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Sep 20, 2014 6:31 PM

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Granted, but you end up overworking with no free time anymore, not even time to eat a proper meal, and sleep well.

I wish I could control what I feel. ~ Nyan
Sep 20, 2014 11:30 PM

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So... I'd go back to my old way of living? But that's boring too =/
Granted, you control it so well, people can't tell when you're being honest with them about caring, they can't love you.

I wish the same thing as verumir. ~ Nyan

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Sep 21, 2014 11:51 AM

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Granted, but this control detaches you from your feelings enough that you no longer genuinely feel emotion, and lack humanity.

I wish I was a more empathetic/kind person.
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Sep 21, 2014 2:44 PM

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I'm guessing that the 'people' word shouldn't there. Sorry, it was confusing, what the genie was granting, so I had to put your post under scrutiny

Granted, but people around you take this kindness and empathy in the wrong way. They label you as a creepy person. And everyone avoids you.
Sep 21, 2014 4:01 PM

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No wishes? I'm going to repeat the last one then.

Granted, but you ended up being abused by ill-intentioned people, and you can't refuse to help they because you are too kind.

I wish I could endure any kind of exercise and never get tired.
Sep 22, 2014 7:29 PM

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Granted, but you overexert yourself and end up in hospital with major tears in your muscles and ligaments.

I wish I had a strategic mind.
Smurphinator said:
Granted, but this control detaches you from your feelings enough that you no longer genuinely feel emotion, and lack humanity.

How is this ruined? In this day an age, genuine feelings and being human or humane is a big disadvantage, believe me. People think that you're weak and try to step all over you if you're good/kind hearted. >_>

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Sep 28, 2014 4:57 AM

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Granted but you eventually grow tired of always thinking and planning everything out.

I wish I could marry my fridge
Sep 28, 2014 6:21 AM

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Granted but you cant Afford electricity anymore and Noone is willing to share any. You can't charge your fridge or use solar energy /wind. Your fridge needs some electricity now.

I wish that the next poster's wish does not get corrupted.
Sep 28, 2014 3:12 PM

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Granted, but the next poster wishes their wish would be corrupted.

I wish someone corrupts this wish: I wish my neighbors were less noisy.

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Sep 28, 2014 3:17 PM

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Granted, but instead bad smells comes out of the neighbors house to your house.

I wish MAL stops lagging
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Sep 28, 2014 9:40 PM

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Granted but the site goes down indefinitely.


I wish Mal avatars update normally for all members.

Lulu ❤ | My MALoween Candy
Oct 8, 2014 8:11 AM

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granted but then MAL stops working completely O___O


i wish i cud sleep properly U___U
Oct 8, 2014 2:51 PM

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Granted, but you cant wake up :P

I wish I had a companion(like a pixie) who would help me make decisions about my life.
Oct 8, 2014 4:23 PM

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Granted, but you make the worse decisions because of it.

I wish I could have more time to make decisions.
Oct 9, 2014 12:32 AM

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Granted, but all your decisions are bad.

I wish I had more control

Lulu ❤ | My MALoween Candy
Oct 11, 2014 5:10 PM

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Granted, but you lose everything you love.

I wish anime character were real
I've learn so much from the people who don't exist.


Oct 11, 2014 5:28 PM

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Granted, but you become fictional/2d

I wish I was better at picking images to photoshop
Oct 11, 2014 5:34 PM

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Granted, but nobody like them.

i wish i could make a cake
I've learn so much from the people who don't exist.


Oct 12, 2014 7:01 PM

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Granted, but then, every time you make a cake some idiot will crawl in through your window and take a shit on it and then leave.

I wish I was born in Japan
Oct 12, 2014 7:12 PM

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Granted, but you are born as a rat

I wish i had power
I've learn so much from the people who don't exist.


Oct 12, 2014 10:59 PM

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Granted, you receive the power to burp continuously for 15 minutes.

I wish I was stronger.

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Oct 13, 2014 4:14 PM

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GRANTED but because ur body cant handle ur strength and it slowly starts to deteriorate


i wish i had more time to play mafia games U___U
Oct 21, 2014 12:52 AM

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Granted but you still miss the sign ups for all mafia games on every single website. You also miss the wait list/chance to replace someone.

I wish days were 30 hours long.

Lulu ❤ | My MALoween Candy
Dec 3, 2014 2:39 PM

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Granted but evenings are longer than noon.

I wish I could visit good friend of mine who lives in different country than me.
Dec 3, 2014 7:28 PM

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Granted, but you can only do so by using a teleport system. Unfortunately, your body's particles were unable to coalesce at the end of the journey, so you could only gaze upon your friend from afar with them never knowing you were there.

I wish that libraries never closed, so I could spend all day there.
Dec 4, 2014 2:17 AM

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Granted but libraries are only filled with tabloids now, all other reading material has disappeared from the world.

I wish I knew what to do

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Dec 10, 2014 6:44 PM

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Granted, but because everything becomes so easy for you, life turns dull.

I wish my cousins will stop whining and bothering me about some stupid game apps.
Dec 11, 2014 3:29 AM

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Granted, but they start hassling you about other things in life.

I wish I revisit my childhood in my current state (i.e. Me in the past but with my current mind)
Dec 11, 2014 6:55 AM

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Granted, but your future self wishes to revisit you with his contemporary self, and it happens at the same time so you two cause a disruption to the time-space which one day, may or may not, contribute to the annihilation of human beings.

I wish I am not a perfectionist so I can actually get my jobs done without getting stressed about getting everything perfect.
Dec 11, 2014 1:52 PM

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Granted, now you're sloppy and everything you do is half-assed. You lose your job!

I wish people in my life were a little less psychotic. >_>

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Dec 11, 2014 6:11 PM

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Granted, but everyone turns so straight-laced and stiff and they tell you to work all the time, no play. Your curfew is 9 pm and you can only drink plain water. Like goldfish.

I wish I can start playing my first mafia game olrediii T^T
Dec 21, 2014 8:53 PM

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Granted, but you die on the first day be you seem over-eager and suspicious.
Haste makes waste.

I wish all my christmas wishes will come true.
Dec 22, 2014 12:36 AM

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Granted, but this is your last Christmas.

I wish international magazines are not so expensive in my country, because of the exchange rate.
Dec 22, 2014 9:15 AM

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Granted, but you have t pay triple the income tax.

I wish I had some hot chocolate right now.

Lulu ❤ | My MALoween Candy
Dec 22, 2014 10:41 AM

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Granted, but I poisoned it. *shifty eyes*

I wish mosquito bites are not itchy.
Dec 22, 2014 12:18 PM

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Granted, they now burn and scar the skin permanently.

I wish mosquitoes would go extinct.

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Dec 22, 2014 3:54 PM

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Granted but.. now new kind of mosquitoes appears and even more annoying ones.

I wish I was 18 sooner.
Dec 22, 2014 4:04 PM

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Granted but you turn 50 the next day.

I wish I completed more animes
Dec 22, 2014 5:10 PM

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Granted, but you watched all of them so quickly, there's nothing new to watch.

I wish rabbits don't poop everywhere they go. Like, nibble nibble, poop, nibble nibble, poop.
Dec 23, 2014 8:56 PM

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Instead of pooping everywhere, rabbits start pissing everywhere.

I wish I had a awesome super power - like one that lets me use a console command in real life :D
Dec 24, 2014 12:32 AM

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Bombolz said:
Instead of pooping everywhere, rabbits start pissing everywhere.


Yaaah! Rabbit urine stinks all the way to high heaven, you know!

Bombolz said:
I wish I had a awesome super power - like one that lets me use a console command in real life :D


Granted, but you have to help people all the time and have no time for yourself. Worse, the newspaper give you a bad publicity and the public hates you. With great power, comes great responsibility.

I wish Fairy Tail will end soon. Shounen so draggy.
Dec 26, 2014 7:27 PM

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Granted, but all other shounen end with it, and you become starved for the satisfaction that only shounen can bring.

I wish I could control American localization of anime and manga.
Dec 27, 2014 2:14 PM

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Granted, but you lose control after an hour.

I wish I could get some sleep.

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Dec 27, 2014 7:52 PM

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Granted by Maleficent. You sleep for a hundred years.

I wish chocolate doesn't stick to my teeth.
Dec 29, 2014 2:16 PM

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Granted, it sticks to your tongue instead, it can only be scraped off by a super expensive special tongue scraper.

I wish I had more speed

Lulu ❤ | My MALoween Candy
Jan 4, 2015 8:36 AM

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Granted, but no one is letting you ride their vehicles even though you're extremely, extremely tired.

I wish I can eat coleslaw whenever I want without gaining weight.
Jan 9, 2015 3:10 PM

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Granted but cabbage becomes extinct.

I wish the lag would stop ruining the games.

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Jan 10, 2015 4:43 AM

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I am sorry, Grave. But to every rule there is exception. Some wishes are just impossible to grant.

I wish to read more books this year!!!
Jan 10, 2015 10:18 AM

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Granted but you don't have any more time for your friends.

I wish I could erase my memories of anime and watch them all over again. :D
Jan 10, 2015 6:32 PM

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Granted, but you hate anime instead.

I wish my emoticons can appear on Karrote's screen...
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