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Dec 3, 2021 8:42 AM
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What’s your opinion on mayonnaise?

Remember that this is a safe space where you can freely express your opinion without risk of harm. Although, if you dislike mayonnaise it does mean you’re scientifically and objectively an awful person.
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Dec 3, 2021 8:44 AM
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Apparently Vincent was right when people actually put mayo on fries cause i someone at mcdonalds eating fries with mayo.


Dec 3, 2021 8:46 AM
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Crow_Black said:
Apparently Vincent was right when people actually put mayo on fries cause i someone at mcdonalds eating fries with mayo.

I haven’t tried this yet but now that you’ve mentioned it I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
Dec 3, 2021 8:48 AM
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Most disgusting abomination I've ever encountered. It makes me gag. The smell, the taste, the texture, knowing I literally eat egg and oil. It doesn't even look tasty. I would rather starve to death than eat a spoon full of mayo. *rages*
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Dec 3, 2021 8:49 AM
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It’s mild, bland and boring. It’ll do when there isn’t anything else. It’s better than nothing at all. For some reason my fiancée loves it on everything. It’s baffling because she cooks food with seasoning and also makes Jamaican cuisine very well. But the Mayo thing is like she’s from a different culture. 🀷
Dec 3, 2021 8:50 AM
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SemillaMinoria said:
It’s mild, bland and boring. It’ll do when there isn’t anything else. It’s better than nothing at all. For some reason my fiancée loves it on everything. It’s baffling because she cooks food with seasoning and also makes Jamaican cuisine very well. But the Mayo thing is like she’s from a different culture. 🀷
People put mayonnaise on things other than burgers?
Dec 3, 2021 8:53 AM
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Monochrosanity said:
SemillaMinoria said:
It’s mild, bland and boring. It’ll do when there isn’t anything else. It’s better than nothing at all. For some reason my fiancée loves it on everything. It’s baffling because she cooks food with seasoning and also makes Jamaican cuisine very well. But the Mayo thing is like she’s from a different culture. 🀷
People put mayonnaise on things other than burgers?

Yep. Chips (or fries) 🍟 and other cooked meats other than burgers. πŸ”
Dec 3, 2021 8:58 AM
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SemillaMinoria said:
Monochrosanity said:
People put mayonnaise on things other than burgers?

Yep. Chips (or fries) 🍟 and other cooked meats other than burgers. πŸ”
Damn. Here I thought mayo was a burger exclusive condiment.
Dec 3, 2021 9:33 AM
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It's too greasy and one of the few things I won't eat, if I don't have to.
Dec 3, 2021 9:54 AM
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I put mayo on basically everything. Pasta, meats, eggs, sometimes even on top of a toast, yeah, I like it.
Dec 3, 2021 9:57 AM

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Mayo is great, it goes well with fries or hotdogs, i put it in almost everything

Dec 3, 2021 10:15 AM

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My pure hatred for mayonnaise fuels me in my everday struggles.

The smell, the taste, the consistency. There is nothing you could offer me that would make me taste it again.
Dec 3, 2021 10:29 AM

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It's actually my favorite instrument, but I've also seen some people mistaking it for food and eating it. I guess the world really is weird.
Dec 3, 2021 1:20 PM

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Half mayonnaise and half Sriracha make a good sauce. You can just about pair it with anything.
Dec 3, 2021 1:22 PM

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Lol I think I made a thread like this before. Solely to Express my absolute hatred of mayonnaise. Cant stand how it is on all fast food and the like. Hate it and its cousin ranch dressing as well.



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Dec 3, 2021 1:24 PM

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Monochrosanity said:
SemillaMinoria said:

Yep. Chips (or fries) 🍟 and other cooked meats other than burgers. πŸ”
Damn. Here I thought mayo was a burger exclusive condiment.

Nope red meat and white meat too. 🐟 πŸ“ πŸ„ πŸ–
Dec 3, 2021 1:26 PM

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I hate mayonnaise, but I like blue cheese, so I have a reluctant appreciation for mayonnaise.

Still, if someone puts mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of blue cheese, I'd have to backhand slap that person.

Dec 3, 2021 1:27 PM
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The spunk of the devil *hwaakpuhth*. If you pitched the idea of a sauce made from pulverized eggs to anyone normal they'd hate it. I cannot eat it - it makes me feel ill.
Dec 3, 2021 2:18 PM

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I think it serves its purpose well. By itself I definitely wouldn't eat it but it works so well with burgers and hotdogs that I can't eat them without it. My younger brother absolutely despises mayo, and it's not just simply finding it unappealing, he'd rather chug donkey shit or starve to death than eat it. He's not joking either. He legit has an irrational hatred towards it. Even if you do so much as merely MENTION it, he'll gag and make puking noises and he'll yell at you. He won't even go near it. He's the same way towards ranch dressing as well! One time we were all just eating dinner, and no one put the mayo away and he just started crying. My brother is fucking insane.
Dec 3, 2021 2:50 PM

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I understand why people like mayo, but it just doesn't do it for me. I vastly prefer mustard.
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spicy mayo is great

regular mayo is kind of like whatever, im kind of forced to use it atm since girlfriend bought it and shes no longer using it. i aint letting food go to waste
Dec 3, 2021 2:56 PM

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One of the most disgusting gastronomic inventions of humankind.
Dec 3, 2021 2:58 PM
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Because of Undercover Brother, I didn't have mayo for the longest time, lmao. These days, I love it~
Dec 3, 2021 3:45 PM

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It's my favorite condiment. I don't put it on everything, but i use it way more then mustard or ketchup.
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Dec 3, 2021 3:48 PM

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I'm one of those people who puts it on fries, I also usually put a lot on sandwiches.
Dec 3, 2021 4:09 PM

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whenever I eat mayonaise I feel like breathing culture
Dec 3, 2021 7:42 PM

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TheBlockernator said:
It's my favorite condiment. I don't put it on everything, but i use it way more then mustard or ketchup.
I’ve only ever put mayo on burgers but that’s fair. Mustard and ketchup both suck ass and ruin the taste of whatever they’re put on.
Dec 3, 2021 7:44 PM
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It's fine, i can even eat mayo with rice without even making a face.
Dec 3, 2021 7:46 PM

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I don't know why but I feel disgusted when someone puts mayonnaise as an ingredient for a chocolate cake mixture lol?
Dec 3, 2021 7:52 PM

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Monochrosanity said:
TheBlockernator said:
It's my favorite condiment. I don't put it on everything, but i use it way more then mustard or ketchup.
I’ve only ever put mayo on burgers but that’s fair. Mustard and ketchup both suck ass and ruin the taste of whatever they’re put on.


I put it mostly on burgers and sandwiches, any sort of meat product. Mustard's really only good for hot dogs and Ketchup's only good for potato products
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Dec 3, 2021 7:58 PM
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It's nasty in my opinion. I always avoid it on sandwiches.

Crow_Black said:
Apparently Vincent was right when people actually put mayo on fries cause i someone at mcdonalds eating fries with mayo.



I knew of a girl in my high school who used to eat mayonnaise with potato chips.
Dec 3, 2021 8:00 PM

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I've never really liked it, so given the choice when buying pre-made food I'll choose the things without mayo, but I've had some good chicken patties that happened to have mayo on them, so I don't hate it.
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Dec 3, 2021 8:01 PM
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_Nette_ said:
Lol I think I made a thread like this before. Solely to Express my absolute hatred of mayonnaise. Cant stand how it is on all fast food and the like. Hate it and its cousin ranch dressing as well.


Same. Along with the ranch part. The only dressings I like and use are caesar and blue cheese.
Dec 3, 2021 8:59 PM

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I used to avoid it because lots of people hated it. Well I was curious one day and got it on a sandwich. Best. Decision. Ever.
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Dec 3, 2021 9:02 PM

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MeanMrMusician said:
I understand why people like mayo, but it just doesn't do it for me. I vastly prefer mustard.

basically this one. though i really want to over come my hatred towards mayonnaise but the taste and smells kills it :c
Dec 3, 2021 11:19 PM

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I don't hate it even if almost the people I know dislike it. Just that knowing how it was made and the contents of it made me refrain from eating it all the time. But it fits well always with eggs :>




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Dec 4, 2021 12:01 AM

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sakinachi said:
I don't hate it even if almost the people I know dislike it. Just that knowing how it was made and the contents of it made me refrain from eating it all the time. But it fits well always with eggs :>
You should make homemade meals with mayonnaise in them and gift them to your friends.
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Monochrosanity said:
sakinachi said:
I don't hate it even if almost the people I know dislike it. Just that knowing how it was made and the contents of it made me refrain from eating it all the time. But it fits well always with eggs :>
You should make homemade meals with mayonnaise in them and gift them to your friends.


Will do!! I haven't really explored the use of this hehe it's always been an egg spread for me wahaha.




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Dec 4, 2021 1:22 AM
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Somehow I found myself in minority this time. I love mayonnaise. I can understand why people dislike it just like how I dislike mozzarella cheese.
Dec 4, 2021 1:30 AM

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It's fine. But I prefer mustards and thousand islands.
Dec 4, 2021 9:19 AM
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It's elite


mayonnaise is very good depending on what I eat it with




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Dec 4, 2021 1:58 PM

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I like mayo in tuna salad and seafood salad. I also like it as a condiment on burgers and other sandwiches.
Dec 4, 2021 2:21 PM

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I used to really like mayo but now it makes me want to gag.
Dec 4, 2021 5:32 PM

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I usually use mayo as a salad dressing.
Dec 5, 2021 5:16 AM

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Love it, mayo's great.

Kinda enjoy andalusian sauce a bit more these days though.
Dec 7, 2021 11:39 AM
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My opinion about mayonnaise I don't like them at all.
Dec 7, 2021 11:43 AM

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It's great, and I can't understand people who hate it :(
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I don't think I like mayo on anything aside from tuna sandwiches.
Dec 7, 2021 1:23 PM

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My opinion on mayonnaise is "thank you whoever invented it"; I also live in Frostwork's mayonnaise-happy country so I get to enjoy it quite often
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