Before locking this thread for reasons from the previous no fap contest, I will be trying to stop something like this from happening (as in make rules a bit better in terms of spam), and as it's been like a year and a bit since the end of v2. If you feel like you need to be on a heavy schedule on this thread then so be it, all in all, I'm just asking you don't lock this thread without letting it try first, I believe the users today are less willing to spam/go off topic and everyone can be good. Thank you <3
Some introduction pictures (too lazy to resize)
Anyway lets get to it (all of the following is a copy/paste from NotJizzyHitlers game with minor edits)
Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the sign up thread. The game will officially begin on a date I will say in due course. You now have until then to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow.
-In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in.
~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped.
~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count.
~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves
~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this
~The game last until one person remains.
~NO QUOTE TOWERS
~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE
~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves.
~Oh also one more thing, don't do what caused V2 to be locked
ThangLong said: This thread now has excessive number of spam posts while the original purpose of this contest has been lost.
~In other words, don't be a douche and don't spam
~I will allow chatting as long as it's related to the game (eg anything that causes arousal/anything lewdly connected) as this can cause arousal, any other normal chat I please ask you don't do unless it's a quick 2/3 post thing and it's kept really minimal.
~The actual No fap contest thread will be made a day before the game starts
~I will give everyone 2 chances for breaking the rules, one warning, then a disqualification
-I Myself will be participating and will be moderating who's playing and check who faps etc, Also help from other users to notify me if someone gets disquilified or I miss someone at playing then that'll be good thanks