Why do girls moan while making love?

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Vudis said:

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Raptor jesus is better then sex.

I am considering converting to this faith.

tell me about raptor jesus
never heart of him

is it better than tentacle raep
nothing beats tentacle raep
not even rl sex

As you see from the conversation from the last page.

Raptor Jesus has multiple phallus's and he can orgasm wherever and whenever he wants as many times as he wants.

So tentacle rape is included.

Nov 4, 2009 5:47 AM

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Kettricken said:
I don't know enough about Raptor Jesus either, but if it's better than sex it must be good.

As for tentacle raep....well, I don't think I'll be following any religion with that in its 10 commandments!!

Tentacle rape is just a perk that you can choose to embrace or disregard fully.

Nov 4, 2009 5:47 AM

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StrangeBlackCat said:

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Does Raptor Jesus even have a penis?

Multiple

...... Does he have 9,000 of them?

Nov 4, 2009 5:48 AM

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Hypeathon said:

StrangeBlackCat said:

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Does Raptor Jesus even have a penis?

Multiple

...... Does he have 9,000 of them?

As many as you want him to have.

He can spawn an infinite amount.

Nov 4, 2009 5:52 AM

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StrangeBlackCat said:

Hypeathon said:

StrangeBlackCat said:

lKaireNl said:
Does Raptor Jesus even have a penis?

Multiple

...... Does he have 9,000 of them?

As many as you want him to have.

He can spawn an infinite amount.

So Raptor Jesus was the one Oprah referred to last year!

Nov 4, 2009 5:55 AM

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Hypeathon said:

StrangeBlackCat said:

Hypeathon said:

StrangeBlackCat said:

lKaireNl said:
Does Raptor Jesus even have a penis?

Multiple

...... Does he have 9,000 of them?

As many as you want him to have.

He can spawn an infinite amount.

So Raptor Jesus was the one Oprah referred to last year!

Why yes

Nov 4, 2009 5:57 AM

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StrangeBlackCat said:

Vudis said:

Kettricken said:

StrangeBlackCat said:
Raptor jesus is better then sex.

I am considering converting to this faith.

tell me about raptor jesus
never heart of him

is it better than tentacle raep
nothing beats tentacle raep
not even rl sex

As you see from the conversation from the last page.

Raptor Jesus has multiple phallus's and he can orgasm wherever and whenever he wants as many times as he wants.

So tentacle rape is included.

and now?
what do i get from having him spawn a thousand penises for me
im not into men neither into animals

hmmm...o wait, so if i bring him a woman he will rape her worse than some tentacle monster *gets camera*

im just curious
why is he called raptor JESUS if hes only just another rape monster which can spawn dicks and cum as many times as it wants?

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Nov 4, 2009 5:59 AM

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This universe is one of many his lordship has created.

Christianity stole from him his name and is trying to smother him out of existence

but us followers of his greatness know the truth

Nov 4, 2009 6:00 AM

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-hops off train and waits at station-

Who cares why, its still fun.

Nov 4, 2009 6:57 AM

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A lot of reasons! I Hate when they moan without reason or exagerate on that. Horrible... I love the silent ones.

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Nov 4, 2009 7:00 AM

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kenosisaeternum said:
A lot of reasons! I Hate when they moan without reason or exagerate on that. Horrible... I love the silent ones.

Its no fun if they don't scream in horrible agony..I mean bliss as you wreck their insides.

Nov 4, 2009 7:07 AM

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Gorish Guy You!

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Nov 4, 2009 7:09 AM

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SquareZ said:

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You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

How old are you? :)

It's actually true so stfu.

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Beef_Whistle said:

SquareZ said:
You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

Question: who licks tities?

I do. The girls I've been with like it.

That is all.

Nov 4, 2009 7:18 AM

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Pineappledishes said:

SquareZ said:

Beef_Whistle said:

SquareZ said:
You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

How old are you? :)

It's actually true so stfu.

-VectorTrace- said:

Beef_Whistle said:

SquareZ said:
You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

Question: who licks tities?

I do. The girls I've been with like it.

That is all.

any one can moan, to push pleasure for other partner... Etc... Even with a hug or something else... Whatever. The world is too big for we can say, that x y z do not happen etc.

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Nov 4, 2009 7:21 AM

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kenosisaeternum said:

Pineappledishes said:

SquareZ said:

Beef_Whistle said:

SquareZ said:
You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

How old are you? :)

It's actually true so stfu.

-VectorTrace- said:

Beef_Whistle said:

SquareZ said:
You watched to many hentai

Pro fact: girls dont actually moan when you lick der tities

Question: who licks tities?

I do. The girls I've been with like it.

That is all.

any one can moan, to push pleasure for other partner... Etc... Even with a hug or something else... Whatever. The world is too big for we can say, that x y z do not happen etc.

What.The.Hell.Are.You.Saying?.Speak.English.Please.

Anyway, I never said they CANT moan when they get licked, I agreed that they dont actually feel the pleasure that much that they actually moan. If there are girls like that, then they are just unusually sensitive. Which is a good thing actually.

Nov 4, 2009 7:43 AM

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They obviously do that other men may hear it
They want more man to join so they can have more cock
we all know woman are whores

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Nov 4, 2009 7:48 AM

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All women are whores the second there's a penis in one of their orifices. No exceptions to this rule.

Nov 4, 2009 7:55 AM

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because they are fucking horny.

Nov 4, 2009 7:55 AM

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They only moan or scream for help if you've failed big time and forgotten to duct tape their mouths beforehand.
Don't forget that, it's important. If they scream for help, you'll likely have the cops swarming you in a jiffy.

Nov 4, 2009 8:15 AM

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Baman said:
They only moan or scream for help if you've failed big time and forgotten to duct tape their mouths beforehand.
Don't forget that, it's important. If they scream for help, you'll likely have the cops swarming you in a jiffy.

#1 Viking tip of the day.

Nov 4, 2009 8:21 AM

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Fuck sex, I'm a motherfucking monk. (your vote)

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Nov 4, 2009 9:19 AM

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7point62_aspirin said:
Fuck sex, I'm a motherfucking monk. (your vote)

That's those bald guys that main in unarmed fisting right?

Nov 4, 2009 9:22 AM

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holy magix and untouched fruits

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Baman said:

7point62_aspirin said:
Fuck sex, I'm a motherfucking monk. (your vote)

That's those bald guys that main in unarmed fisting right?

No.

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Nov 4, 2009 10:02 AM

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Shaolin monk's use staffs. (I think)

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Mujina said:
Shaolin monk's use staffs. (I think)

Both staff or fist feel equally painful when placed in one's rectum.

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I don't want to do anything period.

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Nov 4, 2009 10:10 AM

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7point62_aspirin said:
I don't want to do anything period.

I don't want to do girls in their period either, but hell, sometimes it just comes as a surprise.

Nov 4, 2009 10:11 AM

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Chavez said:

7point62_aspirin said:
I don't want to do anything period.

I don't want to do girls in their period either, but hell, sometimes it just comes as a surprise.

Fuck you're good.
I meant just as a whole.

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Nov 4, 2009 10:13 AM

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But the staffs and stuff usually fall behind. At least when you've upgraded to Master Monk, your fisting is always more powerful.

Nov 4, 2009 10:13 AM

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Because if they don't, you're doing it wrong

Nov 4, 2009 10:13 AM

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Baman said:
But the staffs and stuff usually fall behind. At least when you've upgraded to Master Monk, your fisting is always more powerful.

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just NONONO

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Baman said:
But the staffs and stuff usually fall behind. At least when you've upgraded to Master Monk, your fisting is always more powerful.

If you're a real monk, you first pour gasoline over your arm, light it, and then fist someone.

Nov 4, 2009 10:17 AM

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Baman said:
But the staffs and stuff usually fall behind. At least when you've upgraded to Master Monk, your fisting is always more powerful.

If you're a real monk, you first pour gasoline over your arm, light it, and then fist someone.

The only time I fist someone is in FO3 with the POWER FIST

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Nov 4, 2009 10:26 AM

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Real monks fist while standing on the pinkie of the other hand

Nov 4, 2009 10:36 AM

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Why the hate for fisting? It's awesome. Screw Knights and their fancy, costy swords, Monks can get the job done without the need for heavy armour or blades, and quicker at that.

I fisted Chaos to death no prob, I could probably make a all fisting Monk party, with one White Mage of course.

Nov 4, 2009 10:37 AM

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Why the hate for fisting? It's awesome. Screw Knights and their fancy, costy swords, Monks can get the job done without the need for heavy armour or blades, and quicker at that.

I fisted Chaos to death no prob, I could probably make a all fisting Monk party, with one White Mage of course.

HAHAHAHA

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Nov 4, 2009 11:06 AM

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Because it feels good?

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Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM

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Anthoinette said:
Because it feels good?

Exactly. Nothing beats fisting out a eldritch horror. Screw Magical legendary swords and forbidden High Magic, fisting gets the job done faster and cheaper, and it feels wonderful.

Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM

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Because it feels good?

Exactly. Nothing beats fisting out a eldritch horror. Screw Magical legendary swords and forbidden High Magic, fisting gets the job done faster and cheaper, and it feels wonderful.

I'm a girl and I know what feels good. You're a boy and you know what make girls feel good. I suppose you get lots of girls? Fisting is the way to get a girl. Especially when they moan, that means they like it very much!

Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM

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Anthoinette said:

Baman said:

Anthoinette said:
Because it feels good?

Exactly. Nothing beats fisting out a eldritch horror. Screw Magical legendary swords and forbidden High Magic, fisting gets the job done faster and cheaper, and it feels wonderful.

Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM

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In russia, girls get baman.

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