| My name's Rottegift and I am from Norway. The only reason I am fascinated by dark and disturbing places and things, like Mal and Tokyo Ghoul, is because the country I live in is so beautiful that I need to see the other side to truly appreciate it. Other than that I won't ever change my avatar nor ever get a signature, but that's fine, I am truly iconic this way and nobody but my toy Jazz understands my name. |
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| Roses are red, violets are blue, i like green and i like you. Hello! I'm _HeroKenzan_ but you can call me Hero even tho i wish i was like superman. I'm a friendly persona who likes to draw on paint during his free time.. please feel free to leave request of drawings you would like to see from me. Here is my latest drawing: |
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| Sex, drives, no way, no way, i am beautiful or not, he is, is he? Oh so he is but i doubt about it, i am, somehow, i guess i am, i think i am, but i am not sure. I wish i would be, i like that of myself but i would sure, oh tell me, or just don't, and my name is, some upfront, or not, or maybe, Hi, i am or maybe you are, Andygali. |
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| hello, i am the guy that like jazz and i'm smooth af. I like psychology and 3deep5me stuff. i also like to flood my profile with ironic and outdated memes while writing long paragraphs about how big my vocabulary of obnoxiously long words are. wait, you can't read long words? well then i'm way superior that you ain't i? Did I mention how amazing my naming sense it? I have a bone fetish and wouldn't mind....yeah. I'm also very romantic, tho I might not seem like so. I love classical music and very deep and long ( paragrah ) quotes about humans. I'm cool and u know it. |
 set by secret santa ; thank you! ily ♥️ |
「 Mayumi 」 ❀ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -❀ 12 • fujoshi • mangaka • feet microwave timers • fridge light • open windows ms paint • notepad • vanilla dreams vegetarian on sundays • titan feet • tiny violins characters with mullets • loli teachers • unfinished sequels blind music artists • tiny toenails • google hangouts ❀ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ❀ delivery • port • gfx • todo • manga challenge |
| the official MAL hall of fame/cursed comments is now open for business - you are welcome to PM me any potential quotes to include |
「 Sad 」 ❀ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -❀ 78 • fujoshi • pro baiter • lips facade • parking lights • feminist wordpad • minecraft • chocolate luvin vegan • part time alcoholic • 30 yr trumpet experience bitches with glasses • chicks without dicks • 2000- engineer • necro • add on tinder ❀ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ❀ delivery • twitch • youtube • pornhub • nofap challenge |
currently in a state of denial |
| hi my names tiramisu i'm too lazy to write an introduction paragraph bc i'm too busy sucking richies dick while watching yuri |
   they say they'll hold on tight but is that really the truth? if i'm let go of now, i'll just fade to blue ● ● ● |
| Specimen 00.2 Emilia. |
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| E.T. Smooth 1029.9 |
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Gracey Bitsmack |
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| ^^,^would like to hump 75% of people on mal |
 "I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" -----  -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| Davis Tittyhoneylicker |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Pizza |
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| rot in hell or my basement pls |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Is there pizza there? |
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| Hi im SmoothJazzDavis, and I don't know when to quit, when it comes to my "about me" Just keeps going and going |
 "The sun is my enemy, but the moon has been good to me." |
| Hi i am Mokir and i dislike anything Avant-Garde. Keep it mainstream, ditch. |
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| Hello inferiors, i am a sentient Italian dessert whose intelligence far exceeds that of you naked apes. My taste in anime is oh so superior to everyone else's cause muh prepubescent girls are better than whatever filth you have. My taste is above all criticism and any who says otherwise must get rekt. The end. |
 The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| "I need someone to host the best music taste competition 2, for whoever is interested." |
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| "my fetishes include dressing up as a wolverine and shoving blunt rusting knives into my anus" |
| they say they'll hold on tight but is that really the truth? if i'm let go of now, i'll just fade to blue ● ● ● |
| "Hi, i want to be a magical fairy someday, something ive wanted to be since i was 5." |
| The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| All hail His Grace, King Guber of House Mensch, First of His Name, King of Masculinity and Excessively Manly Men, Lord of the Seven Anime , and Protector of the Realm |
| "H-h-hi. I'm Vailanor and, um, I'm new here. I have a serious mecha fetish. I-if the animus I watch d-don't have any big, shiny, juicy, sturdy, sexy robots in it, t-then it doesn't matter. P.S. P-please don't tell my mommy that I-I'm on this site." |
| i support a basketball team that isnt relevant anymore |
"I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" ----- -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| How to make a classic Tiramisu Tiramisu is arguably the most pathetic Italian dessert ever created. Its name translates roughly to, "memetic loser”. Here's a quick and easy way to make one to depress your friends and/or yourself! Ingredients: - 1 large egg ego. Despite its size, this ego is particularly fragile, its foundation being the worship of the pitiful masochistic MAL users that have fallen victim to Tiramisu’s weak “roasts”. Handle with care. - 500 grams of flour existential angst. Tiramisu’s insults are ultimately an outward projection of the dessert’s insecurity and lack of ability to form meaningful relationships with others. - 2 Teaspoons of Espresso or Strong Coffee, for those long nights of shitposting. This dessert is not the kind you want to have at your parties, the only way to truly enjoy your Tiramisu is while at your computer, jacking off to little cartoon girls and spouting nonsense on random forums. - Lady fingers, must be the size of those of an underage girl, any larger and your Tiramisu will shrink in fear at the memories of previous rejections that haunt this dessert. - (optional) 1 cup of cognac. Preferably less, Tiramisu can’t handle alcohol very well. Actually, there isn’t much Tiramisu can handle well. - Sugar, this sweetener will act as a clever camouflage that obscures the hidden sensitivity and pettiness of the dessert’s true personality. - Cocoa powder, for decoration. Steps: - Put your ingredients into in a large bowl, and whisk together until it becomes a liquid amalgamation of ontological uncertainty. - Pour your mix into a solid container. - Sprinkle with cocoa powder. - Leave it in your refrigerator for two hours to set and serve. Et voilà! Enjoy this deplorable dessert either in the comfort of your own home on a lonely Friday night, or in a public café with your beloved best girl body pillow :) |
| Hello human. My name is Tiramisu, I am a superior intelligence created by Japanese scientists in order to find an explanation to evangelion |
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| Hi. I am Enrique. I sniff baby powder and i get it up with unicorns. I wish one day to be the best rapper of Candy Rap. |
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| Im Smooth and I fucked a mod on club penguin. |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Im Gracey. Your soul belongs to me. |
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| Hello, this is Luis and you'd better appreciate me now because I'll be rich in the future for my paint masterpieces will become famous. I'm too good for this era. |
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| Hello my name is Demonic and Im the best shoujo lover EVER XD |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Gracey is a lovely sweet person, but will still eat you anyway. She may seem scary to you at first sight, but inside she's got such a lovely personality. She loves Mettaton a lot, and loves everything about him/her/it.. I don't know xD She seems to love the colour pink as well :O Overall, Gracey is a lovely sweet person who loves to bite people she loves, so don't you worry! xD |
  I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| Hey I'm Iluvtheanime also known as Vuli. I'm a bundle of joy and I love everything and everyone so much, especially my Ody <3 I adore his cheeks, they're so kawaii~ On the outside I'm a deredere but low-key I'm a massive yandere and I will eat you alive if you dare try to take Ody from me. Speak to me for too long and you will be infected by my positivity :) |
| they say they'll hold on tight but is that really the truth? if i'm let go of now, i'll just fade to blue ● ● ● |
| Hello, i am magic. lick lick lick lick. |
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| SmoothJazzDavis is a lovely person with a great sense of humour. He's quite unique and into different things than the rest. Him being away from the norm on this lovely site with his amazing forum set is what makes him awesome! XD He's friendly, and willing to hold a convo with anyone, which I'm sure are quite interesting :P ^^@Magic Amazing. Perfect. Love the rhyme! XD <3 |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
Hello unknown user! We do not know each other yet, but I want you to know that we already are friends and I love you very much.  |
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| hello i'm a pedo, i fap on 9 year old girls |
| I'm Heartwork and I can't be bothered with this list and profile bullshit, I only wanted to post on the forums. I just joined this month - am I an alt created for trolling or a legitimate poster? Stay tuned to find out. But I'm definitely an alt |
rypo59Feb 7, 2017 2:38 PM
| Hello guys! I'm not really sure who I'm writing this to because I don't think anyone will ever read this, but anyway hi! I'm RP59. I'm just your average anime fan that just likes watching anime. I don't really have friends that watch anime so I made an account here and hoped that I'll find friends here that won't make fun of me just because I like anime. So if we're going to be friends you must know some things about me. First I really like listening to music and that's why I never skip anime openings or endings. After I finish an anime I usually search YouTube for hours to find amvs and I've even tried making some of my own but I'm too embarrassed to share them with anyone. Also I've never had a girlfriend before so if you happen to be a girl then maybe you'll be my lucky no. 1 I don't know what else to write so if you're interested in me and want to know more then just message me and maybe we can be friends. Please. |
| Hi I'm Anneli. I eat foods and Ima human being nuff said |
| Hey. I am The_Otaku_Guy707. I am LITTERALY an otaku and a guy. nuff said |
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| Hey I am Butterfly Mansion. I am LITTERALY an butterfly and live in a mansion. nuff saod |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| Hi I'm gracey, I bully people and I'm bipolar. I also have terminal retardism |
 Throughout my life, the moments and people who define me... They have all been illuminated by sparks.  |
| Hi I'm Charlie. I'm a weak fag and I worship cuntism. I also have cancerous tendencies that affects 75% of MAL today |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| HI I AM GRACEY AND I'LL PUT YOU IN MY OVEN!! Ahh!! and i am not a tsun, no. |
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| i h8 u gracey |
Throughout my life, the moments and people who define me... They have all been illuminated by sparks. |
Gracey said: Hi I'm Charlie. I'm a weak fag and I worship cuntism. I also have cancerous tendencies that affects 75% of MAL today Nuff said. |
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| Hi my name is SmoothJazzDavis. I'm an edgelord and a good for nothing sack of shit and all I'm good for is sitting on mal all day attempting to get more and more people to dislike me! |
Throughout my life, the moments and people who define me... They have all been illuminated by sparks. |
| Aww, i will call my momma!! |
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| Hi, I need money to pay for my rehabilitation. |
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