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Feb 6, 2015 12:15 AM
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I think anime has found the secret of cuteness... the power of moe is so overwhelmiing it can make not cute activities cute.

Is shooting things cute? no... it's fucking awesome. However, during the credits of stella c3, where there were the little chibi girls firing pistols... freaking adorable man. some cute ass shit. And wasn't it just so adorable to watch girls opperate a tank in girls und panzer. Seeing em load all the shells and being swung back and force by the recoil of the tank? Girls und panzer man... cute shit. Bamboo blade made watching girls get hit with stuff cute, ro kyu bu made basket ball cute, yama no susume made mountain climbing cute... I even found higurashi to be cute, even during the gory scenes... not even disembowlment and torture could make it not cute. remember when rika stabbed herself in the fucking head? kawaii


Look at me and tell me this isn't cute... you're seeing this? This is fucking kawaii as shit... look at how she almost drops the gun. Look at how the pink haired one is just unloading like a mutherfucker.

This leads me to one conclusion... It's possible to make anything cute... sewing, underwater basket weaving, octopus wrestling, sitting on your computor typing all day, professional eating contests, adultry, racism, cow tipping, suicide, playing charades, music chairs, boxing?

I don't think there exists a single activity that woudln't be made cute by haivng moe girls do it... excpet weight lifting... then they'd get buff and woudln't be cute anymore... unless they just lift weights without gaining visible muscles and just got stronger without looking it... but that'd be unrealistic and make no sense. but still cute.

i dont' know... I guess it's impossible to have a group of moe girls do anything and it not be cute
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Feb 6, 2015 12:16 AM
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Feb 6, 2015 12:17 AM
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I don't think anime can make taking a dump look cute.
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I like how you included musical chairs.



looket all them demons
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Feb 6, 2015 12:18 AM
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absolutely

DrGeroCreation said:
I don't think anime can make taking a dump look cute.


i'd say he's kawaii as fuck
Feb 6, 2015 12:19 AM
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Yes.



Moe is the path to salvation.
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i'd say he's kawaii as fuck
You can't even see his face.
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Moe is the path to salvation.

If you simply open up your mind to moe, your heart will go doki doki everytime.
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F0XFIRE said:
Yes.



Moe is the path to salvation.


Am I betraying America by finding this cute?

DrGeroCreation said:
I don't think anime can make taking a dump look cute.


Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.

woudln't that be touching
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silversongwriter said:

Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.

woudln't that be touching
To me that would be more creepy than cute.
Feb 6, 2015 12:37 AM

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wearing blackface and pooring impresonating african americans.. in real life this would be racist as fuck. but in anime... it's kawaii

told ya they could make racism cute
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I guess you can try to give everything cute attributes and characteristics, but I doubt that it would end up working for everything.

silversongwriter said:
Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.
What the fuck did I just read.
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DrGeroCreation said:
silversongwriter said:

Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.

woudln't that be touching
To me that would be more creepy than cute.


what if she helped her wipe... and they snuggled in bad afterwa...

okay, your right I have serious issues
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No the little green nigga from Hunter x Hunter is ugly as f***, his hair reminds me of a retarded version of yugi
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silversongwriter said:
DrGeroCreation said:
To me that would be more creepy than cute.


what if she helped her wipe... and they snuggled in bad afterwa...

okay, your right I have serious issues


Reading this, I can't help but imagine the two girls from Gochuumon in this scenario.



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King_Oriax said:
No the little green nigga from Hunter x Hunter is ugly as f***, his hair reminds me of a retarded version of yugi
Lmao
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UndeadKrypt said:
F0XFIRE said:
Moe is the path to salvation.

If you simply open up your mind to moe, your heart will go doki doki everytime.
I agree
Feb 6, 2015 12:54 AM

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Anime can make depression and suicide kawaii... btw... i don't konw any of these or where they're from.
Feb 6, 2015 12:55 AM

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wtf?! how are those cute? please explain.
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Okashi_sama said:
wtf?! how are those cute? please explain.


fine.. they're not that cute... but.. if they were drawn in a very "moe" style similar to clamp or KyoAni... then they would be cute.

also, you woudln't happen to know any of them right?
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silversongwriter said:
I think anime has found the secret of cuteness... the power of moe is so overwhelmiing it can make not cute activities cute.

Is shooting things cute? no... it's fucking awesome. However, during the credits of stella c3, where there were the little chibi girls firing pistols... freaking adorable man. some cute ass shit. And wasn't it just so adorable to watch girls opperate a tank in girls und panzer. Seeing em load all the shells and being swung back and force by the recoil of the tank? Girls und panzer man... cute shit. Bamboo blade made watching girls get hit with stuff cute, ro kyu bu made basket ball cute, yama no susume made mountain climbing cute... I even found higurashi to be cute, even during the gory scenes... not even disembowlment and torture could make it not cute. remember when rika stabbed herself in the fucking head? kawaii


Look at me and tell me this isn't cute... you're seeing this? This is fucking kawaii as shit... look at how she almost drops the gun. Look at how the pink haired one is just unloading like a mutherfucker.

This leads me to one conclusion... It's possible to make anything cute... sewing, underwater basket weaving, octopus wrestling, sitting on your computor typing all day, professional eating contests, adultry, racism, cow tipping, suicide, playing charades, music chairs, boxing?

I don't think there exists a single activity that woudln't be made cute by haivng moe girls do it... excpet weight lifting... then they'd get buff and woudln't be cute anymore... unless they just lift weights without gaining visible muscles and just got stronger without looking it... but that'd be unrealistic and make no sense. but still cute.

i dont' know... I guess it's impossible to have a group of moe girls do anything and it not be cute



What anime is that GIF from breh? Looks hella similar to Sora no Woto....


OT: Idk like trying to make guro kawaii and moe on like gurochan idk but I'd be hella scared of that shit. Then again I hella hate horror anime/manga...except for like Hell Girl but that's more along the lines of suspense imho.
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Feb 6, 2015 1:01 AM

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1L0can0 said:
What anime is that GIF from breh? Looks hella similar to Sora no Woto....

AKB0048
Feb 6, 2015 1:03 AM

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silverwalls said:
1L0can0 said:
What anime is that GIF from breh? Looks hella similar to Sora no Woto....

AKB0048


Thx...wait dat space/ futuristic aidoru anime?
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

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It can't make inanimate objects cute.
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Nihilfist said:
It can't make inanimate objects cute.


I'm sure if you slap a pair of moe eyes on anything it'll look cute... literally anything
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No. It can certainly make things preverted though.
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what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute
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silversongwriter said:


what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute
Still cute after this?

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Feb 6, 2015 1:24 AM

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DrGeroCreation said:
silversongwriter said:


what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute
Still cute after this?

NSFM
DrGeroCreation said:
silversongwriter said:


what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute
Still cute after this?

NSFM


KAWAII!!!!!!
Feb 6, 2015 1:25 AM

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silversongwriter said:


what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute



Gunslinger Girl mah shit tho....shits hella depressing esp. the manga and like hella moral issues arise in the series like do the pros outweigh the cons(turning loli kawaii girls from the brink of death to cyborg assassins and as gratitude for their new lease on life they now have to do the government's dirty work with little to no regard for their mental well-being as witnessed in their constant "conditioning" and what not.
1L0can0Feb 6, 2015 1:28 AM
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

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1L0can0 said:
silversongwriter said:


what's really amazing is that no matter what horrible things happen to them, they remain cute... even after getting shot. getting shot is not normally cute



Gunslinger Girl mah shit tho....shits hella depressing esp. the manga and like hella moral issues arise in the series like do the pros outweigh the cons(turning girls from the brink of death to cyborg assassins and as gratitude for their new lease on life they now have to do the government's dirty work with little to no regard for their mental well-being as witnessed in their constant "conditioning" and what not.


yea... a masterpiece
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silversongwriter said:
KAWAII!!!!!!
That's pretty twisted bro.
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DrGeroCreation said:
silversongwriter said:
KAWAII!!!!!!
That's pretty twisted bro.


I have one exception.. Satako and her uncle from Higurashi... the child abuse was very disturbing, and I honestly felt more unnerved by that than any of the gorey stuff... gore doesn't bother me... but satakoi getting abused.. that's one thing that even someone as fucked up as I couldn't bear to watch


not cute.... well, until it was over and that arc ended happily... then it was cute.
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I think if they make an anime with the intention to make it cute then almost everything ( if not all) will be cute
But, some of the example above doesn't seems made to be cute anyway
Not all anime made will be cute
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Nourdon said:
I think if they make an anime with the intention to make it cute then almost everything ( if not all) will be cute
But, some of the example above doesn't seems made to be cute anyway
Not all anime made will be cute


yea... cuteness has no limits

i don't think gunslinger girl was intended to be cute.. but it was... even during the action scenes, watching her fire that p90 is adorable
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I love it.. and it pisses me off there's not more of it.
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lmao isis-chan

i need to make this into a set

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Probably yes. Actually yes they probably can and have.


yep... no exceptions
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yes... even that
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silversongwriter said:

Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.

woudln't that be touching

what the fuck

no
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silversongwriter said:

Well... not if they show it but... think... imagine a moe girl sitting on a toilet taking a big shit... and it's so fucking big and hard she cries... Then her friend walks in and see's her in pain...then her friend comes in and is like... "ow no!!!" and hold her hand and says "it's okay, I'm here, we can get through this together"... then she finally drops her painful load, and... still in tears... they hug and her friend reassures her that pain is only temporary and having that special person with you can make the hardest things in life easier.

woudln't that be touching

what the fuck

no


your wrong... that'd be adorable...

If she fell off the swing and hurt herself and a friend comforted her the exact same way, would it be cute then? What's the difference?
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silversongwriter said:
Insertanamehere said:

what the fuck

no


your wrong... that'd be adorable...

If she fell off the swing and hurt herself and a friend comforted her the exact same way, would it be cute then? What's the difference?
no, thats disgusting as f
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your wrong... that'd be adorable...

If she fell off the swing and hurt herself and a friend comforted her the exact same way, would it be cute then? What's the difference?
no, thats disgusting as f


not if they don't show actual shit... but just her sitting thier crying as her friend comforts her.... wouldn't be gross if you don't see any shit right?
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Anime can not make anything cute, for example the previous mentioned toilet example. Another example would be violence. Bringing harm upon others is not cute.
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silversongwriter said:
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no, thats disgusting as f


not if they don't show actual shit... but just her sitting thier crying as her friend comforts her.... wouldn't be gross if you don't see any shit right?


To be honest he's right you could make that scenario pretty cute, if you moefied everything, including the background setting and the poo. and if you change the way the script is read from serious to Boke it would probably enhance the cuteness.
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