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Jul 3, 2014 10:36 PM

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Dosent matter how you rate it you can rate out of 10 or you can explain in detail how lucky he/she would get that night. w/e

just rate the one above you and post one for the next person. Simple enough.

ill start:

Are you a MMORPG? cause i wanna beta test you!
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#2
Jul 3, 2014 10:40 PM

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6/10

I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel

if you're a doctor who fan you should get this ;)

 
#3
Jul 3, 2014 10:41 PM
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0/10

I'll give you $100,000
 
#4
Jul 3, 2014 10:45 PM

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4/10

Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice

 
#5
Jul 3, 2014 10:45 PM

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9/10

U want sum fuk bb?
 
#6
Jul 3, 2014 10:47 PM
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10/10

AYO GIRL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS
 
#7
Jul 3, 2014 10:48 PM

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9/10

You must play the trombone because you make me feel horny and shit.
 
#8
Jul 3, 2014 10:48 PM

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TEN/TEN

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Vanessa?
 
#9
Jul 3, 2014 10:49 PM

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If it's you Flume-baby, anything works 10/10

I want you in my harem.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:49 PM

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Gekishin said:
10/10

AYO GIRL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS
see sig
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:50 PM

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10/10

 
Jul 3, 2014 10:51 PM

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10/10 <3

Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft

 
Jul 3, 2014 10:56 PM

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8/10

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks pretty fucked up.
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:56 PM
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8/10 would contemplate a lil banging

ninja'd but woW SUCH SEXY fLIRTING LET US PROCREATE 1000/10

Baby, are you a piece of art? Because I'd nail you against a wall

;)))))
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:57 PM

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10/10 i could see that working haha

Aye girl are you japanese? cause i wanna get in ya panties

 
Jul 3, 2014 10:57 PM

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8/10

Here's a picture of me. Naked. *Hands picture*
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:57 PM

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10/10, already moist

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
 
Jul 3, 2014 10:58 PM

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10/10

Roses are red.
Violets are blue
blue.
I suck at pick up lines.
Nice tits.
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:00 PM

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3/10

If I had the letters “HRT”, I can add “EA” to get a “HEART” or a “U” and get “HURT”. But I'd rather choose “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:03 PM

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7/10

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:03 PM

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Lmao gay/10


I'll give u uggs and ipad
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:04 PM

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6/3

I put the STD in STUD and all I need is U
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:04 PM

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10/10 is Flume (3/10 success rate normally, though)

I only want to fuck hot chicks. I want to fuck you.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:06 PM

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but im a dude? 2/10

Girl you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You's a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl who is you playing with, back that ass up

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:07 PM

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3/1

You know why my hands are so numb
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum
Smacked this whore for talkin' crap
So what if she's handicapped; the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
I fuckin' hate you; I'll take your drawers down and rape you
While Dr. Dre videotapes you
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:10 PM

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would file my taxes with u/10

Hey babycakes, all the hunnies call my dong Usain Bolt. best 9.63 seconds of your life
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:11 PM

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5/7^4

I know this guy names Flume. I love Flume. But Flume wouldn't be Flume without 'U'. so I love 'U' as well.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:12 PM

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6/10

How do you like your egg? Toast? Scrambled? Or fertilized?
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:14 PM

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69/XXX

Hey sweetcheeks, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:15 PM

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9/10

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion in bed thinking of you.

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:17 PM

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Lion in bed/10

Hey honeybuns, did you sit on a pile of sugar? because you have a sweet ass
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:17 PM

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5/10 honeybuns
I like 69.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:17 PM

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9/10

Nice hair. Wanna fuck?
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:18 PM

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8/10

OMG! i love the notebook too.

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:19 PM
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kissing-in-the-rain/10

do you like bacon? wanna strip?

b-but bacon is sexy

vvv
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:19 PM

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2/10

Are you religious? Because you answer all my prayers
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:20 PM

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*rolls dice*
5/6

--

"I've got a thousand dollars. Here's half now and..."
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:21 PM

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500/1000

Here's my harem members. You should join. *Hands pictures*
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:21 PM

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7/10

Hey I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:22 PM

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4/10

ask me how im about to win the lottery?
With your seven numbers ;)

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:23 PM
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8/10 could be fun.

Got some anime at home, wanna come?
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:23 PM

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diaper/10

Did you fart, baby? cause you just blew me away
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:24 PM

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Terrible/10

U can have my money
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:26 PM

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How much/10

I just fapped to a pornstar , and you look like her. o.O
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:26 PM

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gold digger/10

Hey oba-san, do you wanna be my wifu
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:28 PM

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7/10



If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:30 PM

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kyon/10

hey gurl, what do driving and my dick have in common?

they are both hard for you
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:33 PM

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i feel like you just made fun of me

aye you wanna practice learning how to drive stick? ;)

 
Jul 3, 2014 11:35 PM

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lol

hey hotstuff, did u know bill gates named his company after my dong
 
Jul 3, 2014 11:36 PM

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lmao, 8/10

I really, really, REALLY want to fuck you
 
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