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OFFICIAL GAME THREAD HERE

Note to mods


Some introduction pictures (too lazy to resize)


Anyway lets get to it (all of the following is a copy/paste from NotJizzyHitlers game with minor edits)

Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the sign up thread. The game will officially begin on a date I will say in due course. You now have until then to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow.

-In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in.

Guidelines/Rules:

~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped.

~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count.

~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves

~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this

~The game last until one person remains.

~NO QUOTE TOWERS

~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE

~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves.

~Oh also one more thing, don't do what caused V2 to be locked

ThangLong said:
This thread now has excessive number of spam posts while the original purpose of this contest has been lost.

Thread Locked


~In other words, don't be a douche and don't spam

~I will allow chatting as long as it's related to the game (eg anything that causes arousal/anything lewdly connected) as this can cause arousal, any other normal chat I please ask you don't do unless it's a quick 2/3 post thing and it's kept really minimal.

~The actual No fap contest thread will be made a day before the game starts

~I will give everyone 2 chances for breaking the rules, one warning, then a disqualification

-I Myself will be participating and will be moderating who's playing and check who faps etc, Also help from other users to notify me if someone gets disquilified or I miss someone at playing then that'll be good thanks

Countdown till game start

~Since signups are closed, only way you gonna get in is by switching with a user, you can do that yourself and find someones permission then tell me if someone wants to

People participating


waitlist

Good luck <3
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yo sign me up
 
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i guess i'll become a masochist
 
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Me too~
 
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I want in! I love games :D
 
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time to lose 10 seconds into the start of the contest
 
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Sign me up too, fagit
 
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I refuse to sign up.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
 
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Feb 15, 2015 9:23 PM
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Korrvo said:
I refuse to sign up.

so you signing up?
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:24 PM

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JOAOAA said:
Korrvo said:
I refuse to sign up.

so you signing up?
yea sure
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
 
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Korrvo said:
JOAOAA said:

so you signing up?
yea sure

Yay!
 
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I shall prevail.
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:25 PM

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Signing up because I didn't the last two times.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

EDIT: reading things like this still grosses me out ._.
Actually this grosses me out a lot. I don't like being so outward about lewd.
Well...No turning back now. Eh.
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Sign me up, bro.

Edit: I just realized Fakku is going to be the death of me
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𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩!


 
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whatever
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:26 PM
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Sure why not
 
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I'm asexual
leggo

I'm innn
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:28 PM

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DefMos said:
I'm asexual
leggo

I'm innn

Oh, such a convenient time for you to be on. :)
 
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i'll join
 
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off to have a bath, will remember to add next people who sign up later
 
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I'm in.
 
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Rorschach said:
DefMos said:
I'm asexual
leggo

I'm innn

Oh, such a convenient time for you to be on. :)


Jokes, I'm just joining because I need some new material lmao
 
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:O
 
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I'm pulling Bible Black up right now. Classic stuff right there.
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:39 PM

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lol

I'll join~

 
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I couldn't spot a start date; how much time do I have to empty my systems?
 
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i'll join

get ready then dimitri kun
 
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Do I get eliminated if I imagine I fapped?






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𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩!


 
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Sloth_ said:
I couldn't spot a start date; how much time do I have to empty my systems?

since people are actually joining

7days 15min should be sufficient
 
Feb 15, 2015 9:47 PM
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i'd win this cos i can just do the sex
 
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I wonder which one will lasts longer, the participants or this thread.
 
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I'm in...let me join the fun
 
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"The return of pureness"

How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time?
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
 
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Let's do this

Sign me
 
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Korrvo said:
"The return of pureness"

How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time?


Don't doubt the willpower

The pure willpower
 
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I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived.

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Do I need to post pictures?
I think that's optional, all you really have to do is post once a week.
I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!
 
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YorozuyaGinSan said:
I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived.

i will destroy u >:3
 
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YorozuyaGinSan said:
I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived.
Cute.
 
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Umou said:
Korrvo said:
"The return of pureness"

How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time?


Don't doubt the willpower

The pure willpower
I have no such thing.

My brain cannot comprehend "pure".
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
 
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I'm in. I'm willing to take this path to enlightenment.

May the unyielding deprivation guides us.
 
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Sloth_ said:
YorozuyaGinSan said:
I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived.
Cute.
How could you make light of my resolve, heels are not cute.



Does this look cute to you?

I did not think so buster. Champions are not cute, only the meek can be called cute.
I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!
 
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LogFapper reporting for duty!
 
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You're all going to lose
 
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Rorschach said:
You're all going to lose
I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge.
I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!
 
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why is my dick in my hand?
 
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YorozuyaGinSan said:
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You're all going to lose
I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge.

We'll see about that mister
 
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Roll me one up homie.

I mean sign me up homie.
 
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Rorschach said:
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I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge.

We'll see about that mister

Does this look like a game to you?

Don't bring your chump late night madhouse schlock in here and act all tough like you can ball with the big kids.

Date would laugh if he saw you like this.
I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!
 
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YorozuyaGinSan said:
Rorschach said:

We'll see about that mister

Does this look like a game to you?

Don't bring your chump late night madhouse schlock in here and act all tough like you can ball with the big kids.

Date would laugh if he saw you like this.

Everything is a game to me :3
 
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