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Oct 27, 2014 7:40 PM
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Can you drop a deuce in public?

If no, why not?
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Oct 27, 2014 7:41 PM
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When you gotta go you gotta go, however, if someone else is in the stall next to me and it's really quiet . . .

then no


I just find it awward I guess x.x;;



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Oct 27, 2014 7:41 PM
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NO!
Oct 27, 2014 7:42 PM
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i can squeeze one off as long as the bathroom is well kept, and theres no way for me to reach my home in time.

i typically avoid dropping a deuce anywhere but at home, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when a mans gotta do it
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Oct 27, 2014 7:42 PM
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Lime_ said:
When you gotta go you gotta go, however, if someone else is in the stall next to me and it's really quiet . . .

then no


I just find it awward I guess x.x;;


I hate when i poop at family gatherings and i feel like people can hear me.
Oct 27, 2014 7:42 PM
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if i cannot hold the shit any longer then yes
Oct 27, 2014 7:42 PM
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Lime_ said:
When you gotta go you gotta go

If someone is next to me, we could always talk.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Oct 27, 2014 7:43 PM
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yee
but i forget to wipe evertyime
Oct 27, 2014 7:43 PM
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No, it's awkward and the seats public restroom seats are always freezing and sometimes dirty. I trained myself to hold it in for a few hours, so it's no big deal to me.
Oct 27, 2014 7:44 PM
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Only when I have diarrhea
Oct 27, 2014 7:44 PM

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Yes. I even prefer using public single bathrooms (think: Subway) then at my current living abode (grandma's house). Reasons:

1. Grandmother's bathroom is tiny/toilet is tiny easy to clog/has stupid seat comforter on it
2. Some brilliant person had the bright idea to build the bathroom into the EXACT MIDDLE of the fucking house, so there's always people walking by it /you can hear people talking
3. Grandmother's house is quite small/no privacy unless you poop very late at night/early in morning
Oct 27, 2014 7:48 PM

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Nisah said:
Lime_ said:
When you gotta go you gotta go

If someone is next to me, we could always talk.
HAHAHAHHAHA



Would you talk with me while we simul-pooped?



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Oct 27, 2014 7:48 PM

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Usually when I can't hold it in I do, but not before doing this to the toilet seat



Oct 27, 2014 7:48 PM

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Not if I can help it, those things are dirty. If I do take a dump, it's because I REALLY needed to go.
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Oct 27, 2014 7:49 PM

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Qans said:
Usually when I can't hold it in I do, but not before doing this to the toilet seat

Oct 27, 2014 7:50 PM

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Qans said:
Usually when I can't hold it in I do, but not before doing this to the toilet seat



Kinda girly but i'm a real nigga so idgaf
i do a complete square just in case my ding dong presses against the toilet. Genuinely felt weird when that happened to me the first and last time.
Oct 27, 2014 7:52 PM
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Lime_ said:
Nisah said:

If someone is next to me, we could always talk.
HAHAHAHHAHA



Would you talk with me while we simul-pooped?

Of course but don't laugh when I make weird noises ; ~ ;
Oct 27, 2014 7:53 PM

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Cover the entire toilet seat in like 4 layers of premium 2 ply and do what god intended.
Oct 27, 2014 7:54 PM

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Nisah said:
Lime_ said:



Would you talk with me while we simul-pooped?

Of course but don't laugh when I make weird noises ; ~ ;

Battle shits?
Oct 27, 2014 8:53 PM

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I avoid it whenever possible, but sometimes it isn't. I have a preference for ones that at least look clean, but always put a barrier between me and the seat (usually strips of TP). Of course, I've done it in worse conditions than most public restrooms, even the bad ones. It's port-a-pots and latrines I avoid like the plague.
Oct 27, 2014 8:54 PM

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I never use public restrooms. I make sure to do the dirty before I leave home.
But I feel cool when I do use them~
Oct 27, 2014 8:55 PM
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It's hard to do.
Oct 27, 2014 8:56 PM

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hell no, I'd rather die
Oct 27, 2014 8:58 PM

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Avoid at all costs..

But sometimes in life you have that one time your stomach isn't dealing with your shit anymore and you gotta go.. No matter how many other people are just within an earshot of you.

And like that I had to take a quick one so I had to do the awkward crouch/stand pose. And proceed to drop the nastiest dookie in my life in public.

I remember some kids actually getting public toilets clogged and having to move to the next stall sometimes and it was just fucking hilarious. God I feel bad for these public restroom experiences some other people have...

This is just all too funny to remember.
Oct 27, 2014 9:02 PM
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No, I don't use public restrooms. I would almost rather pee my pants (I almost did today... sometimes I can't help but drink 4 bottles of water the night before)
Oct 27, 2014 9:04 PM

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when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky
Oct 27, 2014 9:06 PM
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SolviteSekai said:
when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky

If toilet stalls didn't have doors, I'd go in and laugh at everyone....
Oct 27, 2014 9:07 PM

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Rokumi said:
SolviteSekai said:
when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky

If toilet stalls didn't have doors, I'd go in and laugh at everyone....


people did that when i was in middle school
Oct 27, 2014 9:12 PM

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I used to care.
I don't anymore.
Just let 'er out and remember that the guy beside you is trying to do the same thing.
Oct 27, 2014 9:13 PM

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The bathrooms at my school are all fucking creepy, with peepholes in almost every stall and shit. So I usually do what I can at home...

Protaku94 said:
But I feel cool when I do use them~
What?

SolviteSekai said:
when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky
You went to a whack ass school
Oct 27, 2014 9:13 PM

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all public washrooms should just have loud music so we don't get self conscious about our feces

ot: yeah cuz i'm on campus for like 12 hours sometimes
Oct 27, 2014 9:18 PM

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Red_Keys said:
The bathrooms at my school are all fucking creepy, with peepholes in almost every stall and shit. So I usually do what I can at home...
I think the correct terminology is gloryhole.
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Oct 27, 2014 9:23 PM

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have none of you been to a public place with a single seater bathroom?

I admit they are fairly rare where I'm at. Mainly found in Subway or random gas stations. There was one in the student center of my old college. It was always squeeky fucking clean and had double locks on the door, brand new tiles amazing lighting, well made hard plastic toilet seat good strong flush take anything you can throw at it and flush it it in 2 seconds.

Suwbway is actually pretty laid back about it. I have at least 15 different times just waltzed up in there, say high, take a massive dump, and walk out. 2 or 3 times employees were laughing about me probably had taken a dump, but I didn't give a damn. Their bathroom is so far away from the dining area no one can fucking hear you or see you.
Oct 27, 2014 9:27 PM

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midnightblade said:
have none of you been to a public place with a single seater bathroom?

you mean the ones with a square room with no stalls and anything? i can't find anything like that at university (actually i did find one in the exam center but thats a different story)
Oct 27, 2014 9:28 PM

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I hold on always~
Oct 27, 2014 9:31 PM

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mayukachan said:
all public washrooms should just have loud music so we don't get self conscious about our feces
Porno music of course.
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Oct 27, 2014 9:32 PM

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BarryManilow said:
mayukachan said:
all public washrooms should just have loud music so we don't get self conscious about our feces
Porno music of course.

to get in the mood LOL
Oct 27, 2014 9:32 PM

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Who doesn't wtf? If you can't wait, you gotta go. You just--gotta go!
Oct 27, 2014 9:37 PM

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mayukachan said:
midnightblade said:
have none of you been to a public place with a single seater bathroom?

you mean the ones with a square room with no stalls and anything? i can't find anything like that at university (actually i did find one in the exam center but thats a different story)



hmmm I mean if you open the door, go in, close the door. You are in one single room. There is one toilet, 1 sink, 1 toilet paper rack, 1 dryer machine for your hands. In other words, a bathroom for just one person to use at a time.

Yup that can be pretty hard to find especially in high traffic areas like the vast majority of dining places or malls or movie theaters because they just are not practical. You're more likely to find them as staff only bathrooms in various buisnesses, or at random little gas stations, or for rare dining chain exceptions like Subway which have all single bathrooms as far as I have seen in the state that I live in in the United States of America.
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SolviteSekai said:
when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky

Where the fuck did u go to school
Oct 27, 2014 9:39 PM

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SolviteSekai said:
when i was in high school, toilet stalls didnt have doors. thats a fairly new thing.

you guys in high school these days are lucky

i just burst out laughing omg

midnightblade said:
hmmm I mean if you open the door, go in, close the door. You are in one single room. There is one toilet, 1 sink, 1 toilet paper rack, 1 dryer machine for your hands. In other words, a bathroom for just one person to use at a time.

ah yes, thats what i meant. i've seen a few but not in school lol
Oct 27, 2014 9:43 PM

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I can hold it for hours, it is not necessary.

Unless I have diarrhea...
Oct 28, 2014 1:09 AM
Oct 28, 2014 1:12 AM

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Sometimes. When I do I usually try to make it as quick as possible to negate any suspicions. It's a painful process but the end results outweigh the negatives.
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Oct 28, 2014 1:15 AM

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I don't want to but sometimes you just can't hold it in. Shitting in bathrooms other than the one in your own house is the most uncomfortable thing in the world.
Oct 28, 2014 1:25 AM
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i'd be pretty screwed if i couldn't
Oct 28, 2014 1:26 AM

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My dorm didn't have a personal bathroom, so I had to. Even if your not comfortable, you get used to it pretty quick... I mean, you sorta have to.
Oct 28, 2014 1:39 AM

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Yes, like a kangaroo. I AIN'T TOUCHIN THAT SHIT
Oct 28, 2014 1:44 AM

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almost never, only when its an emergency and no other measures cant be taken.
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Oct 28, 2014 1:56 AM

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public toilet seats are usually dirty af
i only resort to it if i'm on the verge of shatting in my pants.
I usually take a deuce before heading out so the problem usually never occurs.

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