difference, nor am I a big metal fan. I just like heavy riffs that aren't one long continuing riff if that makes sense.
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SmilinJ said:
I don't listen to metal anymore, it got too repetitive and boring. I used to listen to a lot of thrash stuff


Well you found your own solution. Thrash is repetitive.

blu-eyes said:
Iron metal.


Theon Greyjoy is that you?

Altairius said:
From those descriptions, I'm symphonic. Prog metal is my favorite though.

Real prog metal scenario: In his search for his ideal princess, protagonist travels across several dimensions and story lines, visits his past, witnesses his own birth and the death of every great hero throughout history. The history of all life passes before his eyes in the span of a second. He awakens to a barren, post-apocalyptic landscape. He had been dreaming in cryogenic slumber. As he wanders, he finds the bones of what surely must have been a dragon outside a castle. Inside, there's a note from a princess thousands of years ago. She took her own life after realizing that her perfect knight didn't exist in this world. This was before his time, but only by a hundred years or so. He walks through a large field of broken down windmills, under the perpetually cloudy sky. This scene looks somewhat familiar to him, but his memory is hazy, and he feels like he has lived lifetimes since then. He finally ends up at the sea. As despair is about to take him, a light appears in the water. The remains of humanity have taken refuge from the uninhabitable surface. Some of the technology still works, so no one goes hungry, but there's no telling when the machines will break down. Most people have 'plugged in' and escaped into their own fantasy worlds. Our hero looks upon the withered bodies and decides he has had enough fantasy. He chooses to stay in reality and pick up the pieces of human civilization, and begin again with the few that have the will to carry on. How did the world end up this way though? All that is known is that no one who explores too far on the surface ever comes back. What is this unfathomable menace that has forced humanity beneath the waves? Maybe you'll find out if we feel like doing another concept album.


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May 3, 2015 10:00 AM

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Mostly Heavy and Progressive. Otherwise ill also add more niche ones like Melodic death and Neo-classical on to the list.
 
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I listen almsot solely to thrash.
 
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You're missing genres, the metal genres I like are

*NESBM (nintendo entertainment system black metal)
*GRINDCORE (see you have this one)
*GOREGRIND
*LOLIGRIND
*GORENOISE
*PORNGRIND
*PORNOISE
*NOISEGRIND
*CYBERGRIND
*COPROGRIND
*ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL
*POST-BLACK METAL
*DRONE METAL
*DRONE DOOM
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Bloodshade said:
gizter13 said:

Viking metal is not a real genre ether. its just about the lyrics and album covers.
(same for christian metal)

with gore metal they probably ment goregrind, wich is an actual genre that differs from the usual grindcore. but yeah its not completely metal.



you need to calm down man. theres something wrong with you if you feel the need to call it a nightmare that needs to end. your taking your shit way to serious. just ignore it if you dont like it, laugh it off. but actively hating is just childish.


I'm calm as a cucumber. If you are going to say Viking metal isn't a genre because Viking only deals with lyrics. That can be said about many genres anyway. Explain why is it called death metal or black metal ?it's mainly cuz of the lyrics. So what's wrong with calling it Viking metal. In any case genres only exist for categorical purposes, Besides I didn't even create the list I got it from another blog. It was made for shits and giggles. I usually go with what bands identify themselves as. Example Alestorm call themselves pirate metal. So I have no objections to identifying them as pirate metal ( ridiculous as it ssounds calling it that )

I don't actively hate them because if actively were the case I would have already done something about this abomination. Let it be known it is a nightmare just like Menudo was a nightmare. I just get irritated when people call things not as they are. So calling babymetal metal is just dumb.

P.S. I hate typing on my phone. :-(


nah man, death metal and black metal have clear genre distinctions, and both genres have a wide variety of lyrical content.
with viking metal its generaly just folk metal or melodic death metal bands with lyrics about vikings and norse mythology.
and i wanst saying it to bash you, it was tageted at the guy complaining about ''gore metal'' being a genre, while viking metal follows the same logic.
doesnt mean it is impossible for genres to have a link to centrain lyrical conten, but for those genres its a combination of musical style and lyrics that make it stand out as its own(DSBM), but viking metal does not since it does not follow a specific sound, only the theme.
and i know you did not make the list, that list is older than ''pirate metal'', wich is probably why it is not included. i would never call Alestorm pirate metal, just call it power metal (with folk influences),what i do not like that even since they claimed that name, other bands that have been around way longer than them suddenly get thown under that categorisation because they also had lyrics about pirates.
but at the end of the day, its not my problem if people wanna call something viking metal. the only reason i brought that up was because of what he said.

and really, just ignore Baby Metal, they wont harm you, you dont need to listen to them, and it should not worry you what others listen to. you come across as a 15 year old.
ps. i would call them metal. sorry.
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I'm a prog metal man all the way. But black, gothic, folk and viking some of my other favorites.
 
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Power Metal, Symphonic Metal, Christian Metal, Metalcore.
 
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gizter13 said:
Bloodshade said:


I'm calm as a cucumber. If you are going to say Viking metal isn't a genre because Viking only deals with lyrics. That can be said about many genres anyway. Explain why is it called death metal or black metal ?it's mainly cuz of the lyrics. So what's wrong with calling it Viking metal. In any case genres only exist for categorical purposes, Besides I didn't even create the list I got it from another blog. It was made for shits and giggles. I usually go with what bands identify themselves as. Example Alestorm call themselves pirate metal. So I have no objections to identifying them as pirate metal ( ridiculous as it ssounds calling it that )

I don't actively hate them because if actively were the case I would have already done something about this abomination. Let it be known it is a nightmare just like Menudo was a nightmare. I just get irritated when people call things not as they are. So calling babymetal metal is just dumb.

P.S. I hate typing on my phone. :-(


nah man, death metal and black metal have clear genre distinctions, and both genres have a wide variety of lyrical content.
with viking metal its generaly just folk metal or melodic death metal bands with lyrics about vikings and norse mythology.
and i wanst saying it to bash you, it was tageted at the guy complaining about ''gore metal'' being a genre, while viking metal follows the same logic.
doesnt mean it is impossible for genres to have a link to centrain lyrical conten, but for those genres its a combination of musical style and lyrics that make it stand out as its own(DSBM), but viking metal does not since it does not follow a specific sound, only the theme.
and i know you did not make the list, that list is older than ''pirate metal'', wich is probably why it is not included. i would never call Alestorm pirate metal, just call it power metal (with folk influences),what i do not like that even since they claimed that name, other bands that have been around way longer than them suddenly get thown under that categorisation because they also had lyrics about pirates.
but at the end of the day, its not my problem if people wanna call something viking metal. the only reason i brought that up was because of what he said.

and really, just ignore Baby Metal, they wont harm you, you dont need to listen to them, and it should not worry you what others listen to. you come across as a 15 year old.
ps. i would call them metal. sorry.


I don't care if people listen to them. But they aren't metal. They are just another j pop group with metal as a gimmick. It's a fabrication. I don't care that they are females. I listen to metal bands that have females in them so it isn't the issue. the issue is that they are a misrepresentation. I'm not being an elitest. I listen to different genres as well. Classical and electronic music Just to name some. If someone is a metal head and they like to listen to babymetal that's fine with me. It doesn't make them any less of a metal fan, but they should realize it's not metal. This is a thread about metal genres and that is why baby metal doesn't belong here. BECAUSE ITS NOT METAL. that's really the only thing that irks me.



Also Vikings metal is a combination of two genres so it's just easier to call it Viking metal. And death metal got it's name because of the lyrics From the old school bands were about killing stuff like that. Of course now it's different with a wide variety of lyrical content. Black metal is called black metal because the old school bands sang about evil and Satan and so forth. Hence it was deemed black. And that is now different too as lyrical content expanded.

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Zeally said:
melodic death metal is my fav

MechaKiryu said:
Best metal song ever!



I like both of these things.

I try to not limit myself by genres, but death, melo-death and metalcore is what i seem to gravitate towards the most.
 
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Going by your descriptions i will go with power metal and doom metal


Shimapan-chan said:
You're missing genres, the metal genres I like are

*NESBM (nintendo entertainment system black metal)
*GRINDCORE (see you have this one)
*GOREGRIND
*LOLIGRIND
*GORENOISE
*PORNGRIND
*PORNOISE
*NOISEGRIND
*CYBERGRIND
*COPROGRIND
*ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL
*POST-BLACK METAL
*DRONE METAL
*DRONE DOOM
plz show me some loligrind and nesbm

Also drone doom = doom metal. Its just different names. Funeral doom isnt there though
 
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traed said:
Going by your descriptions i will go with power metal and doom metal


Shimapan-chan said:
You're missing genres, the metal genres I like are

*NESBM (nintendo entertainment system black metal)
*GRINDCORE (see you have this one)
*GOREGRIND
*LOLIGRIND
*GORENOISE
*PORNGRIND
*PORNOISE
*NOISEGRIND
*CYBERGRIND
*COPROGRIND
*ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL
*POST-BLACK METAL
*DRONE METAL
*DRONE DOOM
plz show me some loligrind and nesbm

Also drone doom = doom metal. Its just different names. Funeral doom isnt there though


Yeah I honestly have no idea what loligrind or nesbm are either but there are sooooo so many sub genres of metal I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few that are pretty popular that I have never heard of.

I just use the umbrella term Extreme Metal to describe my taste in metal, but honestly i'm so fickle i'll have to listen it and then decide if i like it.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJL6_JtrzVU

Martial Black Metal

If it ain't underground it ain't for me.
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I am a fan of metal, and that is it. I hate these sub-categories. I couldn't agree with Lips from Anvil more:


Sub-genre's exist for categorical purposes. Because its obvious we won't just call it metal. Because Heavy metal will not sound at all like Death metal and so forth. So I think sub-genres are necessary if you are looking to find a specific type of sound. In regards to this thread don't take it too seriously. I simply posted this because I though it was funny how he described the genre's through fairy tale scenario's, and wanted to see what most people associated with if they listen to metal.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJL6_JtrzVU

Martial Black Metal

If it ain't underground it ain't for me.


Not that hard to be underground. Just have lyrics that are extremely controversial. Not one major record label will even touch you. Satanic lyrics won't work these days since it isn't the 1960's. You gotta have anti-Jewish, anti-black, and anti-Muslim lyrics. In any case I found it kind of funny that the band was NSBM from France. Considering history and all. I don't even agree with the political ideologies of the bands but some of them are pretty good within that genre.

 
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In general, I tend to like a lot of progressive, avant-garde, tech death, etc. Stuff along that vein. I'll just post some favorites:

SikTh


UnexpecT


Follow the White Rabbit


Beyond Creation


Cyclamen


Vildhjarta


Hunab Ku


Gojira


Psykup


Dir en Grey


I also quite like sludge metal and various other stuff of course as well. I was also big into stuff like Finntroll and Wolves in the Throne Room back in high school though I haven't listened to them in awhile. Also, since it was the first thing that I ever learned how to play on bass, and I also happen to share a birthday with Geezer Butler, I'll post this:




Also, this might be of interest. This is 鬱P (Utsu-P), a vocaloid producer who does metal music complete with Hatsune Miku and the gang performing screaming vocals:
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Funk Metal.

 
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Kyzix said:
In general, I tend to like a lot of progressive, avant-garde, tech death, etc. Stuff along that vein. I'll just post some favorites:

SikTh


UnexpecT


Follow the White Rabbit


Beyond Creation


Cyclamen


Vildhjarta


Hunab Ku


Gojira


Psykup


Dir en Grey


I also quite like sludge metal and various other stuff of course as well. I was also big into stuff like Finntroll and Wolves in the Throne Room back in high school though I haven't listened to them in awhile. Also, since it was the first thing that I ever learned how to play on bass, and I also happen to share a birthday with Geezer Butler, I'll post this:




Also, this might be of interest. This is 鬱P (Utsu-P), a vocaloid producer who does metal music complete with Hatsune Miku and the gang performing screaming vocals:


I like a few of the bands you posted. Sometimes I feel that prog./avant-garde bands can get too carried away and then the albums sometimes become difficult to listen to. I have a love/hate relationship with avant-garde.
 
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heavy metal
 
May 4, 2015 3:46 AM

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Kyzix said:


Also, this might be of interest. This is 鬱P (Utsu-P), a vocaloid producer who does metal music complete with Hatsune Miku and the gang performing screaming vocals:


Utsu is good stuff.
 
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* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.


Hey, this is a big stereotype.

Also black metal is master race.
 
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plz show me some loligrind


https://soundcloud.com/sunblock-bukkake/strike-bitches
 
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Strum said:
traed said:
plz show me some loligrind


https://soundcloud.com/sunblock-bukkake/strike-bitches


lol i'm sorry but this is ridiculous. Please tell me this isn't a real thing.
 
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Malfegor said:
Kyzix said:


Also, this might be of interest. This is 鬱P (Utsu-P), a vocaloid producer who does metal music complete with Hatsune Miku and the gang performing screaming vocals:


Utsu is good stuff.


I hate vocaloids.

Strum said:
Bloodshade said:
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.


Hey, this is a big stereotype.

Also black metal is master race.


They are all stereotypes, that's why its funny. You do know that in every stereotype there is some truth. Regardless, I like both prog and black.
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traed said:
Going by your descriptions i will go with power metal and doom metal


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You're missing genres, the metal genres I like are

*NESBM (nintendo entertainment system black metal)
*GRINDCORE (see you have this one)
*GOREGRIND
*LOLIGRIND
*GORENOISE
*PORNGRIND
*PORNOISE
*NOISEGRIND
*CYBERGRIND
*COPROGRIND
*ATMOSPHERIC BLACK METAL
*POST-BLACK METAL
*DRONE METAL
*DRONE DOOM
plz show me some loligrind and nesbm

Also drone doom = doom metal. Its just different names. Funeral doom isnt there though


I consider drone doom stuff like this and drone metal stuff like this. Having different names for basically the same thing is kinda redundant tho.

Also most nesbm stuff isn't on Youtube anymore but the best things from it are Battle Lolis and Loli Waffen SS

NESBM


LOLIGRIND (also closely tied to grindcore's punk routes so not all is metal related)


EDIT: Added loligrind
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traed said:
Going by your descriptions i will go with power metal and doom metal


plz show me some loligrind and nesbm

Also drone doom = doom metal. Its just different names. Funeral doom isnt there though


I consider drone doom stuff like this and drone metal stuff like this. Having different names for basically the same thing is kinda redundant tho.

Also most nesbm stuff isn't on Youtube anymore but the best things from it are Battle Lolis and Loli Waffen SS






They all sound like music from early video games.

Commie Black Metal.
 
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Strum said:


https://soundcloud.com/sunblock-bukkake/strike-bitches


lol i'm sorry but this is ridiculous. Please tell me this isn't a real thing.


Oh wow he used my song as an example.
And yeah it's ridiculous but is a real thing since for whatever reason grindcore subgenres are mostly by theme
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They all sound like music from early video games.

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Yeah that's why it's nintendo entertainment system black metal. The name is a joke on nsbm but also fits since most of it has nazi themes and is a subgenre of both chiptune and black metal.
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Also Chinese version commie song.
 
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Oh wow he used my song as an example.


Hello I am a big fan of your work.

Also there's only a handful of nesbm artists anyway so it's a weird genre to classify. Battle Lolis has some solid stuff out there though. Namely 전투는 내 인생이다 and his split with Loli Waffen SS and The Guanosan.
 
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