| The game is to post a wish... and the next person grants your wish but with an evil end/twist to it. For instance, Say I wished for a car. The next person says something like this "Granted: But it's a toy car." or "Granted: But it's a stolen car." The objective is to make an iron clad wish with a minimum of 1-2 sentences. "I wish for immortality" |
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| Granted, but you will have to live alone in an alternate dimension. I wish for a dragon. |
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| Granted: But it's a Pokemon game I wish to fly |
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| granted, but you have gills I wish for the power to do anything at anytime with complete control over the individual consequences of my actions. |
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| Granted: But this power only exist in your dreams. I wish I didn't have to wait a week to see an airing anime. |
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| Granted, but for each episode you watch you lose a week of your life. I wish I had the power to enter and exit virtual space where I can interact with historical and fictional characters. |
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| Granted: But every time you interact with them something from the present is changed for the worst. I wish for the ability to talk to animals |
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| Granted, but you said something wrong and now the tiger mafia is out to get you. I wish for the ability to have absolute control over this evil genie indefinitely. |
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| Granted: But after he grants your wish he disappears I want to become an anime character that's a male |
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| (That last one violates the terms and conditions, but I'll let it slide) Granted, but you're one of those incredibly pathetic male characters who if he simple disappeared the anime would be drastically better. I wish to become a better wisher. |
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| Granted: But that was your last wish I wish to become an amazing manga artist who gets an anime adaption and goes on to write one of the best mainstream anime of this time (2014) |
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| Granted, but your life is a living hell due to your fans literally wanting to tear you to pieces for a souvenir and your haters wanting to let your fans have their way. I wish to have unlimited wishes and nothing to hinder my ability to make them! |
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| Granted: But for every wish you make you lose a Part of your body that the genie feels is equivalent to your wish. I wish that my arms were both magic and shape into what ever object they wanted to whether it be living or inanimate. |
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| Granted, but your arms no longer feel the need to be attached to you. I wish for a less evil genie. |
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| Granted: But the genie is 1/4 as powerful and can't grant most of your wishes. I wish my vomit can be turned into money (usa currency) |
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| Granted, but you are seen as a heretic and crucified. I wish my head would explode. |
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| Granted: But right before it explodes a rip in the space time continuum occurs and you are forced to relive and experience the pain of your head exploding for the rest of time itself. I wish for a dog |
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| Granted, but the dog only has 10 minutes to live. I wish for the Dragon Shenron (BDZ) to come grant me some wishes instead of this genie... |
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| Granted: But the dragon is twice as evil as The genie. I wish for a new life as a dog |
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| Granted, but you're neutered I wish for the ability to teleport without restrictions. |
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| Granted: But the second time you teleport in front of a bullet that has been shot a foot away from you. I wish for more genies |
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| Granted, but they all supper from PMS I wish I had all the powers of this genie and none of the restrictions. |
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| Granted: But you are locked in a genie lamp and destroyed. I wish for a pet dragon |
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| Granted, but the Dragon puts on weight and is not just a massive poop machine. I wish to be able to smash my face into anything and instantaneously gain the knowledge said object/person holds. |
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| Granted: But the first 5 objects you smash your head into are these five items Dead person, Hammer, Nail, Rock, and the last item you smash your head into before you die (from head trauma) is ... The curve of the side walk. I wish to read minds |
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| Granted, but for every mind you read, you absorb some of the psyche of said person until you can no longer distinguish yourself from the "mob". I wish to not have to make a wish... |
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| Granted: But the genie kills you for wasting his time I wish to become a N.E.E.T with out money issues |
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| Granted, but you'll die a virgin. I wish for a purple unicorn |
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| Granted: But it's a drawing I wish for an iq over 300 |
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| Granted, but you are so confident in your intelligence that you never actually learn anything and are actually quite stupid. I wish for the ability to walk on water |
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| Granted: But the only water you can walk on is 1 cm over ground I wish for Nihilism to become a religion |
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| Granted, but the philosophy is picked up by hipsters and Nihilism itself is lost, replaced by popular atheism. I wish for the ability to kick this genies @$$ |
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| Granted: But as soon as your foot touches the genie's ass it can never disconnect from it, if by an chance it does then a electric charge soars through your body and paralyzes you from the waist down. I wish atheism was a philosophy and not a religion. |
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| Granted, but atheism is just as impossible to prove as theism and is abandoned as a viable option. I wish for the ability to control time. |
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| Granted: But once you travel time you forget big parts of your past. This will make you lose your mind and kill yourself. I wish for the largest pizza in the world |
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| Granted, but you eat it all in 1 go and fall into a permanent food coma. I wish the internet had less useless crap on it... |
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| Granted: But the only thing on the internet is useless crap. So the internet no longer exist and you die by an angry mob comprised of N.E.E.Ts. I wish i didn't have to do homework |
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| Granted, but you never learned how to retain knowledge, land your dream job, but get fired because you were turning in reports behind schedule. I wish to become a chaos initiator! |
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| Granted: But when you do you kill yourself five minutes after because that's what you believe chaos initiators do. I wish to complete a manga with my club |
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| Granted, but a bunch of tolls join and make your read the worst and longest piece of crap ever written. I wish to become the grim reaper after I die |
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| Granted: But you don't actually take the souls of the dead. You're just a paper man, You handle the paper of the actually Grim reapers. I wish to create an anime |
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| Granted, but your producers decide to drop your show after 1 episode leading you to become severely depressed and live out the rest of your life without ever trying to accomplish anything again. I wish to create a club on MAL |
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| Granted: But the only member that will join is your friends mom I wish for an anime that is pure masterpiece will come out soon |
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| (haha my friends mom is pretty hot so I'm game) Granted, but it is so beautifully crafted that Japan only allows the anime to be viewed in special security theaters located in Japan only and aggressively blocks all attempts to leak it. I wish for the ability to befriend and tame wolves. |
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| (I would move to japan for it, I will learn japan for such a anime as well) Granted: but you mistaken a dog for a wolf and try to approach, The dog is threaten by this so he rips your face open. I wish that i could sleep eaily at night like any normal person |
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| granted, but the girl of your dreams walks by your house looking for help late at night, but you're asleep so she goes to your neighbor for help. She moves on, never to be seen again. I wish for the ability to read minds, but to be able to control who I listen to and can turn this power on/off at will. |
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| Granted: But You read someone's mind who is planing to kill his schoolmates and try to stop, You succeed but come out injured and loose control of your power. You will still be able to turn it off and on but when you do it's not one person but every living thing that has a conscious. You will go mentally insane if you turn it on, but if you don't life will never be the same (for the worse). I wish for the power to turn wine to water and water to wine. |
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| Granted, but you are seen as Jesus Christ's reincarnation and upheld as a god, which you deny, but your followers insist on. Soon after you are assassinated by a schizophrenic who believes himself to be the anti-Christ. I wish to have a happy, long, successful, and fulfilled life. |
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| Granted: But it's your unconscious mind creating this life for you, Because you are in a coma. I wish to marry a rich, successful, Loyal, Clean (she takes showers regularly, Doesn't do drugs and doesn't drink to excess) and beautiful women. A big house where we live our happy, long, and fulfilled life where i do not have to work, Our sex life is great and are kids are not drug addicted assholes.( In reality aka conscious ) |
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| Granted, but you used to be a huge Mafia boss, and your family is unaware of your past and you live long lives; However, at the ripe age of 80, your past (your old mafia you left) catches up to you and they slowly murder your wife, children, and your children's children one by one in front of you while oppressing unmentionable horrors upon them and harvesting their organs. You are left to live out your remaining years in a cell off the coast of Cuba, drowning in your pain. (I had to get a bit creative since your wish was almost airtight.). I wish to never suffer from any medically or psychologically diagnosable disease (this includes "natural causes"). |
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