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Nov 25, 1:26 AM
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https://x.com/KiwiFarmsDotNet/status/1860765810395840564

Chris-Chan claims that his Finnish girlfriend, Flutter, is pregnant and due in Summer.


Seriously, what is your fucking excuse.
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Nov 25, 1:45 AM
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Nah, I'm good fam.
CCP already sweating me enough as it is to pay child support on the J-35.





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Seriously, what is your fucking excuse.

I'm too lazy.
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No opportunities in the past and not trying hard enough/not desperate enough currently, whatever term applies.
Also I'm not sure if I could perhaps be sterile. Haven't had that kind of checks, but I suspect I have problems.

With their kind of history though, wouldn't the kid perhaps be taken into care?
That's also something I worry about myself if I had kids, because of the lies of my mother abusing me, further being built on that we slept together.
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I watched the video and it was a load of bullshit. No guys, he did not claim that his gf was pregnant. He said that hypothetically, if he was expecting a child he would probably tell us or keep us in the dark.

That being said, him finding a girlfriend is enough proof to show that it’s never too late to get into a relationship. I don’t ever want to hear this bullshit that if you’re 30 and beyond, still a virgin and never been in a relationship before, that you’re destined to be alone.

If someone like Chris can find his first ever partner in his 40s despite being the most socially inept person on the planet, then this means that any person can get into a relationship, regardless if you’re too old or too inexperienced. Doesn’t matter if you’re a 40 year old virgin who’s never spoken to a girl, there’s still hope out there for everyone.
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I watched the video and it was a load of bullshit. No guys, he did not claim that his gf was pregnant. He said that hypothetically, if he was expecting a child he would probably tell us or keep us in the dark.

That being said, him finding a girlfriend is enough proof to show that it’s never too late to get into a relationship. I don’t ever want to hear this bullshit that if you’re 30 and beyond, still a virgin and never been in a relationship before, that you’re destined to be alone.

If someone like Chris can find his first ever partner in his 40s despite being the most socially inept person on the planet, then this means that any person can get into a relationship, regardless if you’re too old or too inexperienced. Doesn’t matter if you’re a 40 year old virgin who’s never spoken to a girl, there’s still hope out there for everyone.
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Getting into a relationship is easy. Having it actually last is the hard part for most people.
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Getting into a relationship is easy. Having it actually last is the hard part for most people.
@traed True actually...😅 even when my sister was still quite mentally unwell having been discharged from hospital, she still managed to secretly have a relationship with 2 guys (not at the same time though I don't think?). Don't think either lasted very long, the guys must have come to their senses, and I know that sounds terrible...but my sister weren't right at all. :(
Nov 25, 5:54 AM
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Poor kid, imagine having Chris chan as your dad.
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Kids suck and I like money and travel.
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Comparing yourself with other people, no matter who that is, seems pretty lame to me tbh.
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Poor kid, imagine having Chris chan as your dad.
@Theo1899 he’s not having a kid. Bunch of christorians misinterpreted what Chris was talking about on stream.
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Kids are expensive af :^)
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My excuse is I'm not a 5 ft 11 Internet infamous celebrity with thousands of fans who religiously follow what I do and millions know my existence, and from that group there's bound to be one that likes me which is what he found he nichemaxxed and it worked.
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You cannot compare someone with fame to the average person.
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@Theo1899 he’s not having a kid. Bunch of christorians misinterpreted what Chris was talking about on stream.
@Runasius Thank God. If he had kid someone call CPS

He raped his own mother.
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Chris-Chan claims that his Finnish girlfriend, Flutter, is pregnant and due in Summer.

Is abortion permitted for women in Charlottesville?
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@Runasius Thank God. If he had kid someone call CPS

He raped his own mother.
@Amityblight Honestly the best thing that happened to him.

>be chris chan
>autistic manchild
>rape your mom
>avoid going to prison
>forced to move out
>get short finnish GF
>your rich gf flies you to finland
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been a long time since ive seen someone greentext

pretty sure half of kiwifarms would bend over for chrischan. dude's a looker.

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Surprising. Didn't know Chris still had that function after the unholy things he was allegedly doing to his taint when he went full transformer.


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Chris chan is 5"11. I am 5"9. Mogged
Besides that chris has a good face. His only feature holding him back much is his obesity.
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(Him if he lost weight and got a beard)
Also, he has blue eyes
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@Runasius Thank God. If he had kid someone call CPS

He raped his own mother.
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Chris chan expected in the summer. Virgin christorians are just coping here. Pregnancy estimates a little over 40 weeks. It is likely he impregnated her 2 months ago then. He has been seen in a foreign country so it stacks up to be true.
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I was going to revel in this as an agent of chaos, but this would just be sad. Poor kid. In any case...

@Rohan121 Wow, you are one delusional ass motherfucker Rohan121. How the fuck are you still making this about fucking height? Good face? GOOD FACE?! What the fuckity fuck are you talking about?




This face?!
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I was going to revel in this as an agent of chaos, but this would just be sad. Poor kid. In any case...

@Rohan121 Wow, you are one delusional ass motherfucker Rohan121. How the fuck are you still making this about fucking height? Good face? GOOD FACE?! What the fuckity fuck are you talking about?




This face?!
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His obesity makes his face bones harder to notice, but he got good facial bones.
Here is his face when he was a bit less fat
Height is always a factor in smv. Why deny it?
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@rohan121 he's also compulsive liar what's your problem. I wanna know something why sex you put such a high regard? Curious.

Him having kid is horrifying thought especially if it's a girl. That kid getting raped. None of you see that.
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His obesity makes his face bones harder to notice, but he got good facial bones.
Here is his face when he was a bit less fat
Height is always a factor in smv. Why deny it?
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Height is always a factor in smv. Why deny it?


Because it is kind of fan fucking irrelevant for Chris, maybe? I do agree Chris is not "inherently" ugly, but looking at his most recent photos...



He is not conventionally attractive. Your obsession over height in this context overlooks other thing relevant to physically attractiveness, such as physical fitness/obesity, facial features such as skin, hygiene, things that require effort that Chris is allergic to. At this point you are saying height is the only thing that matters, when Chris has a long history of being rejected for being Chris, outside and inside. He has no job, ton of debt, he has infamy for the crime of raping his geriatric mother, he is an asshole, he thinks or at least says he is Jesus, constantly being harassed, etc.

You are arguing for a hypothetical version of Chris that is attractive, one that will likely never materialize because Chris is so incredible stubborn and delusional. I am not surprised people like Flutter exist out of the billions of women and men on the world. You got people who chase weirdos because they are famous.

At this point Rohan121, you are either trolling or delusional. Have you ever talked to women? There is no fucking way you can seriously think most women would not take a 5'9 Adonis over fucking Chris. Patrick Dempsey was a heartthrob back in the day and he was 5'9.



Oh yes, this 5'9 manlet is totally getting less tail then fucking Chris-chan. What is this fucking cope you have?
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@PeripheralVision Women do prefer taller men it has been proven. You can't use celebrities for this rich and popular don't need looks. They got money and clout.
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Height is always a factor in smv. Why deny it?


Because it is kind of fan fucking irrelevant for Chris, maybe? I do agree Chris is not "inherently" ugly, but looking at his most recent photos...



He is not conventionally attractive. Your obsession over height in this context overlooks other thing relevant to physically attractiveness, such as physical fitness/obesity, facial features such as skin, hygiene, things that require effort that Chris is allergic to. At this point you are saying height is the only thing that matters, when Chris has a long history of being rejected for being Chris, outside and inside. He has no job, ton of debt, he has infamy for the crime of raping his geriatric mother, he is an asshole, he thinks or at least says he is Jesus, constantly being harassed, etc.

You are arguing for a hypothetical version of Chris that is attractive, one that will likely never materialize because Chris is so incredible stubborn and delusional. I am not surprised people like Flutter exist out of the billions of women and men on the world. You got people who chase weirdos because they are famous.

At this point Rohan121, you are either trolling or delusional. Have you ever talked to women? There is no fucking way you can seriously think most women would not take a 5'9 Adonis over fucking Chris. Patrick Dempsey was a heartthrob back in the day and he was 5'9.



Oh yes, this 5'9 manlet is totally getting less tail then fucking Chris-chan. What is this fucking cope you have?
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He has some pretty nice facial bones. He still has a lot of competition from other men though. At 5"9 aging will be pretty tough for him as face declines with age. He should have kids while his smv still exists. The real question is how much women would pick him over some 6"3 bad boy. Still needs to DNA test his kids for safety in my book. Dating websites are necessary to show true smv. 5"9 is still a deal breaker for most women.
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@Amityblight I am not saying it is irrelevant, but I think most women would still rate him (Dempsey) attractive even if he was just a normal person. We are not talking Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg, who we seem to both acknowledge are men carried by their wealth and power rather than their looks.

I do not see any argument for the idea that Patrick Dempsey is not conventionally attractive when compared to, you know...Chris, who by the way is broke and in-debt and is alleged of raping her mother. Putting that aside, you cannot ignore hygiene, you cannot ignore figure, you cannot ignore clean skin and whitened teeth, you cannot ignore so many things that are besides height. My main point is that height is not the end of anything.

Especially at these heights; Dempsey is still significantly taller than most women (Average height is still 5'4), and men who are 6 feet at roughly 15% of the population anyway. I have certainly seen men not as tall as me (5'10) be more popular with the ladies. If I was going to accept some of your guys argument at face value, I would argue that people are willing to make concessions regarding minor "flaws" in appearances. Maybe teeth not perfectly aligned or not 6 or have facial scars' or some other aspect.

I certainly don't think my dates ever saw me as the most attractive man in the world. I am not 10/10 Chad Thundercock, I am merely attractive enough, let's be honest.

@rohan121 I don't disagree that height is an important aspect of attractiveness, but I argue Chris is so fundamentally weighed down in so many ways that it does not matter to most women that he is 5'11. I mean, it should be obvious, but I think a -2 inch height difference is more than made up by being conventionally attractive in many other ways. We are not even privy to the nature of their relationship (Flutter and Chris'), and Chris is a vulnerable individual with delusions.

So many things are ambiguous, especially when dealing with people who are not representative of the overall population. You know, weirdos like Flutter and Chris. Which by the way, Chris has been rejected by numerous women in his love quest, so I rest my case.
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@PeripheralVision I'm not saying 5'9 is short I am saying men and women think it's short nowadays. That Patrick wasn't ugly but even if he was once again Money and clout defeats everything lol.

I'm 6'3 btw
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@PeripheralVision I'm not saying 5'9 is short I am saying men and women think it's short nowadays. That Patrick wasn't ugly but even if he was once again Money and clout defeats everything lol.

I'm 6'3 btw
@Amityblight I mean, I could not pick up a random person's photos off the internet without some ethical violation, but I just do not get what point you are trying to make. Like...Patrick Dempsey does fit into the conventional notion of attractiveness in virtually every other way. I think you can in fact separate money and clout here, because...look at him.

White guy with well-done hair, great fair with white teeth and great skin and probably pretty jacked. I would agree if he was Peter Dinklage sized, but he is not. 5'9 is clearly pretty normal (Seriously, it is just one inch shorter than my height), all things considered, and while I suppose society would characterize him as short, I do not see this as a Elon Musk idea where wealth and power carry him.

To clarify, you do not have to find a celebrity attractive to acknowledge that they are considered conventionally attractive. I understand men as conventionally attractive that I am personally not attracted to. I don't think Channing Tatum is attractive, but I do acknowledge he fits so much of the criteria, including his height.

Like with everything, there's limits to how far individual features can carry you, and people definitely do make concessions because Mr. and Mrs. Perfect just do not exist.
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@PeripheralVision I agree with but his look don't matter because he has those things lol. He still get women if wasn't because he's attractive.

I already said relationship have social 60% compactor
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@PeripheralVision I agree with but his look don't matter because he has those things lol. He still get women if wasn't because he's attractive.

I already said relationship have social 60% compactor
@Amityblight That was not really my point. My point was that he'd still be attractive to women on the basis of his looks alone, and height (Or rather not being 5'11 or 6') is not the sole trait in attractiveness or lack thereof, even on a purely physical level.

Like, even if he was poor, he is still physically attractive in the conventional sense.
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@Amityblight That was not really my point. My point was that he'd still be attractive to women on the basis of his looks alone, and height (Or rather not being 5'11 or 6') is not the sole trait in attractiveness or lack thereof, even on a purely physical level.

Like, even if he was poor, he is still physically attractive in the conventional sense.
@PeripheralVision I know what point. I don't find 5'9 short ( well I kinda do) its good enough average woman. I didn't say he wasn't attractive lol
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@Amityblight Honestly the best thing that happened to him.

>be chris chan
>autistic manchild
>rape your mom
>avoid going to prison
>forced to move out
>get short finnish GF
>your rich gf flies you to finland
@vasipi4946 tbh we don’t know for certain if he really does have a gf. According to Chris, Flutter is just a friend.

People have only claimed that she is his girlfriend because they’ve been out a lot and she’s allegedly even gone with him to Finland. But they’ve never been seen being intimate in public and there have been moments where she feels uncomfortable, so we don’t know for sure what their relationship is like. Chris has also been super secretive of everything.

She could be his girlfriend, his fiancé, his friend, a praetor member, nobody knows for sure.
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@PeripheralVision I know what point. I don't find 5'9 short ( well I kinda do) its good enough average woman. I didn't say he wasn't attractive lol
@Amityblight I guess I understand where you are coming from, but I think it is better to understand attraction in terms of concessions and bonuses rather than straight cutoffs that mainly apply to people with dwarfism or other very serious issues with appearances, at least here. A sum of all these things, so to speak.

Like, I am not 6' tall, but I am also not 5'3. I think as long as you are within a pretty decent range in some respects people will holistically assess your entire appearance, and this is before attraction on a personal level. Falling within average is not really a condemnation unless you are perfectly average in all other respects or below other aspects. 6'3 might not do anything if you look like a cancer patient. 5'11 won't do anything if you are barely potty trained, which Chris-chan does appear to be incontinent.

I am not a super model nor the best looking man in a room (Okay, oftentimes I am), but I am also just attractive enough for many women. Keyword being enough. I am not written off for being less than ideal in one aspect. (Really, 5'9 is only short if you say it out loud, because we have weird psychological issues with numbers. It is really not noticeable in a bar or classroom.)

Chris-Chan, whom our discussion was initially about, is not skating by on 5'11, and I think that there are other things to consider about why Flutter is here. Rohan's statement is lowkey bullshit in this case because Chris-chan also technically has some level of power and influence. It certainly ain't his appearance or his lack of odour, it's the clout lol.
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PeripheralVision said:
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Height is always a factor in smv. Why deny it?


Because it is kind of fan fucking irrelevant for Chris, maybe? I do agree Chris is not "inherently" ugly, but looking at his most recent photos...



He is not conventionally attractive. Your obsession over height in this context overlooks other thing relevant to physically attractiveness, such as physical fitness/obesity, facial features such as skin, hygiene, things that require effort that Chris is allergic to. At this point you are saying height is the only thing that matters, when Chris has a long history of being rejected for being Chris, outside and inside. He has no job, ton of debt, he has infamy for the crime of raping his geriatric mother, he is an asshole, he thinks or at least says he is Jesus, constantly being harassed, etc.

You are arguing for a hypothetical version of Chris that is attractive, one that will likely never materialize because Chris is so incredible stubborn and delusional. I am not surprised people like Flutter exist out of the billions of women and men on the world. You got people who chase weirdos because they are famous.

At this point Rohan121, you are either trolling or delusional. Have you ever talked to women? There is no fucking way you can seriously think most women would not take a 5'9 Adonis over fucking Chris. Patrick Dempsey was a heartthrob back in the day and he was 5'9.



Oh yes, this 5'9 manlet is totally getting less tail then fucking Chris-chan. What is this fucking cope you have?

oh hey that celeb kinda looks like me. It's pretty close. I have a bit bigger eyes and my nose is a bit smaller and a bit more round :^)
hmm but i also have dark circles i am trying really hard to get rid of

If you are hosting any event on MAL let me know, I'll advertise it here for free :^)

Nov 26, 1:12 AM
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Am I supposed to know who that person is?
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Am I supposed to know who that person is?

An autistic trans woman who did it with her demented mother.
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Hentai is becoming real guys. Seeing how RL ugly bastards are now getting the chance to reproduce.
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Am I supposed to know who that person is?

An autistic trans woman who did it with her demented mother.
@Zarutaku My brain would be in more peace without a knowledge of someone considering this person a woman.
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@Zarutaku My brain would be in more peace without a knowledge of someone considering this person a woman.
@LoveYourSmile *An autistic trans person who did it with their demented mother.
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If Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain's grandson is the reincarnation of Jesus then this kid, if they exist, will 100% be the Anti-Christ
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Maybe she has hybristophilia or scelerophilia or maybe she is just the same as him. The key ingredient is becoming famous, even if you're a psychopath and killed dozens of girls if you end up on world news there is a high chance that you attract the attention of girls even crazier than you. You can try cagedladies, or meet-an-inmate.
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fuck around is easy but you will find out that its hard later on like creating a good life for the baby
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Pift why would i bring a child into 2025 economy?
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What's prego? That sounds like LEGO. Can you play with it?
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To be honest I do not see it as being totally unbelievable for this to happen.

It does not seem at all infeasible for some to would want to get impregnated by Chris for the attention. There are people out there who would take advantage of Chris-Chan and do this for some horribly insane and degenerate reason. More than anything, the child is legitimately in danger. Chris is popularly believed to belong in a home, and for good reason. He cannot live independently and there are way too many people out there trying to exploit him. Chris cannot take care of dogs, much less a human child.
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Now the Antichrist will be a man, and yet more than man, just as Christ was Man and yet more than man. The Antichrist will be the Superman' of whom the world, even now, is talking, and for whom it is looking. The Wicked One who is to be revealed shortly, will be a supernatural character, he will be the Son of Satan. His twofold nature is plainly declared in 2 Thess.2:3 -- "That man of Sin, the Son of Perdition." In proof of these assertions we ask for a careful attention to what follows.

1. "And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy Seed and her Seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel" (Gen.3:15). It is to be noted that there is here a double "enmity" spoken of: God says, "I will put enmity between thee and the woman," that is, between Satan and Israel, for Israel was the woman that bore Christ (Rev.12); "And between thy seed and her seed." Observe particularly that two "seeds" are here spoken of; "Thy seed" (the antecedent is plainly the Serpent) and "her seed," the woman's Seed. The woman's Seed was Christ, the Serpent's seed will be the Antichrist. The Antichrist then, will be more than a man, he will be the actual and literal Seed of that old Serpent, the Devil; as Christ was, according to the flesh, the actual and literal Seed of the woman. "Thy seed," Satan's seed, refers to a specific individual, just as "her seed" refers to a specific Individual.
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Well Chris himself can just came out and announced that there is no pregnancy after all. And I was right, he was only talking about it, hypothetically.

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1861773911693652010

So this entire freak out was all over a misinterpretation
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