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Feb 1, 2017 2:50 PM

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Let me introduce the man, the myth, the legend, HeroKenzan!

Some of us believe that heroes don't really exist in the real world. Kenzan's very existence shoots that theory down. His Yotsuba set tells of you his kind and childish nature, but don't mistake his kindness and possible naivety for weakness! He still has the power to smite any and all evil in the world.
 
Feb 1, 2017 2:53 PM

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I LOVE GRACEY SO MUCH UWAHHHHH

EVEN IF I LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS OR ANOTHER WEEBUSH SHIT I LOVE FIGHTING FOR MY COUNTRY AND SERVING IT. I LOVE NGE AND IS A FAG FOR IT >.<
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 1, 2017 2:57 PM

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It's Gracey bitches! I'm a rich cheerleader with way too much time and energy on her hands, so I pretend to be a masochistic sadist (A paradox, I know) online for the amusement of you weebs. My Husbando's are Mettaton and Wretch, My spirit animal is Nui Harime, and my favorite playtoy is Fatboyftw.

P.S. By reading this you've now become yet another slave to the demon queen, aka Me.
 
Feb 1, 2017 9:46 PM

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fatboyftw here. I'm very fat irl and should be avoided by all because you might die if you fall under me and that won't be my fault. Joking aside, I get a new theme every month, so be sure to check my profile every now and then for newer themes!
 
Feb 1, 2017 10:02 PM

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Me, The Otaku Guy707, i am just a simple otaku guy that likes romance and horror genre and i also like video games too. That's all i guess.
 
Feb 2, 2017 12:20 AM

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Am i weird enough? Am i weird enough? Said Butterflymansion while watching her reflection on the mirror. Oh mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the weirdest, who is the weirdest? and then the mirror, it, that old mirror, it, cost merely nothing, it, french kissing, suddenly, laughing maniacally, certainly not ironically, responded. @Richie ("Congrats dude, here is your MAL's cup." ) And then with anger, she broke the mirror with a punch, or a thousands of, depends on your perspective, while the mirror was screaming, oh not again. She took way too many time repairing it, to ask once again, who is the weirdest of them all, am i weird enough?
 
Feb 2, 2017 1:56 AM

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I belong to Rottegift, contact him for further information
 
Feb 2, 2017 5:14 AM

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My name's Rottegift and I am from Norway. The only reason I am fascinated by dark and disturbing places and things, like Mal and Tokyo Ghoul, is because the country I live in is so beautiful that I need to see the other side to truly appreciate it. Other than that I won't ever change my avatar nor ever get a signature, but that's fine, I am truly iconic this way and nobody but my toy Jazz understands my name.
 
Feb 2, 2017 5:21 AM

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like green and i like you.
Hello! I'm _HeroKenzan_ but you can call me Hero even tho i wish i was like superman.
I'm a friendly persona who likes to draw on paint during his free time.. please feel free to leave request of drawings you would like to see from me.

Here is my latest drawing:
∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
 
Feb 2, 2017 5:23 AM

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Sex, drives, no way, no way, i am beautiful or not, he is, is he? Oh so he is but i doubt about it, i am, somehow, i guess i am, i think i am, but i am not sure. I wish i would be, i like that of myself but i would sure, oh tell me, or just don't, and my name is, some upfront, or not, or maybe, Hi, i am or maybe you are, Andygali.
 
Feb 2, 2017 6:08 AM

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hello, i am the guy that like jazz and i'm smooth af. I like psychology and 3deep5me stuff. i also like to flood my profile with ironic and outdated memes while writing long paragraphs about how big my vocabulary of obnoxiously long words are. wait, you can't read long words? well then i'm way superior that you ain't i? Did I mention how amazing my naming sense it? I have a bone fetish and wouldn't mind....yeah. I'm also very romantic, tho I might not seem like so. I love classical music and very deep and long ( paragrah ) quotes about humans.
I'm cool and u know it.
 
Feb 2, 2017 12:04 PM

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Mayumi
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12 • fujoshi • mangaka • feet
microwave timers • fridge light • open windows
ms paint • notepad • vanilla dreams
vegetarian on sundays • titan feet • tiny violins
characters with mullets • loli teachers • unfinished sequels
blind music artists • tiny toenails • google hangouts

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delivery • port • gfx • todo • manga challenge

 
Feb 2, 2017 12:28 PM

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Sad
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78 • fujoshi • pro baiter • lips
facade • parking lights • feminist
wordpad • minecraft • chocolate luvin
vegan • part time alcoholic • 30 yr trumpet experience
bitches with glasses • chicks without dicks • 2000-
engineer • necro • add on tinder

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delivery • twitch • youtube • pornhub • nofap challenge

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what's the penalty for not having an anime profile picture
 
Feb 2, 2017 12:56 PM

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Call me Veone. I'm on something like a semi-hiatus atm.

Back when I was living in Croatia, I faced financial problems that left me pretty much in poverty. I couldn't do anything about it, so I spent my time on MAL as a distraction. I was sitting outside one day when an Englishman came up to me. I learned later that he is known as Sad on MAL. He told me, you are pretty cute, why don't you come back to England with me? I said, oh but I am not a girl. He replied, well you pretty much look like one, and I am into chicks with dicks that look like bitches without glasses, I pay good, everything's fine. And that's the story of how I came to London.
 
Feb 2, 2017 1:00 PM

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hi my names tiramisu i'm too lazy to write an introduction paragraph bc i'm too busy sucking richies dick while watching yuri



they say they'll hold on tight
but is that really the truth?
if i'm let go of now,
i'll just fade to blue

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Feb 2, 2017 9:02 PM

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Specimen 00.2 Emilia.
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:10 PM

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E.T. Smooth 1029.9
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 2, 2017 9:10 PM

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Gracey Bitsmack
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:11 PM

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^^,^would like to hump 75% of people on mal


“I look around and Sin City's cold and empty
No one's around to judge me"

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My Sigs
MAL Interview
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:11 PM

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Davis Tittyhoneylicker
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 2, 2017 9:13 PM

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Pizza
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:14 PM

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rot in hell or my basement pls
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 2, 2017 9:16 PM

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Is there pizza there?
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:17 PM

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Hi im SmoothJazzDavis, and I don't know when to quit, when it comes to my "about me"

Just keeps going and going

"The sun is my enemy, but the moon has been good to me."
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:20 PM

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Hi i am Mokir and i dislike anything Avant-Garde. Keep it mainstream, ditch.
 
Feb 2, 2017 9:31 PM

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My username went through several iterations, all of which are combinations of three or more words because I lack the creativity and tact for one that is succinct yet memorable. I am sure you have noticed that my profile is superfluously long, filled with all the gifs and pictures I have ever saved onto my computer, erroneously under the assumption that there is even a single person out there who will care enough to peruse a fraction of this shit. Or maybe I do realize that. Maybe I just want to be an asshole and let whoever unfortunate enough to stumble on my profile to suffer the most annoying lag attacks on MAL because the thought of others' pain brings me ineffable pleasure. I was never loved growing up.
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Feb 2, 2017 10:00 PM

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Hello inferiors, i am a sentient Italian dessert whose intelligence far exceeds that of you naked apes. My taste in anime is oh so superior to everyone else's cause muh prepubescent girls are better than whatever filth you have. My taste is above all criticism and any who says otherwise must get rekt. The end.
The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves.


 
Feb 2, 2017 10:01 PM

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"I need someone to host the best music taste competition 2, for whoever is interested."
 
Feb 2, 2017 10:06 PM

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"my fetishes include dressing up as a wolverine and shoving blunt rusting knives into my anus"



they say they'll hold on tight
but is that really the truth?
if i'm let go of now,
i'll just fade to blue

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Feb 2, 2017 10:07 PM

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"Hi, i want to be a magical fairy someday, something ive wanted to be since i was 5."
The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves.


 
Feb 2, 2017 10:17 PM

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All hail His Grace, King Guber of House Mensch, First of His Name, King of Masculinity and Excessively Manly Men, Lord of the Seven Anime , and Protector of the Realm
 
Feb 2, 2017 10:31 PM

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"H-h-hi. I'm Vailanor and, um, I'm new here. I have a serious mecha fetish. I-if the animus I watch d-don't have any big, shiny, juicy, sturdy, sexy robots in it, t-then it doesn't matter. P.S. P-please don't tell my mommy that I-I'm on this site."
 
Feb 2, 2017 10:33 PM

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i support a basketball team that isnt relevant anymore


“I look around and Sin City's cold and empty
No one's around to judge me"

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My Sigs
MAL Interview
 
Feb 3, 2017 5:23 PM

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Beef patty here. I use to play and dominate in college football as a linebacker until my knees and ankles gave out, resulting in early retirement. At first I was really angry but I learned to let it go to focus on other things in life. Now I'm a guy with an obsession for Overwatch and the To Aru series, spending my time on MAL and YouTube doing various things.
 
Feb 3, 2017 5:26 PM

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How to make a classic Tiramisu

Tiramisu is arguably the most pathetic Italian dessert ever created. Its name translates roughly to, "memetic loser”. Here's a quick and easy way to make one to depress your friends and/or yourself!

Ingredients:
- 1 large egg ego. Despite its size, this ego is particularly fragile, its foundation being the worship of the pitiful masochistic MAL users that have fallen victim to Tiramisu’s weak “roasts”. Handle with care.
- 500 grams of flour existential angst. Tiramisu’s insults are ultimately an outward projection of the dessert’s insecurity and lack of ability to form meaningful relationships with others.
- 2 Teaspoons of Espresso or Strong Coffee, for those long nights of shitposting. This dessert is not the kind you want to have at your parties, the only way to truly enjoy your Tiramisu is while at your computer, jacking off to little cartoon girls and spouting nonsense on random forums.
- Lady fingers, must be the size of those of an underage girl, any larger and your Tiramisu will shrink in fear at the memories of previous rejections that haunt this dessert.
- (optional) 1 cup of cognac. Preferably less, Tiramisu can’t handle alcohol very well. Actually, there isn’t much Tiramisu can handle well.
- Sugar, this sweetener will act as a clever camouflage that obscures the hidden sensitivity and pettiness of the dessert’s true personality.
- Cocoa powder, for decoration.

Steps:
- Put your ingredients into in a large bowl, and whisk together until it becomes a liquid amalgamation of ontological uncertainty.
- Pour your mix into a solid container.
- Sprinkle with cocoa powder.
- Leave it in your refrigerator for two hours to set and serve.

Et voilà! Enjoy this deplorable dessert either in the comfort of your own home on a lonely Friday night, or in a public café with your beloved best girl body pillow :)
 
Feb 3, 2017 5:30 PM

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Hello human. My name is Tiramisu, I am a superior intelligence created by Japanese scientists in order to find an explanation to evangelion

 
Feb 3, 2017 5:36 PM

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Hi. I am Enrique. I sniff baby powder and i get it up with unicorns. I wish one day to be the best rapper of Candy Rap.
 
Feb 3, 2017 5:39 PM

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Im Smooth and I fucked a mod on club penguin.
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 3, 2017 5:42 PM

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Im Gracey. Your soul belongs to me.

 
Feb 3, 2017 5:44 PM

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Hello, this is Luis and you'd better appreciate me now because I'll be rich in the future for my paint masterpieces will become famous. I'm too good for this era.
thank you takiboob




 
Feb 6, 2017 11:39 PM

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Hello my name is Demonic and Im the best shoujo lover EVER XD
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie!


 
Feb 7, 2017 2:20 AM

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Gracey is a lovely sweet person, but will still eat you anyway. She may seem scary to you at first sight, but inside she's got such a lovely personality. She loves Mettaton a lot, and loves everything about him/her/it.. I don't know xD She seems to love the colour pink as well :O Overall, Gracey is a lovely sweet person who loves to bite people she loves, so don't you worry! xD






I choose to daydream
to escape this nightmare
called reality.
 
Feb 7, 2017 2:27 AM

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Hey I'm Iluvtheanime also known as Vuli. I'm a bundle of joy and I love everything and everyone so much, especially my Ody <3 I adore his cheeks, they're so kawaii~ On the outside I'm a deredere but low-key I'm a massive yandere and I will eat you alive if you dare try to take Ody from me. Speak to me for too long and you will be infected by my positivity :)



they say they'll hold on tight
but is that really the truth?
if i'm let go of now,
i'll just fade to blue

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Feb 7, 2017 2:31 AM

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Hello, i am magic. lick lick lick lick.
 
Feb 7, 2017 2:53 AM

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SmoothJazzDavis is a lovely person with a great sense of humour. He's quite unique and into different things than the rest. Him being away from the norm on this lovely site with his amazing forum set is what makes him awesome! XD He's friendly, and willing to hold a convo with anyone, which I'm sure are quite interesting :P

^^@Magic Amazing. Perfect. Love the rhyme! XD <3






I choose to daydream
to escape this nightmare
called reality.
 
Feb 7, 2017 2:21 PM

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Hello unknown user! We do not know each other yet, but I want you to know that we already are friends and I love you very much.


 
Feb 7, 2017 2:22 PM

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hello i'm a pedo, i fap on 9 year old girls
 
Feb 7, 2017 2:26 PM

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I'm Heartwork and I can't be bothered with this list and profile bullshit, I only wanted to post on the forums. I just joined this month - am I an alt created for trolling or a legitimate poster? Stay tuned to find out. But I'm definitely an alt
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Feb 7, 2017 3:41 PM

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Hello guys! I'm not really sure who I'm writing this to because I don't think anyone will ever read this, but anyway hi! I'm RP59. I'm just your average anime fan that just likes watching anime. I don't really have friends that watch anime so I made an account here and hoped that I'll find friends here that won't make fun of me just because I like anime. So if we're going to be friends you must know some things about me. First I really like listening to music and that's why I never skip anime openings or endings. After I finish an anime I usually search YouTube for hours to find amvs and I've even tried making some of my own but I'm too embarrassed to share them with anyone. Also I've never had a girlfriend before so if you happen to be a girl then maybe you'll be my lucky no. 1
I don't know what else to write so if you're interested in me and want to know more then just message me and maybe we can be friends. Please.
 
Feb 9, 2017 10:39 AM

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Hi I'm Anneli. I eat foods and Ima human being

nuff said
 
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