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Feb 9, 2017 10:43 AM

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Hey. I am The_Otaku_Guy707. I am LITTERALY an otaku and a guy.

nuff said
 
Feb 9, 2017 12:10 PM

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Hey I am Butterfly Mansion. I am LITTERALY an butterfly and live in a mansion.

nuff saod
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 9, 2017 12:11 PM

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Hi I'm gracey, I bully people and I'm bipolar. I also have terminal retardism


Throughout my life, the moments
and people who define me...
They have all been illuminated by
sparks.

 
Feb 9, 2017 12:13 PM

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Hi I'm Charlie. I'm a weak fag and I worship cuntism. I also have cancerous tendencies that affects 75% of MAL today
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 9, 2017 12:14 PM

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HI I AM GRACEY AND I'LL PUT YOU IN MY OVEN!!

Ahh!! and i am not a tsun, no.
 
Feb 9, 2017 12:14 PM

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i h8 u gracey


Throughout my life, the moments
and people who define me...
They have all been illuminated by
sparks.

 
Feb 9, 2017 12:16 PM

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Gracey said:
Hi I'm Charlie. I'm a weak fag and I worship cuntism. I also have cancerous tendencies that affects 75% of MAL today


Nuff said.
 
Feb 9, 2017 12:20 PM

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Hi my name is SmoothJazzDavis. I'm an edgelord and a good for nothing sack of shit and all I'm good for is sitting on mal all day attempting to get more and more people to dislike me!


Throughout my life, the moments
and people who define me...
They have all been illuminated by
sparks.

 
Feb 9, 2017 12:21 PM

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Aww, i will call my momma!!
 
Feb 9, 2017 3:54 PM

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Hi, I need money to pay for my rehabilitation.

 
Feb 9, 2017 4:07 PM

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Hi, I just finished watching a documentary about the MH-370 flight and now I'm scared to fly. I mean, how do they lose a plane anyway? Aren't there cellphones and satellites and stuff? Like, how big is the ocean anyway? It can't be that big, right? I mean, they found the Titanic, and that was like 1912 or something.

Oh, I like anime.


 
Feb 10, 2017 8:49 PM

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"I'm more or less a casual anime viewer.
Have read a bit of manga.
Slightly familiar with Japanese culture.
Probably a weeb.
Obsessed with yuri."



they say they'll hold on tight
but is that really the truth?
if i'm let go of now,
i'll just fade to blue

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Feb 10, 2017 9:08 PM

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hi i am infatuated with ugly bunnies and shit memes please kill me




 
Feb 10, 2017 9:09 PM

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Hi, i am the least edgy dude on this site.
 
Feb 14, 2017 4:47 PM

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No longer able to pay MAL's excessive profile space bills, I am forced to keep it short.
 
Feb 14, 2017 5:06 PM

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Im an all-powerful sentient italian dessert, worship me and my vast intelligence mortals
The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves.


 
Feb 14, 2017 5:25 PM

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All I need are boobs and Gainax to substain me.
 
Feb 14, 2017 6:25 PM

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fatboyftw said:
All I need is NGE and Gracey skinning me alive to substain me.
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 14, 2017 6:26 PM

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I can still taste her lovely sweat-box, she fed me such tears of ecstasy.
Liar! I ripped out her bumpy tummy and her hot screams were for me!
NO! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!
Another story to sing to the cages at home!
Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
Come to me, my pasty cake!
Flavor me fancy, but you really put the pants in panting!
I can't wait to take your picture!
I love you!
"Love me, hate me - It all tastes the same!
I'm gonna beat you to life!
I need another head for my merry-go-round - YOURS IS PERFECT!
I wonder if I plant you in the ground, if you'll grow taller?
I made finger pizza just for you!
I made you a salad, outta worms!
I'm... gonna choke and stroke your lifeless body!
I'm gonna floss my teeth... with your face!
I'm gonna make hammocks, from your eye lids!
I plucked a hair from the head of a dying baby! Let me give it to you!
It's inside me! IT'S INSIDE ME!
It's time for the meat puppet!
It's time for THREE pounds of flesh!


“I look around and Sin City's cold and empty
No one's around to judge me"

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My Sigs
MAL Interview
 
Feb 18, 2017 8:03 AM

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Hey there and welcome everyone to my youtube channel, my name is PraetorPat and I am talking about it so you don't have to. Since I am a pretty cool, I can use all le memes I gather from the various sites I frequent to give myself the identity of someone funny and trendy. *random gibberish about 'inside jokes' only the nonexistent fanbase can get* So in todays video, I am going to respond to a few comments I had under my latest Harambe video. Yeah I know what you are probably thinking right now 'Harambe? WHO DAT LOLOLOLOL ROFL' and you are right, our lifes and converstions are so meaningful that we join in on meme-esque circlejerks we actually don't even have a clue about, but it gives us lots of praise and aknowledgement in this Idioteque society. But without further ado, let's get started. So here are the questions.



Alright thank you all very much for participating and watching. Be sure to click the like button if you enjoyed the video and subscribe if you want to see my latest videos, that would be awesome. And since I am already to late to join on the Jon Sudano train (is it ever to late for that?), next time I am going to show you my take on Bag raiders - Shooting stars, just need to get that one video I recorded while snowboarding, fits perfectly.
 
Feb 20, 2017 1:27 AM

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wow
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 20, 2017 1:29 AM

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Hi I'm Gracey. I'm the devil and I enjoy killing and fucking bitches. Make me moan or die, bitch.
 
Feb 20, 2017 1:58 AM

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I'm Gator. I was born way back in 1988, and that's given me just barely enough time to watch every single fucking episode of One Piece.
 
Feb 20, 2017 2:10 AM

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Y'all it's RP59. I like satsuki and weird profile pictures
k.
 
Feb 20, 2017 2:13 AM

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Hi, i am Butterflymansion, and i lost my mansion, did you saw it somewhere?
 
Feb 21, 2017 7:46 AM

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The voices inside the wraithlike identity you call Jazz greet you. I am an existentialist writer who despises his own existence.
 
Feb 21, 2017 7:48 AM

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Name's Sekigan and the only thing I put more effort into than my posts are keeping my count at the exact same number.
 
Feb 21, 2017 7:50 AM

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Sekigan is a lovely person, whom users love seeing around :D They're extremely talented it seems with their awesome forum set! Yato is one of his favourite anime characters (which is mine too, I love Yato), and is very thoughtful and respectful with everyone :D^^

^HeroKenzan is known for being extremely romantic with Karineyn, whom is his angel. He's very kind and friendly with everyone, and doesn't like putting people down. Just proves how kind hearted he is, and how friendly he can be with everyone :D He can get along well with everyone too, which proves his amazingness! xD
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I choose to daydream
to escape this nightmare
called reality.
 
Feb 21, 2017 7:56 AM

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Hi I'm ILuvTheAnime (◕ᴗ◕✿)
I love to play in the forum games with everyone because all of you are so amazing! I love you all :D
Oh yes and I love cheeks, so if you have a cheek prepare to get cheek-hugged by me x3
 
Feb 21, 2017 8:00 AM

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For the males of Mal: Hello, this is my profile.

For the females of Mal: Hello and welcome to Gator's very own harem. There is no escape, by entering my profile you have already accepted being part of it and hence have to be mine for the rest of your life, or time of watching anime but since we are on mal this is pretty much the same. But of course you have the luxury of deciding what you want to be, you can either be my waifu, muh weifu, my mistress or other terms of objectification. I am a really kind guy, so caress my wavy hair and treat me like the himedere I am (◕ᴗ◕)
 
Feb 21, 2017 8:02 AM

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Gator is a sweet, kind person. He was kind enough to lend his cheeks, which proves how extremely sweet he is xD He is loved by many, and has an amazing personality. We all hope he doesn't change, as he's lovely the way he is!!! :D^^

HeroKenzan is AMAZING, and very kind! He's extremely well known, and people love him. He's got a great personality, but an even greater one with Karineyn Ooh la la xD Kenzan is pretty much everyone's hero, as he's so kind with everyone, and willing to help out anyone he can. I'm sure of it xD






I choose to daydream
to escape this nightmare
called reality.
 
Mar 8, 2017 7:44 PM

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Hello dear friend.
First of all, thank you so very much for reading this.. you are amazing :)
I'm ILuvTheAnime and i have many MAL friends, people that i love with all my heart <3333 (@Odysseus is one of them, of course).
If you are happy...... I'm happy.
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Mar 8, 2017 7:47 PM
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Well this looks fun.

Hello friends. I'm Andrea, and a big fan of Pokemon and Naruto! :D
Hope we get along! ^^
“Oh, I know very well. How the secrets beckon so sweetly.”
 
Mar 8, 2017 7:58 PM
yare yare~

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Oh hey everyone!

I am Reli! You can also call me Reli-chan :3
I'm a huge fan of kurome.
And I love nekos a lot >:3

Nice to meet you all. Hope we get along <3

All the best people are crazy!
 
Mar 8, 2017 9:11 PM

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What exactly happens when we combine nekos with potatoes?
What is the meaning of life?


Find out more about these at Alienekoo
 
Mar 9, 2017 4:03 AM

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Yanri AKA The_Otaku_Guy707 is a charming young man! He'll be able to cheer you up in no time with his sweet comments/replies! He's extremely positive and lovely towards everyone! Making sure people aren't left out and are loved is his job, and does awesomely at it! He's truly amazing and with his magic positive powers, can make you smile in an instant! :D






I choose to daydream
to escape this nightmare
called reality.
 
Mar 9, 2017 8:15 AM

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Hi my name is ILuvTheAnime

I think you are a nice person.

End.
 
Mar 10, 2017 8:51 AM

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Why hello. Why they call me SmoothJazzDavis you ask? Let me tell you about ice hockey instead.
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:29 PM

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Once in a while you stumble across an individual who is not just a real human bean, but also a real hero. _HeroKenzan_ is one such person. His warmth, intelligence, maturity and sense of humour make him a wonderful addition to MAL's roster. He's also the perfect wingman.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:40 PM

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Hi, I'm the most open minded person on this site
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:46 PM

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Hi, my name is Yanri.

Nuff' said.
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:49 PM

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Hey, Fatboyftw here! I'm just a nerd on the internet who's hoping to hang out with other nerds on the internet. I've dabbled in basically every facet of nerd culture. Sort of a jack of all trades but master of none. I have a general knowledge in everything from Anime to Western Cartoons to Video Games to Giant Monster Films. Though I will admit that I've been a bit out of the loop with a lot of these things because of another important fact you guys should probably know...I'm in the Army.
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:51 PM

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codephat said:
Hey, Fatboyftw here! I'm just a nerd on the internet who's hoping to hang out with other nerds on the internet. I've dabbled in basically every facet of nerd culture. Sort of a jack of all trades but master of none. I have a general knowledge in everything from Anime to Western Cartoons to Video Games to Giant Monster Films. Though I will admit that I've been a bit out of the loop with a lot of these things because of another important fact you guys should probably know...I'm in the Army.


Ah c'mon, that's just lazy!

OT: codephat here, not much you need to know about me. I only have one rule, don't fucking tag me. My inbox is full enough as is FFS.
 
Mar 10, 2017 2:56 PM

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I am fatboy

I have a big heart, i am someone a bit easily impressed, i get attached to people easily too, sweet words and compliment really touch me, apart from that i don't really care about insults, i don't like seeing conflicts, i dislike it. I wish this world was nothing but peace and love, and that everyone could enjoy each other.

I don't let myself being stepping on so easily, if you're no woman.
 
Mar 10, 2017 3:10 PM

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I'm SmoothJazzDavis. I have nothing else to say besides the fact that I have particular tastes in music.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Mar 10, 2017 3:11 PM

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Vailanor here.

Mecha, Mecha, Mecha!

That is all.
 
Mar 10, 2017 3:11 PM

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^^Same but replace music by rating.

SmoothJazzDavis said:
I am fatboy

I have a big heart, i am someone a bit easily impressed, i get attached to people easily too, sweet words and compliment really touch me, apart from that i don't really care about insults, i don't like seeing conflicts, i dislike it. I wish this world was nothing but peace and love, and that everyone could enjoy each other.

I don't let myself being stepping on so easily, if you're no woman.
 
Mar 10, 2017 3:14 PM

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I'm SmoothJazzDavis.

I'm an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. To truly understand my mind is to experience true madness.

All you really need to know about me is that I love Music and Hockey.
 
Mar 10, 2017 4:13 PM
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hi im fatboyftw

i like playing video games like megaman and kingdom hearts
i spend a lot time in forum games but talk to me in comments
 
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