| i was too shy and wasn't able to match their smug energy :[ |
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| Too busy on Genshin Impact |
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| My cat liked him more than me >.> |
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| I stole their cat and ran away lol |
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| they only like USB Type-C while i was an USB Type-A which couldn't offer fast charge :[ |
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| wanted to pet my dog too much |
| Was more into the dog than me 😔 |
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| They are in the secret hating squad ☹️ |
| bane took them away to test the bat breaker, they were never seen again |
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| They have some weird ideas in which we should shave expenses for budgeting. "Tell you what Danz, instead of buying milk from the store, how about we adopt a cow" (and yep, he literally brought a cow back to our place) "Instead of buying a these jars of strawberry jam, why don't we make our own?" Bro... I don't want to eat jam made by an amateur, I will happily spend however much just to have normal jam. ------------- tired said: Bruh... I am not a furry nor even have any evidence which would point towards that. That's some wild and vile accusation.I am not his type (either a furry or a discord bot) You're right, mudae isn't half as cruel or savage as you 🤫 |
DanzFccJul 8, 12:41 PM
  "You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
»Major OST - Memories (Omoide)«
| i am not his type (either a furry or a discord bot) |
  clouded mind, haunted lover doomed to want more reusing old sets bec i'm lazy 8) |
| he made me too jealous of all his yummy food |
  If I am the extra something that will help you spring forth from your bulb, Then I will keep on waiting for you here, without fail, Until the end of time. |
| I was drunk and I cheated on her |
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| a chuld |
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| She said I have wandering eyes "you should keep your eyes on me and nobody else". so I had a solution but most importantly... she didn't like my solution. She didn't think I fixed the problem |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| he went to tescos and didnt bring me back any snacks |
| If I am the extra something that will help you spring forth from your bulb, Then I will keep on waiting for you here, without fail, Until the end of time. |
| cant date a devil's advocate |
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| Wayyy too freaky |
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| refused fruit juice |
| "No respect for zomfies. Zomfies, not paintings." If you know where this is from you get a reward. |
| Was disappointed cus they dont have green hair like zoro |
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| The Spicy Señorita can be a little too powerful for me at times. Ouch man, wtf. Chill out with that shit, words wound y'know. I don't appreciate the nickname baloney cheeks when she was insulting my face. |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| Caught him chatting with Alya for the 69420 times. It's not even an AI chat bot or anything, he was just chatting with her figurine.....and that night when he dropped me off to my house he said "Goodnight Alya" Im like wtf..... I refuse losing to a 2D char |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| I discovered all this time I was chatting to a AI version of them that they had put on their glasses as an auto-responder 13 years earlier and developed now its own unique personality and I started loving that version of them more than the real one. |
| They are always typing in such a manner which is not easy on one's mobile phone. Thus I see there to be only one petty solution which is to part ways. I do not want to keep scrolling like this for hours upon hours. May we find someone who not tolerates our quirks but enjoys them |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| Didn't like to be played with like a dress up doll. Unfortunate, really. |
| We were about to decide our wedding photoshoot, he insisted to do it indoor and focus the camera into our face.... The photgrapher shot a lot of pics and none of them contain my face! Photographer said "this danz dude is just too tall, we cannot fit you both in a pic" And thus he did the one thing i hate, grabbing me like the lion king and say "ITS NOW OR NEVER"...i decided to cancel our wedding after that... ^^ Theyre afraid when I say I my favorite disney villain is Cruella, they immediately think i will skinned a lot of innocent dogs... ^ |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| There's some rules in the Danz x Smugdear relationship. Dw I think I barely understood the table after a the 1st year. Danz is Wrong, Smugdear is Right: Smugdear is right. Danz is Right, Smugear is Right: Only Smugdear is right "I told you so" Danz is Right, Smugdear is Wrong: Nobody is wrong Danz is Wrong, Smugdear is Wrong: Danz is wrong "wth Danz" ------ Now you might think I wouldve left after dealing with such a dyanmic, but nah I kept soldiering on. Smugdear got tired with how often I was "wrong" Im sorry smugdear, I wish you all the very best in finding a partner who doesn't drive you nuts |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| I said i love popeye, and he was like "Popeyes? Theres a better fast food than that!" "wtf, popeye means spinach..." "Huh..." Next time i told him to do anchor tattoo on his arm for his batsu game and we pretty much broke up after that... |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| She found my bucket list and saw I had "kiss the most beautiful girl" as an item and it wasnt crossed off. She kissed me and I still wasnt ticking it off "yo, wtf Danz, you calling me ugly?" And yeah we broke up |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| He wanted to cook a turkey for Christmas eve with me, he forgot to take off his watch while preparing it and accidentally left his watch inside the turkey. He's trying to get it but he got his head stuck inside a turkeys butt. When I arrive, i immediately call the police cus he looked like a pervert since he only wear pajamas and a turkey stuck on his head... |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| Shes kinda clingy ngl. She's annoyed that I didn't invite her out to boys' night out. "C'mon Smugdear, do you really want us to do everything together?" her: Yes. Yeah foolish mistake by me to ask a rhetorical question. This girl tried to interrupt rocket league night with the lads. |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| @DanzFcc ngl that seems fun We were exchanging our dumb fanfics back in wattpad, my story was an innocent rom-com with anime characters. His story was a 10,000-word fanfic where Shrek got isekai'd into our world and becomes a crypto billionaire and harem king..... I never see him the same way as before... |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
Smugdear: Danz ngl that seems fun Thanks, we pooled a lot of money into it. You're still not invited thoughAgain she's trying to self invite herself to a day out with the lads. Smugdear, I love you an all but like, we all need some alone time no? I don't make a sound when you're on ladies night out. |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| As usually - this is just the first thing we do after breakfast. A tradition, you could say... he'll be back when he's hungry fufufu |
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| @DanzFcc that seems not fun OT: He insisted to wear his Teddiursa costume to a DJ party which is our first date, I told him not to, when he was actively dancing like a beast, he accidentally bump on the waiters that dropped a very expensive wine to the floor. Hm? what happen after that? Idk, I went straight back to my house pretending to not know him! |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| She hates me roasting and poking fun at her driving. I recently bought a shirt which I like to wear when we're going out together. She thinks it 's a toe over the line. My bad dear. She broke up with me. |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| Hes too submissive like a little puppy, the other time I found out he befriended an 80 year old grandma in his yoga class, i decided to ruin the friendship to tease him and he comply. He keep muttering "Yassss queen" in our chat and i started to get annoyed so i broke up! Poor grandma, i have exposed your true color, danling |
𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| Too seductive for me |
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| Because they drive 25 mph at all times, no matter what |
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| He stopped cooking eggplants |
| Broski is too clingy. C'mon man, we need some alone time and surely you don't want to do everything together? You literally don't even like Lord of the Rings so idk why you feel left out of me going to movie night with my friends. I thought I was saving you from hours of boredom tbh |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| We broken up on good terms |
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| Ate my caramel-glazed potatoes. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| they put poteto on my cereal |
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| Too fast... |
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