| This girl bumped into me, and i forced her to have intercourse with me. It's ok though because she led me on by touching me. |
| I gave someone fake hopes. |
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| Cut someone's finger with my ice skates back in elementary school and was all proud because I was going so fast lol |
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Kisuke_ said: Did they have their hands on the ice?Cut someone's finger with my ice skates back in elementary school and was all proud because I was going so fast lol |
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| Can't think of anything unintentional, hue. |
ChairForceOne said: This girl bumped into me, and i forced her to have intercourse with me. It's ok though because she led me on by touching me. ok |
| I cant think of anything bad,bad...only once that I lost a game for the gba a friend lend me |
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| I lost some of my little brother's markers once. I regret it, those were nice markers. :c |
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SparkleBunnies said: I lost some of my little brother's markers once. I regret it, those were nice markers. :c Copic? you owe that kid some serious money ^^ |
Moog- said: Can't think of anything unintentional, hue. Same. All the horrible shit I've done I did with full comprehension regarding the outcomes. |
daintybiscuit said: Nope, they were Bic markers.SparkleBunnies said: I lost some of my little brother's markers once. I regret it, those were nice markers. :c Copic? you owe that kid some serious money ^^ He's ruined some of my stuffs when we were younger so I don't think I owe him anything...but for some reason I feel bad. :x |
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ChairForceOne said: This girl bumped into me, and i forced her to have intercourse with me. It's ok though because she led me on by touching me. :/ shit bait |
badwolf45f said: I cant think of anything bad,bad...only once that I lost a game for the gba a friend lend me Worst one here. |
CoffeeSquid said: Moog- said: Can't think of anything unintentional, hue. Same. All the horrible shit I've done I did with full comprehension regarding the outcomes. It's good to be self-aware of how shitty we are. |
ReaperCreeper said: Kisuke_ said: Did they have their hands on the ice?Cut someone's finger with my ice skates back in elementary school and was all proud because I was going so fast lol Yeah, he was sitting on the ice |
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| The classic accidental boob grab on a classmate of mine. "Accidental"  |
| I farted in a girls face one time trying to pick up her pencil and ruler in class. Smelled like hot wet garbage on a summers day, I laughed as the aroma filled the vicinity of 9 ft. |
| I spat milk on someone in middle school because he made me laugh. Stepped on my cats tail. |
Kisuke_ said: It was their own damn fault then.ReaperCreeper said: Did they have their hands on the ice? Yeah, he was sitting on the ice |
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 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| Living/existing |
MorsPulchraFeb 22, 2015 2:27 AM
| I am on the edge ! The edge of the edgiest edge ever edged by edgekind ! я умерте ужасну депрессии... |
fruitynana said: Moog- said: Can't think of anything unintentional, hue. |
SparkleBunnies said: daintybiscuit said: Nope, they were Bic markers.Copic? you owe that kid some serious money ^^ He's ruined some of my stuffs when we were younger so I don't think I owe him anything...but for some reason I feel bad. :x Wow imouto you actually had that kind of a dark past... |
| got a friend's dog drunk. it was funny but alcohol can be harmful to animals so we had to take him to the vet. |
| Threw a chalk eraser at some dude I was foolin around with, missed and hit an innocent bystander. Fuck man |
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MorsPulchra said: Living/existing |
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VitaminCaim said: Oh, that reminded me. I punted a basketball which hit a female classmate's head late in elementary school.Threw a chalk eraser at some dude I was foolin around with, missed and hit an innocent bystander. Fuck man Punted it almost straight up, and aimed properly for my friend to kick it back in midair, but she moved under the splash zone, not noticing. Friend looked at me from about 20' away with a bit of a worry on his face, noticing where it was headed. Splash, square on top of the head. No one knew where it came from, but I went to check on her, apologized, and she was okay. Seemed to understand it was an accident. We got really lucky, thinking back. It could have broken her neck if her posture wasn't correct. |
 Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
LAOG said: MorsPulchra said: Living/existing yes but my reasoning is because everybody else is inferior and so incredibly stupid and i have yet to meet someone whos even 1/10 as enlightened as me when it comes to video games . which is all that matters |
lots of music -  |
| Well was that time I set someone on fire, or might have killed someone on accident..well more like I was accessory there, though I almost did decapitate someone, by throwing a book out a bus window, causing them to almost plow into a truck. No details on the other two. But yeah the first one was funny as fuck to me at the time, or so I'm told. the other I took a "just walk away" approach, the last I should have kept up with the lie on the name wrote on the book. |
| Be me 7 years old. Take friends coolest robot toy that makes these cool ass sounds. play with it for like an hour, forget about its existence. Don't take it back, hanging out at friends house. ''Where did I put my toy'' ''Probably lost it'' ''Not again'' Years later I still have the toy, and he still thinks it's lost. |
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MrHawkeye said: Be me 7 years old. Take friends coolest robot toy that makes these cool ass sounds. play with it for like an hour, forget about its existence. Don't take it back, hanging out at friends house. ''Where did I put my toy'' ''Probably lost it'' ''Not again'' Years later I still have the toy, and he still thinks it's lost. LOL nice. |
| Most everyone that has gotten close to me has accidentally gotten fucked in one way or another, due to me being an idiot. Luckily, a lot of people never got the chance to be close to me. I'm not comfortable saying the worst of what's happened, but I've had a few people express their love to me that I had been friends with for years, but I didn't feel the same and never took it seriously, so instead of clearing up a problem, I just played with their emotions and made it much, much worse. I have had a problem taking other people seriously, which leads to them getting hurt. I like to think I've grown out of that, but we'll see. |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
| I accidentally stole a bunny toy from my friend. It's still on my bathroom mirror. |
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| Nothing really major in the last couple of years. Accidentally hit someone in the face with my backpack. |
| "Let Justice Be Done!" My Theme Fight again, fight again for justice! |
| Ok, STORY TIME. So I was in elementary school, and some boy in my class named Cruz had a heart sticker on his shoulder. I was behind him in the lunch line, so I kindly took off the sticker and said, "Hey, this was on your shoulder, but it's gone now." BEING THE FUCKING PRINCESS I WAS, I KEPT THE STICKER. IT WAS CUTE AND SPARKLY AND PINK OK. So, his friends were all like, "Ew! Lea likes Cruz!!" And I got really mad, like...uncontrollably mad. It wasn't even that bad, but I was so thrown off-guard. I kept on telling them how I don't, but it's not like they'd believe me since I kept the sticker. So I punched Cruz's dick really hard. He fell over to the ground clenching his groins. Poor boy; it was his friends' faults, not his. I felt guilty afterwards because I never got in trouble for it. That was the first time touching dick. It was awkward and squishy. |
"Every girl is born a princess. Some just forget is all." -Kuragehime
| Because of my hastiness when I converse, I've probably hurt a girl. |
ERiiK said: I think I unintentionally farted once... Not nice... you monster |
| i did something unintentionally recently i had no idea of the ramifications i'm very sorry and have no way to take it back |
| ........... I kicked a slow pigeon when I was running late to school |
| Tch! |
0w0 said: ........... I kicked a slow pigeon when I was running late to school was it a hatoful experience |
| I stepped on my friend's dog I ran over my mom's foot with a Big Wheel as a kid I stretched my legs out in the middle of class as the teacher was walking by and he tripped over them and got a concussion I flipped a coin and it somehow fell into a girl's cleavage yeah I got lots of stories |
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0w0 said: ........... I kicked a slow pigeon when I was running late to school Natural selection taking place. You were doing the species a favour. |
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