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Longest you've gone without having sex or masturbation?

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Years
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14
Months
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19
Weeks
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15
Days
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12
Hours :(
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Jan 25, 2015 7:29 AM

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But then it gets locked. Helps to work around the rules by tricks.

I wonder how much is too much fapping. At what point does it lead to desensitization
Jan 25, 2015 7:37 AM
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Sex - 2 years

Masturbation - 3 months I think
Jan 25, 2015 7:38 AM

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Immahnoob said:
Bambi_ said:
A fair maiden doesn't involve herself in such acts.
You probably destroy that poor thing.
Jan 25, 2015 7:57 AM

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Immahnoob said:
Oh, about masturbation, it's been about 10 hours.


Finally someone like me :c
Jan 25, 2015 8:01 AM
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traed said:
But then it gets locked. Helps to work around the rules by tricks.

I wonder how much is too much fapping. At what point does it lead to desensitization

The teso-level decreases, so I think you would only feel very tired in the end


Jan 25, 2015 8:06 AM

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Sex like 4 years, masturbation about a month.
Jan 25, 2015 8:07 AM

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Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.
your waifu is shit
Jan 25, 2015 8:13 AM

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SzJ said:
Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.
some people can hold it for even years, which is kinda weird i can only last like weeks at most.


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Jan 25, 2015 8:15 AM

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SzJ said:
Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.
Jan 25, 2015 8:26 AM

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SzJ said:
Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.


Jan 25, 2015 8:27 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
SzJ said:
Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.


This guy.....I dont know what this guy is made of.
I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 8:29 AM

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TheConquerer said:
MechaKiryu said:
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.


This guy.....I dont know what this guy is made of.
What are you made of?
Jan 25, 2015 8:30 AM

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Fuchsia_ said:
some people can hold it for even years, which is kinda weird i can only last like weeks at most.


Yeah, I get it but why would you? Chastity doesn't look appealing to me at all.

MechaKiryu said:
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.


Okay, not sure if sarcasm. Nice to meet you. Testosterone is the hormone responsible in both sexes for sexual urges (i.e. libido).
According to your profile you're 15.
How could you hold back for years? Then how young were you when you first masturbated?
your waifu is shit
Jan 25, 2015 8:31 AM

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TheConquerer said:
MechaKiryu said:
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.


This guy.....I dont know what this guy is made of.


Henshin justice unlimited spare parts and steel
Jan 25, 2015 8:34 AM

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SzJ said:
MechaKiryu said:
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.


Okay, not sure if sarcasm. Nice to meet you. Testosterone is the hormone responsible in both sexes for sexual urges (i.e. libido).
According to your profile you're 15.
How could you hold back for years? Then how young were you when you first masturbated?
No, I wasn't being sarcastic.


I never have.
Jan 25, 2015 8:38 AM

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MechaKiryu said:

I never have.


O.O
HOLY HELL
I've found him! I've found the Chosen One!

Aside from joking, why not? Seriously, unless you're a fundamentalist Christian or Muslim, etc., you have no reason to hold back.
your waifu is shit
Jan 25, 2015 8:44 AM

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SzJ said:
MechaKiryu said:

I never have.


O.O
HOLY HELL
I've found him! I've found the Chosen One!

Aside from joking, why not? Seriously, unless you're a fundamentalist Christian or Muslim, etc., you have no reason to hold back.
I don't know how.
Jan 25, 2015 8:45 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
SzJ said:


O.O
HOLY HELL
I've found him! I've found the Chosen One!

Aside from joking, why not? Seriously, unless you're a fundamentalist Christian or Muslim, etc., you have no reason to hold back.
I don't know how.

I can teach you ...

Seriously you must live under a rock if you dont know how to jack off.
I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 8:46 AM

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TheConquerer said:
MechaKiryu said:
I don't know how.

I can teach you ...

Seriously you must live under a rock if you dont know how to jack off.
Send him a 'how to' video.
Jan 25, 2015 8:47 AM

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TheConquerer said:
MechaKiryu said:
I don't know how.

I can teach you ...

Seriously you must live under a rock if you dont know how to jack off.
Sounds gay but no thanks.



Don't fucking diss rocks.
Jan 25, 2015 8:48 AM

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7 days is the longest I've gone without playing with myself.

Jan 25, 2015 8:48 AM

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Sex like around July I think (?) before an ex and I broke up. Masturbate like, once a month or two months.
Jan 25, 2015 8:48 AM

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Chelizzle said:
Wait what?4 pages and not one Shinji Ikari joke yet?You begin to dissapoint me MAL...

High five bro
I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 8:48 AM

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I'm not going to lie

I lost my shit at "I don't know how"
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Jan 25, 2015 8:49 AM

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Chelizzle said:
Wait what?4 pages and not one Shinji Ikari joke yet?You begin to dissapoint me MAL...


Nah, it's because we're talking about holding back dude and not cumming on people in coma.
your waifu is shit
Jan 25, 2015 8:54 AM

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Sloth_ said:
TheConquerer said:

I can teach you ...

Seriously you must live under a rock if you dont know how to jack off.
Send him a 'how to' video.
No
Jan 25, 2015 8:56 AM

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Sloth_ said:
TheConquerer said:

I can teach you ...

Seriously you must live under a rock if you dont know how to jack off.
Send him a 'how to' video.


Here mecha, this should help you
I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 8:59 AM

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TheConquerer said:
Sloth_ said:
Send him a 'how to' video.


Here mecha, this should help you
I'm not clicking that.
Jan 25, 2015 9:02 AM

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a whole year
no lie

too bad I got into it again
Jan 25, 2015 9:21 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
Send him a 'how to' video.


Here mecha, this should help you [/quote] I'm not clicking that.[/quote]

Its not me if you're wondering and its comedic.
I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 9:25 AM

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TheConquerer said:
MechaKiryu said:
Send him a 'how to' video.


Here mecha, this should help you
I'm not clicking that.[/quote]

Its not me if you're wondering and its comedic.[/quote] I still won't.
Jan 25, 2015 9:27 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
I still won't.


Yeah, let's not waste this guy's innocence.This guy's a fucking hero for not masturbating like the rest of us
your waifu is shit
Jan 25, 2015 11:26 AM

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I don't masturbate in the first place. But without sex, probably 4 months.


Jan 25, 2015 11:27 AM
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my whole life
Jan 25, 2015 11:40 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
SzJ said:
Months? Who the fuck are you people? Don't you have testosterone? Don't you people get aroused at least once a week? I'm speechless.
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.
I'm under the impression that you're a late bloomer.

also wtf you know what testosterone is if you raged all over those guys and threw their books out the window for no reason
Jan 25, 2015 11:41 AM

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Syrup- said:
MechaKiryu said:
Years for me. I'm MechaKiryu, pleased to meet you. I don't know what testosterone is. Nope. You should be.
I'm under the impression that you're a late bloomer.

also wtf you know what testosterone is if you raged all over those guys and threw their books out the window for no reason
What the hell is that?
Jan 25, 2015 11:43 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
Syrup- said:
I'm under the impression that you're a late bloomer.

also wtf you know what testosterone is if you raged all over those guys and threw their books out the window for no reason
What the hell is that?
Don't worry Kiryu, I didn't hit puberty until I was over 15. You're not alone.
Jan 25, 2015 11:43 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
Syrup- said:
I'm under the impression that you're a late bloomer.

also wtf you know what testosterone is if you raged all over those guys and threw their books out the window for no reason
What the hell is that?


Oh no mecha they found out...

I've been here way too long...
Jan 25, 2015 11:43 AM

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JD2411 said:
my whole life

same
Jan 25, 2015 11:44 AM

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Silent and serene heart.
Jan 25, 2015 11:45 AM

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Syrup- said:
MechaKiryu said:
What the hell is that?
Don't worry Kiryu, I didn't hit puberty until I was over 15. You're not alone.
But I'm already hairy down there.
Jan 25, 2015 11:45 AM

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I don't know about masturbation but without sex was about 8 to 9 months
Jan 25, 2015 11:46 AM

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Rather than keeping track of how often I don't have sex, I keep track of how often I do have sex.

I'm a glass half-full kind of guy.
Jan 25, 2015 11:50 AM

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NTAD said:
Rather than keeping track of how often I don't have sex, I keep track of how often I do have sex.

I'm a glass half-full kind of guy.

I was thinking the same.
Jan 25, 2015 12:02 PM

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I gotta have it at least a couple of times a week. Just got to. (©෴©)
Jan 25, 2015 12:10 PM

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TheConquerer said:
Chelizzle said:
Wait what?4 pages and not one Shinji Ikari joke yet?You begin to dissapoint me MAL...

High five bro

You're so fucked up.
Jan 25, 2015 12:45 PM

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Users are just listing or spamming the amount of time the went without sex without any form of discussion.
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