Shoegum said:As everyone knows, anime began in 2007 with the first anime and Hiroyuiki Imaishi's magnum opus: Lucky Star. Riding on Lucky Star's success came in a new wave of amazing anime, corrupting children's minds with images of little girls eating chocolate cornets. To end this corrupting influence and save the future, Barack Obama created an anime to end all anime... School Days. School Days was so bad that people had to stuff chocolate cornets in their eyes and blind themselves. However, School Days became one of the greatest anime of all time and was beloved by pretty much everyone. So then why did anime crash, you may be asking? Well, the worse was yet to come, an anime so bad that it would shake the steadfastness of the anime community, split them into different factions and eternally make them wage war with devastating insults such as "pleb" and "your waifu is shit". Of course, I fear that you already know of the anime of which I speak, Tomohiko Itou and Nagao Takena's devil child of hatred, 'Chi's Sweet Home'. In 2008, this seemingly innocent take on the harem genre managed to eternally divide the anime community and is a constant question of debate. Some believe that the script was written by Hiroyuiki Imaishi for the destruction of chocolate cornet-shaped monstrosity that he had created, while others believe that Barack Obama had some part in funding it. Despite all this, the anime community loved Chi's Sweet Home too because they are morons. So, you may be asking, if School Days and even Chi's Sweet Home could not put an end to the shit-smelling lunatic-filled runaway train that we like to nickname "anime", what could? Well, on September 12th 2008, one day after the commemoration of 9/11, the second great tragedy of this Millennium occurred. Cory in the House ended. It was truly devastating to millions, nay, billions of people around the globe. They held funeral services for Cory. They marched to the White House and asked Barack for their anime back. But it could not be. Cory was laid in the cold ground, never to be "in the House" again.
See you space cory...