| Imagine this, the aliens arrive, they are kind of normal, not scary murder reptiles and also not particularly hot so you dont really want to go to war with them or fuck them. The thing is they only had technology for a way to earth, landed and now cant get back home. So they sort of stick around and its really awkward. They will want to crash at your house and try to guilt trip you into letting them sleep on your couch because "they went all the way to earth because of us". The government will tell you to let an alien live with you but there is nothing to talk about with them, they are from Pluto and there is literally nothing happening on Pluto. What would you do in this situation? |
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| "What would you do in this situation?" Maybe I could make some new friends? :3 |
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| I would start up an alien sex company. |
No, this isn't my signature~desu. |
| They're not made in God's image so I think enslaving them should be ok. |
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| They could probably find a way using our technology to get back home, maybe even using the help of our scientists, which some claim has already happened. Earth has lots of water, and it's claimed that's one way their ships are powered. I honestly think they'd want to go back home, humans are too dumb and unpredictable, and only good for food and breeding to them. Err...share a bed with my sister I guess, don't know what she'd be doing in my house though (i don't know how you managed to get that sort of a question in lol). |
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| This reminds me "NieA Under 7". What would you do in this situation? I'll try to ask them various questions to learn their various opinions on various subjects. Would you sleep on the couch or would you sleep with your sibling in one bed? I would put mattress and pillow on floor and sleep on it. In which room? I don't care. |
| I apologize for my mistakes, because it's not my native language. |
Reply to Theo1899
They're not made in God's image so I think enslaving them should be ok.
| @Theo1899 valid answer but most governments will be too pussy to do that |
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Reply to Zarutaku
I would start up an alien sex company.
| @Zarutaku my guy, I wrote it right there, they wont be hot, they will be average at best + their jokes will be not funny but you will have to laugh so it isnt that awkward |
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Reply to Commit_Crime
@Zarutaku
my guy, I wrote it right there, they wont be hot, they will be average at best + their jokes will be not funny but you will have to laugh so it isnt that awkward
my guy, I wrote it right there, they wont be hot, they will be average at best + their jokes will be not funny but you will have to laugh so it isnt that awkward
| @Commit_Crime Who said it's for humans? Aliens find their own species hot, so the alien sex industry would flourish and I'd get rich. |
No, this isn't my signature~desu. |
Commit_Crime said: not particularly hot Commit_Crime said: they are from Pluto I'll let them be, even free up some storage space in the garage. Also, use their great freezing technology to cool my beer. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| What would you do in this situation? I got a new friend I will play cop op games with them |
“Everyone has a right to pursue a happy life. The difficult part is to be given that right.” Frederica Bernkastel |
| Basically District 9? I'm not letting them anywhere near me since if they are biological in nature, they would likely harbor diseases that our immune system hasn't adapted to. The problem with Pluto is that likely they didn't have to face the challenges posed by a celestial object with strong gravity, which is why they were so easily able to perform long-distance space travel at a very early stage of development that would not work on planets such as Earth, meaning there isn't much we can learn from them technologically indeed. Biologically, however, species that could survive the deadly environment of Pluto and evolve there might provide a quite interesting insight into the origin and development of life in the universe. Maybe keep them around isolated but taken care of all their needs, and use them (consensually) for scientific purposes. Come to think of it actually, the gravity would likely kill them. |
| Oh, hey look! The heavens are raining new conscripts!!! |
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| If they are not doing anything then there is no reason to worry. |
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| I've slept in the same bed as my sisters before so there's no problem in sharing the bed again. |
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