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Feb 16, 2015 4:11 PM
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My guess would be girls like Asuna considering how popular she is. And when you think about it, she is kind of a dream trophy wife. She can cook, loves to raise kids (yui), has the sweet personality with a touch of the tsundere quirkiness, all the guys wanna rape her, she was a pure virgin when meeting Kirito (but that's changed now), has perfect looks, and she devotes most of her time being or wanting to be with Kirito. Oh, also, most importantly, she becomes a damsel in distress for the protagonist to rescue.
I know you guys have different tastes (and even I for one don't care much about her), but girls like Asuna do seem to be written as the ideal trophy waifu.
emobuttercupFeb 16, 2015 4:30 PM
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
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Feb 16, 2015 4:13 PM
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Completely subjective.
Feb 16, 2015 4:14 PM
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this made me want to finally give SAO a try
Feb 16, 2015 4:15 PM
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KLKfanboy said:
this made me want to finally give SAO a try


Don't, Asuna is trash.
Feb 16, 2015 4:15 PM
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something u put ur head on at night

aint no way they aint gettin their filthy ass hands on irl grills
Feb 16, 2015 4:16 PM
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This is seriously gonna be different for just about everyone. I like a mixture of innocence and quirkiness but the next guy probably likes something totally different
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Feb 16, 2015 4:18 PM
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Long hair
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Pettanko
Feb 16, 2015 4:21 PM
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I hate this thread.
Feb 16, 2015 4:23 PM
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High Quality Engrish.
Feb 16, 2015 4:23 PM
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Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.


Responses aren't required.
Feb 16, 2015 4:24 PM

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Pretty much what you just described OP, only the first and foremost trait they desire is submission. A girl can be strong, independent, picture perfect. But she has to be submissive to the man in her life.

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Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.


Responses aren't required.
This is MAL, people will even write "I don't care" in a topic that doesn't concern them.
Feb 16, 2015 4:24 PM

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Asuna is a very good example, but I would look for someone more like Holo. She talks to you in a practical manner that doesn't show signs of really being in love, but when she want's to be intimate, she can. She's the kind of companion that wants to actually assist you, and I think that's a better perk than just being able to cook (which is a really good skill BTW). Plus, Horo has a tail. I love furies.

Holo is a cute character that lives more like a real person that a trophy wife, and she definitely wont simply submit to you; I like it better that way, it makes our relationship feel real.
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Greenward said:
KLKfanboy said:
this made me want to finally give SAO a try


Don't, Asuna is trash.


Screw you. No offence.
Feb 16, 2015 4:26 PM

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Feaor said:
High Quality Engrish.


#teamchitoge
Feb 16, 2015 4:26 PM

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Shadow-Senpai said:
Completely subjective.
Feb 16, 2015 4:27 PM

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Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.

youre not waifu_strangler for nothing
Feb 16, 2015 4:29 PM

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Shadow-Senpai said:
Completely subjective.

No shit.
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
Feb 16, 2015 4:29 PM

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Talidin1337 said:
Asuna is a very good example, but I would look for someone more like Holo. She talks to you in a practical manner that doesn't show signs of really being in love, but when she want's to be intimate, she can. She's the kind of companion that wants to actually assist you, and I think that's a better perk than just being able to cook (which is a really good skill BTW). Plus, Horo has a tail. I love furies.


Holo's a tsundere and Asuna is shit. What you look for in a waifu is completely subjective, you can't expect everyone to like the same shitty waifu.
Feb 16, 2015 4:32 PM
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asuna wasn't shit to begin with it was kirito that made her shit

srsly fuck kirito man id kick his puzzy azz if he came up to me
Feb 16, 2015 4:34 PM

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Bon-chan:

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
Feb 16, 2015 4:38 PM

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Rance-sama said:
Talidin1337 said:
Asuna is a very good example, but I would look for someone more like Holo. She talks to you in a practical manner that doesn't show signs of really being in love, but when she want's to be intimate, she can. She's the kind of companion that wants to actually assist you, and I think that's a better perk than just being able to cook (which is a really good skill BTW). Plus, Horo has a tail. I love furies.


Holo's a tsundere and Asuna is shit. What you look for in a waifu is completely subjective, you can't expect everyone to like the same shitty waifu.


Which is why I wasn't saying that this is everyone's standards, just mine. Also, I agree this thread is subjective, but since when do girls not talk about what they want in a guy? If someone made a thread about what makes perfect husbando, you would get a large amount of equally subjective comments except only by Females, and that would be acceptable; normal even.

The problem isn't the fact that we "the males" are being subjective to women, but is actually the fact that we aren't allowed to do this just because we are Males.

In all honesty, I would like to read a forum of Husbando comments, see what girls actually want in a guy.
Feb 16, 2015 4:39 PM

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#teamchitoge


You sir deserve a hug :)

Feb 16, 2015 4:42 PM
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large breasts OR blonde hair OR loli. personality doesn't usually come into it, but when it does, the character is usually a -dere. it's a shallow matter.

any character with at least one of these traits is guaranteed to be popular. bonus points if you use 2 at once (see: shinobu from monogatari).
Feb 16, 2015 4:44 PM

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Is this going to turn into another episode of Waifu Wars?

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I hate this thread.


Of course you do. You are the Waifu Strangler!
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nigga i am black, do you think my ass would fit in? "Oh look it is negro kun." Hell no.
Feb 16, 2015 4:44 PM

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vodall said:
large breasts OR blonde hair OR loli. personality doesn't usually come into it, but when it does, the character is usually a -dere. it's a shallow matter.

any character with at least one of these traits is guaranteed to be popular. bonus points if you use 2 at once (see: shinobu from monogatari).


Funny thing is, I've never been fond of large breasts, and I don't know why other people are.
Feb 16, 2015 4:47 PM

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Cross between a Kuudere and a Moe because then she can be secretly a mahou shoujo or an aidoru, which also means she is daring and very kawaii. She will not be a tsundere and will be near-loli-tier.

She will be spontaneous and will love everything. She will be unique and will acknowledge her weirdness. She will be a great actor and will know and be able to act out all the anime girl stereotypes to a T. She will love all sports except golf, and will love to be around and will love animals. She won't be afraid to jump into danger, and won't think much about death. She will have average sizes, and won't care what others think about her, not about what males her age like.

She will be a bisexual, and will not be scared to watch Yaoi or have yuri sex with me in the bathtub.

In short, my best best friend :DDDDD
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Feb 16, 2015 4:52 PM

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Rance-sama said:
Talidin1337 said:
Asuna is a very good example, but I would look for someone more like Holo. She talks to you in a practical manner that doesn't show signs of really being in love, but when she want's to be intimate, she can. She's the kind of companion that wants to actually assist you, and I think that's a better perk than just being able to cook (which is a really good skill BTW). Plus, Horo has a tail. I love furies.


Holo's a tsundere and Asuna is shit. What you look for in a waifu is completely subjective, you can't expect everyone to like the same shitty waifu.


"Tsundere (ツンデレ ?, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing their warm side over time." -Google Definition-

"Cold" and "Hostile" is the last thing I'd use to describe Holo. She does warm up to Lawrence through the duration of the story, but she isn't rude to him in their first meeting. Her presence feels more like she was interested in Lawrence, or maybe considering all the years she's lived she's just at a level of maturity where she can't be rude unless you are being a complete moron.

Holo isn't like a typical Happy-Bunny waifu that does anything you say with a cute smile, she's more real than that. I don't even want a Happy-Bunny waifu, it would seem too fake.
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Feb 16, 2015 4:58 PM

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SomeLife said:
Chitanda Eru

She looks so plain and forgettable; if I were to cosplay her, i'd just look like myself.
vodall said:
large breasts OR blonde hair OR loli. personality doesn't usually come into it, but when it does, the character is usually a -dere. it's a shallow matter.

any character with at least one of these traits is guaranteed to be popular. bonus points if you use 2 at once (see: shinobu from monogatari).

I'm glad you understand this thread and are giving speculations on what might be liked by the masses instead of a personal opinion on what you like.
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
Feb 16, 2015 4:59 PM

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The more unrealistic, the better.
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Feb 16, 2015 5:00 PM

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Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.
Not understanding the love and purity of waifus, get a load of this guy.


Feb 16, 2015 5:12 PM

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Shrabster said:
Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.
Not understanding the love and purity of waifus, get a load of this guy.


Right!
Feb 16, 2015 5:13 PM
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Shrabster said:
Waifu_Strangler said:
I hate this thread.
Not understanding the love and purity of waifus, get a load of this guy.


Your shitty taste suggests otherwise. Get on his level, yo
Feb 16, 2015 5:26 PM

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A yandere, then *looks over at Yuno in top 30*
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Feb 16, 2015 5:26 PM

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TheRealNico said:
Shrabster said:
Not understanding the love and purity of waifus, get a load of this guy.


Your shitty taste suggests otherwise. Get on his level, yo


I'm getting that quite often actually, nobody likes my taste.
Feb 16, 2015 5:29 PM

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TheRealNico said:
asuna wasn't shit to begin with it was kirito that made her shit

srsly fuck kirito man id kick his puzzy azz if he came up to me
Lol you wouldn't do shit lil nigga.
Feb 16, 2015 5:33 PM

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Talidin1337 said:
I'm getting that quite often actually, nobody likes my taste.
Its probably because Kirito isn't the most popular of characters around here.
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TheRealNico said:
asuna wasn't shit to begin with it was kirito that made her shit

srsly fuck kirito man id kick his puzzy azz if he came up to me
Lol you wouldn't do shit lil nigga.
Kirito is too op for anyone to do anything against him lol
Feb 16, 2015 5:46 PM

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G_Spark233 said:
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Lol you wouldn't do shit lil nigga.
Kirito is too op for anyone to do anything against him lol

Kirito: a Japanese boy in a nerve gear headset. Take that off and what is he?
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
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Lol you wouldn't do shit lil nigga.
Kirito is too op for anyone to do anything against him lol


Only in that respective universe. Within the rules of the game, he is one of the strongest players in existence. Take him outside of the game or put him into a different universe (like DBZ), he'll be crushed in seconds.
Feb 16, 2015 6:06 PM

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She has to be a virgin ;)
I don't want no slut.
Feb 16, 2015 6:39 PM

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She has to be a virgin ;)
I don't want no slut.

Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
Feb 16, 2015 6:51 PM
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The ideal waifu is obviously any 2D character because said 2D characters can't reject anyone.
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Apart from being OP, Kirito is kawaii~Bishie material~



Should put him in a shoujo manga and watch what happens. I can't help but fangasm everytime I see his design @_@
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Feb 16, 2015 7:08 PM

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Apart from being OP, Kirito is kawaii~Bishie material~



Should put him in a shoujo manga and watch what happens. I can't help but fangasm everytime I see his design @_@


Glad someone here likes Kirito besides me.
Feb 16, 2015 7:11 PM

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No such thing. either she's Ideal, or she's a waifu

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Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?


Does'nt matter, she's still been defiled

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Long hair
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Pettanko


I know someone like that......
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Hand_of_the_King said:


emobuttercup said:
Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?


Does'nt matter, she's still been defiled


Last time I checked, the hand of the king slept with a whore
I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard.
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emobuttercup said:
ichii_1 said:
She has to be a virgin ;)
I don't want no slut.

Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?

Yes, she's been tainted with another man's semen, you might as well go gay.
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ichii_1 said:
emobuttercup said:

Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?

Yes, she's been tainted with another man's semen, you might as well go gay.


I feel bad for the poor dear, she's still wonderful after only having sex just once.


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ichii_1 said:
emobuttercup said:

Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?

Yes, she's been tainted with another man's semen, you might as well go gay.

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ichii_1 said:
emobuttercup said:

Would you still consider her a slut if she had a boyfriend before and had sex with him once during the time they were together?

Yes, she's been tainted with another man's semen, you might as well go gay.

What if she was virgin but not anal virgin?
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