Chat v.27 - not cruz edition

Aqua said:
to include the balance

Awesama said:
you should do something productive then

zombie_pegasus said:
I wish I had more time on my hands.

kyle said:
[spoiler]Kyle here with another mystery busted. Right now I'm posting in v.27. 2+7=9
And what ends with 9? Cloud9.
Going to the Cloud9 home page reveals something, they acquired a new mid, Incarnation.
And what rhymes with incarnation? Insulation.
Menards sells many insulting products, and feature a man in a yellow suit. What else are yellow? Ducks.
I decided I needed to look further.

Howard the Duck came out in 1986.
In 1986 the TASCC, a superconducting cyclotron, was opened in Chalk River Laboratories.
Inside of a cyclotron, a magnetic field bends that path of charged particles.
Remember that ions are very common charged particles.
And what do I have my eye on? You.
Going with a standard 3 shift-cryptoalphabet, U is assigned a cipher value of 24. 2+4=6
In the year 600, King Clothar II of Nuestria was defeated. Where is Nuestria in the modern era?

France.
Underneath the streets of Paris, France, there exists extensive catacombs.
Combs are used to brush hair. Who doesn't need a comb? A bald person.
Kind Charles of Francia was bald. He was also the son of Charlemagne. What did Charlemagne do?
Spurred the Carolingian Renaissance within the church.

Peter of Pisa, a scholar at the time, taught Charlemagne Latin from 776 to about 790.
On March 1st 1790, the US Census is authorized.
Keeping with tradition, it was held on census day, August 2nd. August second can be written 8/2
Entering 8/2 into google quicksearch brings up a calculator result. Four.
Many people don't know the following about me.
On my fourth birthday, I was kidnapped by an organization involved in child sex trafficking.
Now you may be thinking, "Kyle, what was the point of this?" Well young child, take a look at the first letter of each line.

Zetrin said:
the last time i slept was Saturday night

hmmmmm

Skyzblue said:

You're entering the world of adults.
Congoz

Zetrin said:
o
i finally made it

Zetrin said:
okay

will do
two more days

Zetrin said:
nigga what

zombie_pegasus said:
You're just reported anyone for anything now, aren't you Blue? I'm pretty sure you're just joking

Korrvo said:
woah
sky
ur reading one piece
you fucking weaboo wtf
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skyzblue said:

woah
Korrvo
u just saw that
you fucking weaboo wtf
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Korrvo said:
woah
sky
don't fucking copy me
you fucking weaboo wtf
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aqua said:
no

kyle said:
korrvo sexist confirmed