| Why would this old drunkard curse me? |
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| Why are you cursing homeless people? |
| Can you stop being homeless, please? You're bothering the neighborhood |
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| Can't you stop beating homeless people? You're teasing the neighbors. |
 サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| Can't you stop beating your meat? You are disturbing the neighbours! |
| No need to apologize. So anyway, why eat a stick? |
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| Oh, you like masturbating to traps? |
サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| You don't need bear traps in this city! |
| What do you mean I can't have my trap catgirls in this city? |
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| Didn't he say you'll find fat girls traps in Sin City ? |
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| I didn't know you can turn into a rat. |
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| So having a human inside you will cure all diseases? Interesting. |
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| Who knew that human trafficking is a lucrative business model? |
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| It's actually really difficult to build robots. |
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Toritoooo!! |
サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| Please, no! I'm scared of deer. Go away! |
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| Didn't expect a deer to get you all so excited. |
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| You can't use forks ! |
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| I so do know how to use a spoon! |
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| Oh, I know the feeling. I miss watching old cartoons too. Tom & Jerry, right? |
My candies:            |
| Ooh, I know the feeling, I piss watching old pornos too, cum & furry, tight? |
サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| puss in boots was the best thing about shrek 2 |
| Ah yes yes the one with the spoon |
| lemon and spoon race? |
   "i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| why are we still alive? |
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| So you're saying humans are fundamentally different by race, like comparing spoons and lemons |
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| Ofc humans would beat both spoons and lemons on a race. |
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| U MEAN SQUISHED LEMON??? |
  [Violet X Amy] [VioletteloiV X squished_lemon] |
| wdym by squishing John Lennon? |
| John turned into a lemon? |
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| You know what they say. "When life gives you Johns, turn them to lemons". |
I can't hear you aaaaaa |
| John has lemons? |
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| I see, so Joe has Ligma. Poor thing. |
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| yeah, I rolled off my gran down the cliff |
  𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥❟ 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙙𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝙙𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙥  [center]  |
| What, the cliff collapsed? |
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| Indeed, clif bars are my go to granola bar. |
| no, my grandma doesn't work at a bar |
| yeah duh, know my grandma doesn't work at a bar |
| grandma didn't pass the ohio state bar? that's unfortunate, i thought she was the greatest legal mind the world has ever known |
| Grandma was drunk driving in ohio? i thought she was at court in michigan |
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| grandma courted a young guy in Michigan |
| GRANDMA STOLE A KID FROM A PLAYGROUND?!? |
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| I've never been to grandma |
| 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳 🌳  🌳🌳 🐝 🦝 🌲 🌳 🌳 Cursor Nature reserve 🌳 🌳 🦋 🦩 🐕 🌳🌳 🌳 🌳 🐐 🌲 🐧 🌳🌳 🌳 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳 |
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