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Dec 31, 2014 7:37 AM

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pseudoenigma said:
I can't divide by 0

Just use a Place Holder or Variable called "x" for the Result and try to inverse the Calculation:
[]/0=x
x*0=[] if [] = 0
therefore, the Option 0/0 = x would work, because x times zero is still zero.

@ Topic: Like a few already mentioned, I can't whistle or snap with my Fingers, either. I don't really care, anyway.
Dec 31, 2014 8:19 AM

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I cant slam dunk. I just cant jump that high.

I cant skateboard, like just normal riding on it.

RockChan_ said:
roll the tip of my tongue like a spaniard saying 'arrrrriba!'
Place your tongue in the position it goes in for R then breathe out forcing air over the top of your tongue while pressing up. It will vibrate on its own.

tsuyurii said:
I can't click/snap my fingers.
The sound of the snap is your finger hitting your palm, not from your fingers crossing eachother. Place them together and allow them to slip so one finger hits part of your palm (for me its the side of my thumb it hits)

JakeStan said:
I can't whistle and I have tried every day for 3 years
I can only whistle by breathing in, out is impossible.

woe is me
You have to make sure your tongue touches your lower teeth if you are doing a lip whistle. If youre doing a tooth whistle make your tongue up behind your top teeth at the roof of your mouth with a small gap and make your lips flattter a little when trying to whistle.
Dec 31, 2014 8:22 AM

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Clement said:
I can't look people in the eyes when I'm talking. I just find it too awkward, and that moment of eye contact is generally embarrassing. I think I'll try looking at people's noses...
Now imagine if you had strabismic ;_; Even pictures get awkward most of the time if I forget to focus really hard.
Dec 31, 2014 8:59 AM

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@ PerfectScore:
Dec 31, 2014 9:25 AM

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I can't sleep on my back. I fear I'm going to die if I'll do that.
Dec 31, 2014 9:29 AM

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I can't snap my fingers.
Dec 31, 2014 10:16 AM

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Paulo27 said:
Clement said:
I can't look people in the eyes when I'm talking. I just find it too awkward, and that moment of eye contact is generally embarrassing. I think I'll try looking at people's noses...
Now imagine if you had strabismic ;_; Even pictures get awkward most of the time if I forget to focus really hard.

Oh wow, even pictures? Oh man D:
I walk a lonely road because everyone else fell off
Dec 31, 2014 10:16 AM

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mecharobot said:
I can't sleep on my back. I fear I'm going to die if I'll do that.
Sleeping on your back is not simple, don't worry.

Sintree said:
I can't snap my fingers.
This too.
Dec 31, 2014 10:17 AM

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Clement said:
Paulo27 said:
Now imagine if you had strabismic ;_; Even pictures get awkward most of the time if I forget to focus really hard.

Oh wow, even pictures? Oh man D:
"Why is Paulo27 looking away?" Everytime, especially for people who don't know me very well.
Dec 31, 2014 10:17 AM

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I can't wake up on time
Dec 31, 2014 10:23 AM

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Cause said:
I can't wake up on time

Yep, on various occasions I find myself waking up hours earlier before when I am supposed to wake up, but most of the time I get up late. It's so hard to get up at just the right time, and alarms are just annoying lol >_<
I walk a lonely road because everyone else fell off
Dec 31, 2014 10:27 AM

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I cannot like people
Dec 31, 2014 1:11 PM
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Like some people have already mentioned I can't whistle nor can I tie my shoe laces properly, leave them tied up for as long as possible, if undone I'll get someone else to do it, better learn before I move out whenever though.
Dec 31, 2014 7:02 PM

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I can't do simple maths - Add and Subtract but after that it starts getting real bad.

Can't blow a bubble with gum.

Can't Spit either (Not that I want to but it makes brushing teeth hard).

I also cannot do time management - waking up early or doing an exam, it all ends badly.
Dec 31, 2014 7:06 PM

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Can't click my tongue, Can't roll my R's
Dec 31, 2014 7:08 PM

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I can't not be perfect
FragOutFire said:

Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
Dec 31, 2014 7:11 PM
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Same Problem With Me
Dec 31, 2014 7:27 PM

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*whispers quietly* I can't draw stick figures.
Wolves? People? Medieval castles? Machine diagrams? Dragons?
No problem.
When it comes to stick figures, though...

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Dec 31, 2014 7:28 PM
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PriestSlayer said:
I can't not be perfect


Being perfect isn't simple though?
Jan 1, 2015 9:24 AM

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Roy88Mustang said:
PriestSlayer said:
I can't not be perfect


Being perfect isn't simple though?
No, that's a shallow way of thinking
FragOutFire said:

Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
Jan 1, 2015 9:25 AM

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I cant help myself from laughing at peoples misfortunes.
Jan 1, 2015 10:43 AM

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I can't fly.
wait, is that taken?
Jan 1, 2015 10:45 AM

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100dipshits said:
I can't fly.
wait, is that taken?
Jesus Christ, you're the worst alt ever.
Jan 1, 2015 11:05 AM

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MechaKiryu said:
100dipshits said:
I can't fly.
wait, is that taken?
Jesus Christ, you're the worst alt ever.


I know, right? He's horrible.
Jan 1, 2015 11:07 AM

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100dipshits said:
MechaKiryu said:
Jesus Christ, you're the worst alt ever.


I know, right? He's horrible.
No, you're not even funny.
Jan 1, 2015 11:12 AM

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I'm not funny.
Jan 1, 2015 11:43 AM

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Be polite
Nico- said:
@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained
Jan 1, 2015 12:53 PM

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eat eggplant.
Jan 1, 2015 1:18 PM

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Can't whistle.
Jan 1, 2015 3:18 PM
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Can't whistle and I do not take alcohol well.
Jan 1, 2015 3:20 PM

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I find it hard to look people in the eye when I talk to them. It's probably an anxiety thing, I dunno. I also can't tie a tie, which makes putting on my school uniform every morning a challenge. >_<
Jan 1, 2015 3:26 PM

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I can't cook...it rarely works out when I try.
Jan 1, 2015 3:28 PM

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i can't ice skate or roller skate? >_>

Jan 1, 2015 3:43 PM

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dinesj21 said:
I can't cook...it rarely works out when I try.

Simply ordering a nice takeaway just seems so much easier right? Cooking is just so long and tedious for me as well.
I walk a lonely road because everyone else fell off
Jan 1, 2015 3:51 PM
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Zeally said:
i can't ice skate or roller skate? >_>


But that's not simple...or is it? O_o
Jan 1, 2015 4:38 PM
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I can't sneeze discretely. I always end up with a make shout when I sneeze. I have tried so many time to not shout and it ends up with a loud screech.
Jan 1, 2015 4:41 PM

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Whistling, snapping my fingers, and tallking to people That aren't my family.
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