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May 6, 10:00 AM

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It's nice to see that you have a boner for me

Sleep?
May 6, 10:01 AM

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Yeah! I should get my slip from the bank tomorrow geez

What makes u come out of your bedroom?

I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often...
How greedy of me
May 7, 2:23 AM

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The police.



Why is food important?



It's okay if you forget me.

May 7, 2:37 AM

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As my mom says if I don´t eat the food, it would be taken out in the garbage and then opened by the people on the streets who will end up eating my food, and that´s not good

Why are you here?
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-My english is bad
-I`m very curious
-Peruvians must die
May 7, 2:38 AM

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⬆️⬆️ Because every single living thing can be eaten
⬆️ To play this forum game duh

Are you a gamer?
May 7, 2:38 AM

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No, who's you? I'm a gamer not you.


Who's under your bed?



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May 7, 2:40 AM

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A dead body

You are an?
May 7, 2:42 AM

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Intelligent organism that has reverted to its origins



So, is the Queen Of England alive?



It's okay if you forget me.

May 7, 2:44 AM
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she's in my bed


what are farts?
May 7, 2:45 AM

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Sound produced by the anus of the body when digestion takes place



Who said what?



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May 7, 2:46 AM

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^^Undeappreciated medium of attraction between to species for reproduction

^You sai what, you gey

Do you see me behind you?
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-My english is bad
-I`m very curious
-Peruvians must die
May 7, 2:51 AM

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Definitely, if you're my bag




Do we exist?



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May 7, 3:00 AM

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No, our lives are just dreams of gigantic monkees

Is smoking bad?
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May 7, 4:37 AM

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As bad as eating sugar, so no




Why is the screen black?



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May 7, 9:57 PM

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Because I hit my head way to hard to the TV, now it doesn´t work

How is the ass neccesary for our lifetime?
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-My english is bad
-I`m very curious
-Peruvians must die
May 8, 12:04 AM

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We need anal porn

How do you kill that which has no life?
May 8, 12:33 AM
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Anal beads can do anything


Why should you not burn your neighbor's house?
May 8, 3:41 AM

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Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what no matter where, or who your with, or where your going or where you've been, for any reason ever

Why is the sky blue?
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind.
So "Bartender" means a gentle perch
"I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry"
"It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me
as your bartender at a very difficult moment."
May 8, 4:25 AM

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Blue is a colour intermediate between green and violet, as of the sky or sea on a sunny day.

Can you read?
May 8, 4:26 AM

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As well as a blind man can.




Can you do tricks?



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May 8, 4:27 AM

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yes i can eat fast with chopsticks!

Are you scared?

I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often...
How greedy of me
May 8, 4:28 AM
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SQ
May 8, 4:32 AM

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Hmm...




Do you think these answers are ridiculously wrong?



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May 8, 4:38 AM

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They are just telling the truth

What do sq means?
May 8, 4:41 AM

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I went to google for it and it means Slay Queeen

Which one is funnier, Gen Z or boomer?

I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often...
How greedy of me
May 8, 5:03 AM

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A long as they are not as cringe as Gen X

Do you know what i know?
May 8, 5:05 AM

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"The only thing I know for sure is that I know nothing at all, for sure"

What did you have a breakfast?
A "Bar" is a perch to rest on, "Tender" means gentle or kind.
So "Bartender" means a gentle perch
"I gave you a hard time. I'm sorry"
"It's fine. You were kind enough to rely on me
as your bartender at a very difficult moment."
May 8, 5:11 AM

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Your last meal on death row

Mario or Sonic?
May 8, 5:23 AM

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The one who dies first





Is Family important?



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May 8, 5:27 PM
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I really am not a girls’ girl when it comes to food. I don’t gaze in wonder at stunningly decorated multi-tier cakes. I don’t ooh and aah over pretty little chocolates. I have no interest in learning how to make candy. But I do go gah-gah over sights like this – a giant hunk of flavour loaded brisket. I’m all class. All class. 😂

Why did you slap that old man?
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
May 8, 6:00 PM

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He told me that I was free to do anything





Who's that behind you?



It's okay if you forget me.

May 9, 4:41 PM

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Your girlfriend in my bed

Why we need mouths in our lifetime?
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-My english is bad
-I`m very curious
-Peruvians must die
May 10, 9:04 PM

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To stuff whatever you want.




Why do towels get dirty when we wipe ourselves if we are clean after a bath?




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May 10, 10:19 PM

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It does make one wonder how a person should become dirty when they themselves never set foot outside.

How does one achieve buoyancy and avoid breaking the surface tension of water?
May 11, 3:46 AM

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three shortcakes before lunch, three after lunch and five in the evening - you will become light and ethereal like a whipped cream yourself and will glide on the water surface

how to tell reality and illusion apart?
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May 11, 5:36 AM

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reality will always have a "property of god" watermark on it

why can't i go on the bouncy house
May 11, 7:43 AM

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The law of society states that anyone who doesn't qualify as a child is "too old for it"






What are watermarks again?



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May 11, 7:55 AM

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666 the mark of the beast

What degree do you have?
May 11, 8:21 AM

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As high as a person on drugs





Why do you think zoos exist?



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May 11, 8:35 AM

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Because animals are cute, some people find it difficult to relate to beings they have no connection to so in that way they might be necessary... But also... Money ig

Sq
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

- HP1 forever fave quote

//This was quoted in the year of 2009
May 11, 8:55 AM
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So the animals can observe the humans in their natural environment safely

What does MAL smell like?
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
May 12, 7:33 PM

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Smells smelly





Is racism valid?



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May 13, 12:05 AM

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Only against Peruvians

Why Shrek is not available in MAL?
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-Peruvians must die
May 13, 12:46 AM

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Because it's better that Frieren

Your all time favorite anime?
May 13, 12:47 AM

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Hard choice but Shrek II




Why are there so many people in the world?



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May 13, 12:50 AM

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We just like to fuck

Which day will the Sun grow as big to consume us all?
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-My english is bad
-I`m very curious
-Peruvians must die
May 13, 12:51 AM

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When it gets too hot to handle.







Why do we cry?



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May 13, 4:15 AM

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Because we are made of water

What happens if you drink bleach and eat tide pods?
May 13, 4:16 AM

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Just a makeover




Is water wet?



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May 13, 9:00 PM
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Didn't Mommie and Daddie give you enough attention as a child?
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
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