| And what would the prize be? Maybe the complete set of a manga of your choice? |
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| i can honestly imagine most MAL users would start doing hand signs or thinking they can do anime moves in real life and before they know it they've had their chin uppercutted to the moon |
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| Mens division I am betting on folks with hokuto no ken in the favorites. Womens division I am betting on folks with mirai nikki in the favorites. |
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
| Could we do co-ed wrestling instead, like an Evolved Fights kind of thing? Consenting adults only, of course. |
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| As much as it would be categorise with weigth and all respected rules than sure would try [would rather have a stronger teeth protection due to my health with them to not lose them] Don't care if I would win or lose I'd try it just for fun in sports. I did it in Aikido but there was no classes so I always lost to people who were literally 150kg fat dudes who could win just because of their weight... If there would be an Pro Fight/ Standard Duel for Buhurt Fight sign me in [I don't have yet my own armour but if the sponsors of such event would have I'd like to have such fight no matter what I'd take a part as long as it is in Buhurt rules, I can have a broken arm/leg before, sing me in I'll take part of it, that's how much spirit I have for this sport] |
| Hell, Yeah!! Let's GOOOO!!!. I can fight tomorrow. I can fight today. I can fight all day! |
FacelessVixen said: Could we do co-ed wrestling instead, like an Evolved Fights kind of thing? Consenting adults only, of course. Girls who can stretch their legs high will gain extra 200 points for whatever...  |
| I boxed for a few years and have sparred. I like my chances. Stereo typically, anime forum users are neckbeardish. I don't know if it applies to MAL users though. Some of you all out there look like you're in shape and can fuck shit up. |
| I did kickboxing for a few year but I'm hella out of shape with my heart condition. I get winded walking up my stairs now. If it was in my prime I could've lasted a few rounds. I've been in my share of fights. |
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| If it were today I'd end up lying on back in the ring, K.O'd. But with the workout routine I've been starting I could be drop kicking weenies left and right within a few months 💪 |
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BJuice said: FacelessVixen said: Could we do co-ed wrestling instead, like an Evolved Fights kind of thing? Consenting adults only, of course. Girls who can stretch their legs high will gain extra 200 points for whatever... As far as what I can edit together: |
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foxecairn said: People in this thread are down bad as shit. You are in this thread, therefore you are down bad. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
| Don't know. Never wanted to nor had to fight anyone. I don't have the energy to put up with this shit and will just punch you in the solar plexus and then the liver if you arent already keeled over. |
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| I mean, if everyone is in equally bad shape it would be a tournament on even grounds XD |
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| Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. |
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then its not a waste of time.  |
I WILL KILL YOU in the ring and only if you are a transman |
| There better be weight divisions. Since I know that most of you are either fat as fuck or skeletons, I'll just win everything in the welter/middle weight competitions without having much opposition. |
FZREMAKE said: Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. A Keijo tournament for the girls and Turkish oil wrestling for the guys! As an organizer of this glorious event, I exclude myself from participation. |
149597871 said: FZREMAKE said: Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. A Keijo tournament for the girls and Turkish oil wrestling for the guys! As an organizer of this glorious event, I exclude myself from participation. I am a guy but I would love to participate in the keijo tournament for girls. Anyways I am fine being a mere spectator as well. |
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then its not a waste of time. |
| i'd definitely be a spectator and bet all my money on the user with the most shounen favorites never underestimate the power of friendship |
| I'm a regular practitioner as you know...but I don't like beating up on others for no reason.. The manga of my choice is only available in Japan.. |
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That's a great one! At least someone else in this thread who gets the real core and the beauty of fighting. *All others in this thread, failed miserably. |
| MMA is cringe for townfolks who lift and eat proteins, but I'd gladly take my chances in a street fight. Been doing nothing but farm work for a while, I've never felt that good in my body since a solid decade. I never really fought with rules tbh, and I've never fought without the firm intention to smack the shit out of whoever is against me. I don't really want to try, I doubt I'd abide by the rules, with the excitation of the moment. |
DeathkoSep 9, 2022 5:25 AM
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| to keep it fair, let me wrestle with girls |
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FZREMAKE said: Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. I would butt sumo other men, too. (I'm bi) |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
| Not sure. I'm thinking most users (at least the active ones) are in average shape. In my current shape, hell no!!! I gained like 5kg over a span of 3 months XD and I feel sluggish as hell. I can still land front flips which are nice but my stamina, speed, strength and everything else are probably down the drain right now. God I need to start exercising again X_X (went from 48kg to 53kg). |
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IpreferEcchi said: FZREMAKE said: Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. I would butt sumo other men, too. (I'm bi) IpreferEcchi said: FZREMAKE said: Can we have a tournament like the one in keijo. I would butt sumo other men, too. (I'm bi) Ah then F*ck this shit I am out. I only care if there are girls. |
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then its not a waste of time. |
| im so thin i will instantly fly out of the boxing area |
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_meimei said: lmao and what the hell is butt sumo anyway?! Actually…. I don’t want to know >_< You face away from each other and bump into each other with your butts. Whoever falls over loses. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
IpreferEcchi said: _meimei said: lmao and what the hell is butt sumo anyway?! Actually…. I don’t want to know >_< You face away from each other and bump into each other with your butts. Whoever falls over loses. At least until you'd turn around and drop trou. |
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| I'd say the prize should be an autograph of your favorite VA and a realdoll that looks just like the waifu of your choice. I can't fight but i watch a lot of pro wrestling so i can with with some backhanded tricks like concealed brass knuckles or bribing the referee. Every match, i'm gonna pull a Rock and hit you with a concealed weapon while the referee's distracted, then hide that weapon on you and blame you so the ref catches you with it and i win. |
| My waifu is the most wonderful waifu. Mai Valentine. We're freaking out that we're running out of time, but to do what? Should i stop and think of that? Is there something i could do to slow it down? Live in a day for once, instead of watch it sprinting by |
| If there are weight divisions, then maybe? If I am lucky? If there are no weight divisions, anyone could beat me. Even a 13 yo. |
And if you look at your reflection Is it all you want it to be? |
FacelessVixen said: IpreferEcchi said: You face away from each other and bump into each other with your butts. Whoever falls over loses. At least until you'd turn around and drop trou. That's why I relate more to Hakufu than Ryofu. Ryofu doesn't flash her ass. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
IceySongstress said: DontGoToEiriel said: im so thin i will instantly fly out of the boxing area I think this needs research big time. You can't just have a normal platform! Boxing ring without ropes. I want to see who gets punched / kicked out of it. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
| It depends. Will there be a weight division for each fighter? Lightweight? Flyweight? Heavy weight? etc. If so, then I think it's a definite yes. Fighting for your own weight group gives everyone a chance to fight on an even playing field. So let's go. |
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| I will be in trap costume, ready to be raped |
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Werpler said: I doubt many people in general are in good enough shape to do it. Combat sports take a lot of energy and if you can't run a couple miles without much trouble, you'd probably be gassed in under a minute. I was consistently the fastest when we ran around the track in high school. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
| I only exercise for the sake of fitness which is seen as taboo by libtards. Haters gonna hate and losers gonna lose. If I were living in an exoplanet within the habitatable zone of a whole other star system, then I will most certainly kick gravity's butt. If Earth were as big as the most massive exoplanet in the universe, then gravity will be much stronger and you would have to work out rigorously. In an exoplanet six or so times bigger than the Jupiter, fatties won't stand a chance against its powerful gravitational pull. They would be all worthless and weak in a colossal alien world where avalanches travel real fast. In general, you gotta have muscles and balls. You gotta be strong enough to survive. I'm down with living in Earth's gigantic distant cousin somewhere in the universe so that I'll gradually become superhuman. Plain old me is still tough enough to train in martial arts or boxing though. By the way, I want to learn judo some time. |
Kurt_Irving said: I only exercise for the sake of fitness which is seen as taboo by libtards. Haters gonna hate and losers gonna lose. Fitness people are too skinny. They have no meat on their bones. |
| Take Ellen's hand. |
| Either a first round loss or I get to be a judge 8) |
 "Only one with the courage to shoulder the burden of their own fate can be called a hero.." |
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