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Aug 9, 2009 8:20 PM

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soulwillrise said:
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I'm changing my wish. I'd wish for another penis. Then I'd have 3.

then how would you.... nevermind.


One on my forehead, one right above my ass, and the other one is where it's supposed to be. I'd pee out the at my crotch. Does that answer your question?
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Iri said:
Does "Do the Impossible, See the Invisible, Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable" count as one wish?

Only if you can tell us what happens when the irresistible force meets an immovable object.
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tr1ggers4d said:
Iri said:
Does "Do the Impossible, See the Invisible, Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable" count as one wish?

Only if you can tell us what happens when the unstoppable force collides with the immovable object.


This sounds like a question for Answerman.
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tr1ggers4d said:
Iri said:
Does "Do the Impossible, See the Invisible, Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable" count as one wish?
Only if you can tell us what happens when the irresistible force meets an immovable object.
Based on personal experience, my GF complains of a headache and ends up going home. But I humbly digress.
Aug 9, 2009 9:03 PM

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Sickky said:
tr1ggers4d said:
Iri said:
Does "Do the Impossible, See the Invisible, Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable" count as one wish?

Only if you can tell us what happens when the unstoppable force collides with the immovable object.


This sounds like a question for Answerman.


XD this.
Aug 9, 2009 9:59 PM

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I would ask for a new family...
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Aug 9, 2009 10:00 PM

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animezingjade said:
I would ask for a new family...


same here :(
Aug 9, 2009 11:07 PM

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Omnipotence
"When he will, the weary world
Of the senses closely curled
Like a serpent round his heart
Shakes herself and stands apart."
- A.C., Equinox I/I
Aug 9, 2009 11:11 PM

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rTz said:
Omnipotence


you they they can cure that these days....it doesnt have to be a problem
Aug 9, 2009 11:14 PM
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Maybe for Xinil to get his shit together and delete MAL forums altogether.
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wtfyourface said:
Maybe for Xinil to get his shit together and delete MAL forums altogether.


If he didn't create these forums for otaku to goof off, why did he create them?
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Divine_Glitch said:
rTz said:
Omnipotence


you they they can cure that these days....it doesnt have to be a problem


:p
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Aug 10, 2009 12:02 AM

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i3ear said:
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Something realistic

10 Billion USD in cold hard cash delivered right to me.

Cool crashing the economy bro.


Someone didn't watch speed grapher. There are few things, I learned, that would be cooler than burning so much money it shook global economy.

Primus said:
I would like the power to grant wishes


This is actually a wish to be devoured my the evil of mankind once your power is realized. Though, this IS the only outward thinking in this thread.
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Aug 10, 2009 12:05 AM

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To fall deeply in love once.
Aug 10, 2009 2:45 AM

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i3ear said:
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i would wish boursk would come and say somthing like

MOVED TO SPAM ^_^
I have a feeling your wish may come true eventually.

Me, I'd want full cyberization as seen in GitS.
I'd gladly serve in WW3 if I had one of those awesome high speced cyborg bodies.
After all, not being a good runner was about the only thing that kept me from continuing with a military career.


Hmmm, it would suck to be homeless in that world though. ;__;

Then again, I would love a hydrolic penis.


this has got to be the best wish dont u think? ^^^
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Aug 10, 2009 10:51 AM

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Roxkis said:
To fall deeply in love once.


I'd rather have money but to each his own.
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Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM

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Hmm... I guess to change my past to my liking.
Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM

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Either 1000000 more wishes or to be able to have infinite processing capabilities (i.e. the ability to process infinite amounts of data instantaneously and the ability to store all of that data in short and long term memory).
Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM

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i3ear said:
That, or the ability to shoot robot bees from my hands.


Use Plasmids. Evolve today!

I'd wish to know how many wishes a wishwisher could wish if a wishwisher could wish wishes.
Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM

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Omniscience. Everything else follows.
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Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM

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rTz said:
Omniscience. Everything else follows.

I like this :D
Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM

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rTz said:
Omniscience. Everything else follows.
I think I just should have said this.
Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM

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On a more serious note, probably psychokinesis. It's practically the ability to control all types of matter with your mind. You'd be like Dr. Manhattan, but less blue, less naked and more hair.
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Seasonreaper said:
On a more serious note, probably psychokinesis. It's practically the ability to control all types of matter with your mind. You'd be like Dr. Manhattan, but less blue, less naked and more hair.


So less epic. Sounds...less epic. Come on. You don't want to radiate power? I do.
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mightykid218 said:
Seasonreaper said:
On a more serious note, probably psychokinesis. It's practically the ability to control all types of matter with your mind. You'd be like Dr. Manhattan, but less blue, less naked and more hair.


So less epic. Sounds...less epic. Come on. You don't want to radiate power? I do.


True, but being blue would make you stand out in a crowd, plus you'd give people cancer and be forced to go to Mars. Anyway, it depends on whether it'd all end up in the novel or movie ending. If it's like the novel ending then you'll just have to live with squid-things everywhere. Movie ending, then, well, you'll just have to leave the galaxy because everyone hates you for something you didn't even do.
Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM
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Moonfrost said:
I wish I had a girlfriend.


Never had one? It'll come to you. Just don't fuck it up when it does.
Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM
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i wish.................................fall asleep in 2 minute
Aug 24, 2009 11:23 PM

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For all my wishes to come true. OR To actually have my wish come true everytime it's 11:11, I see a shooting star, I blow out the candles on my birthday, etc.
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Infinite amount of wishes
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