| For example Person 1: Why is the sky blue? Person 2: Barney farted on it. Is it me, or did that skunk smell like cinnamon? So answer above question stupidly, ask another stupid question. Did that baby come from the quadruplegic obsessed witth Girls Dead Monster? |
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
| No, it came from asking a weird question that makes it difficult to come up with funny answers for as a thread starter, tabun Why is lupadim not a moderator yet? |
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| What are you talking about? It already happened. WUTS UP WIT UR FAEC |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
| It's still on Monday time. Is there really a red? |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? |
| What is red. I haven't heard of it before. Can cheese have sex with each other? |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| Cheese are asexual. What is the coefficient of friction for wood? |
| Signature removed for being too cool. That signature was too cool. Please make something less cool to use, following stuff defined in the Site & Forum Guidlines. |
| Gayness Why is anime so gay? |
Take care of yourself |
| idk bruhuuhhu gyuxdfysgdvbhd ah my screen Do you funny memes? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
| Carrots do not have much protein. When the bell rings, do you get an urge to take a leak? |
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| Does that mean I have to get the bagles this week? Why is tape always sticky on one side? |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? |
| That's the question of life can i win a guiness? |
| "This is boring...I'm bored..." |
| Two plus five equal to seven. Do I look tall? |
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| yep, a good 125 pixels tall where do babies come from |
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| Go ask your step-mother on your grand step-fathers' side of the family. Can you turn right on a orange light? |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? |
| Because using your feet would be difficult Why do you give life to old threads that should stay in the grave? |
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| Because they exist. Why does a tree sound similar to three? |
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| Because the person who invented those words was lazy not to differentiate them enough, and thus all he did was giving three an extra e. Why doesn't my turtle fly? |
 This is how it all begins.  My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| because it's not a pig why haven't I fucked any of the people in my favorites yet |
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| Because dinner is soon ready Who's behind you? |
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| I'm God Are you single? |
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| Well, I'm not double. Meaning of life? |
| It depends on the colour of toilet paper. Do bigger tits produce more milk? |
| Nah just more likely to contain plastic. Is semen good for the skin? |
  There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
| Lets find out! Whats your gpa? |
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| I'm too scared to look Does your bath have a showerhead or do you have a seperate bath and shower? |
  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?'  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| ^^ It's more or less equal to the value you'd get by adding all my grades and then dividing by number of them. ^ I'm not at home, I can't check. How many leaves are there on 3rd closest tree to your older grandma's home? |
| One Why am I posting in an old dead thread? |
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| ur old urself how u |
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| gud what up |
| my peepee where dad? |
| Never had one How big's the moon? |
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| Slenderman Why are beds comfy |
  “I will leave this city and go to another one. I hope that I will meet someone. Someone just for me. But if that special someone falls in love with me I will have to leave that someone. Even so, I want to meet that special someone. This is what I think as I leave the city with no people." - Chii (Chobits) |
| I'm Batman Why humans are stupid ? |
| because how else would anime exist How are babies made? |
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| Babies are not made , White stork bird is responsible for bringing/delivering babies. what's technology ? |
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