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Aug 19, 2014 8:35 PM

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I've been looking for that all over, but I can't find a single place.

Granted, but once you find it, Guts rips open a portal with his giant sword, and he proceeds to kill you for learning the secret of the hidden site.

I wish my friends would play mafia here as well. (Some of them might even be better at it than me, not that I'm any good since I just made that giant mistake with *blank* in game *blank*, mumble mumble)
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 19, 2014 8:51 PM

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I know, right? And it's pretty popular, so I don't know why nobody has the rights to it... -.-

Also, you are not bad at mafia. You survived the entirety of the second game, and that was your first one! (Some of us *cough cough* die within two days usually and have only just now exceeded that barrier)

Granted, but all of your friends are mafia, and you're a townie. As such, you are constantly pit against your friends and are forced to learn what ruthless people they can be under pressure the hard way.

I wish that I had super stretchy powers like Luffy from One Piece or Ms. Incredible from the Incredibles.
Aug 20, 2014 12:24 AM

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Granted, but your elasticity limit is very low, so if someone tries to strech you too much you will cross the limit and reach.plastic deformation. So you can't go back to your original shape.

I wish I don't feel like such a nerd when I use some textbook knowledge.
Aug 20, 2014 1:09 AM

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Granted, but you will feel & be nerdy the rest of the time.
I wish I had a new car.

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Aug 20, 2014 3:20 AM

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Granted, but that car is broken.

I wish i would live in a trash can.
~I am just one sadist who supports friends~
Aug 20, 2014 4:27 AM

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Granted...wait, what kind of wish is that?
Granted, but you share the trash can with two others

I wish virtual reality existed.
Aug 20, 2014 4:38 AM

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Well i tried to wish bad wish so it could turn to be good one XD

Granted, but you are not allowed to use it.

I wish i could win Lotto someday
~I am just one sadist who supports friends~
Aug 20, 2014 4:55 AM

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if the the system is same as UK...

Granted, the prize was 1 million. But 1 million people chose the same winning combination, so everyone only got £1.

I wish I get a good enough job in the future.

@Pyro, dont underestimate bad. There is never a limit for how worse things can get.
Aug 20, 2014 5:17 AM

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Granted, but the job is so good that you get fired day one.

Bombolz said:
Granted...wait, what kind of wish is that?
Granted, but you share the trash can with two others

I wish virtual reality existed.


The oculus rift is an incredible invention

I wish I had an oculus rift.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 20, 2014 2:10 PM

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Granted, but Immersive virtual reality (such as oculus rift) becomes so advance, you lose yourself in the non-physical world forever.

I wish I could use lucian to replace another player in the one piece game XD

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Aug 20, 2014 5:56 PM

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granted but the one piece thread was deleted before you coul even use him XD

i wish sony would just make the project morpheus ( VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET MADE BY SONY!! )

and put it on for sale already
Aug 20, 2014 6:20 PM

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Granted, but it has a glitch that traps users in whatever game they're playing! (that might not be so bad though)
I wish pnut plays with me in the next game ^^

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Aug 20, 2014 8:05 PM

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Granted, but Pnut decides to go all experimental, and only makes his posts in Serbian, leaving you unable to communicate with him.

I wish we all get the same side in Fo's upcoming mafia game, because camaraderie.
Aug 20, 2014 8:18 PM

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Granted, but there's a traitor roles, a judas amongst us and we end up all being slaughtered by day 3.

I wish the above doesn't happen.

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Aug 20, 2014 8:21 PM

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Granted, but instead Satan tempts another to do what otherwise would have been done by the Judas role.

I wish there were a Lucifer in Fo's game, because consistency.
Aug 20, 2014 8:29 PM

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Granted, but the real lucifer decides to join and everyone in his team is possessed by demons IRL (I dunno)

I wish I could go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando

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Aug 20, 2014 8:32 PM

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Granted, but you are unprepared for the EVIL LINES OF DOOM, and wait for four hours without any entertainment before being able to experience any of the sites there. (At least I had a book, which I read cover to cover while waiting)

I wish I new how to use photoshop correctly.
Aug 20, 2014 8:41 PM

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Granted, but you develope CTS (welcome to the club)

I wish smurph would google "photoshop tutorials" and see this & this
grave_robberAug 20, 2014 8:46 PM

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Aug 20, 2014 8:49 PM

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Oh joy.....

Incorruptible.... It is not! Granted, but Smurph remembers she/he is also limited by their inability to move a mouse in any way redeemably artistic.

I wish I could wield a mouse as easily as I could a pen or paintbrush.
Aug 20, 2014 8:51 PM

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Granted, But you catch the grave_robber syndrome and lose all ability to draw straight lines.

I wish I would stop posting.

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Aug 20, 2014 9:11 PM

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Granted, but you are forever banned from MAL, and everyone misses you. Thusly, you are PLAGUED WITH GUILT AND SADNESS.

I wish the final volume of Banana Fish didn't cost upwards of 70 USD....
Aug 21, 2014 6:16 AM

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Granted, but it's all sold out and will take about 2 months to replace them. Even the online shops have no stock left.

Since I never have heard of Banana Fish, my initial thought was something along these lines:


I wish we could speak telepathically whenever we want.
Aug 21, 2014 8:35 AM

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Granted, but you develop an insane urge to read others minds while they don't notice. You then go insane because you know everything anyone thinks.

I wish Cross-Country practice wasn't in the hottest month of the year.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 2:02 PM

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Granted, but it's in the coldest month and your feet get frost bites. (omg! don't google it, it looks horrible T_T)

I wish I didn't have a meeting today.

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Aug 21, 2014 2:36 PM

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Granted, but you instead have the meeting in the distant future, and it came at exactly the wrong time, for in the future you will be battling against an underground organization of assassins, and just as you we're going to raid their base, you have to go to a meeting. (Talk about run on sentences)

I'm familiar with frost bites. I'll run with a coat, hat, and gloves on. Lol I'm imagining myself running in the dead of winter, across the snow barren wasteland that upstate New York becomes, and then you'd just see me running through it. I'd have to be crazy to even consider running in the winter up here, but I have heard of people that do it.

Anyhow, I wish I could convince my friend not to take Latin this year, and make him realize that Spanish is 10x more applicable than Latin will ever be.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 2:49 PM

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Granted, however, you are only able to do so by erasing the language of latin from existence entirely. Unfortunately, since Spanish, English, and all other romance languages are a product of latin roots, you and your friend now have no languages which you speak that exist any longer, and must go the rest of your lives mute.

cloud2313 said:
Granted, but it's all sold out and will take about 2 months to replace them. Even the online shops have no stock left.

Since I never have heard of Banana Fish, my initial thought was something along these lines:


I wish we could speak telepathically whenever we want.

I can't tell you what banana fish is without spoilers. If you read any action manga at all, you should just read it and see for yourself, it's really good. :)

I wish for a pony.
Aug 21, 2014 2:52 PM

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Granted, but it's a dead one.

I wish for a better violin.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 2:54 PM

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Aw... :(

Granted, but it costs 200,000 USD, and you are left in incredible debt you will continue to pay until the day you die.

I wish I didn't make stupid decisions in mafia.
Aug 21, 2014 3:00 PM

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At least I've got an awesome violin out of it!

Granted, but you start to always make the correct decisions, thus you win game after game after game. Eventually, no one wants to play with you because ur 2 gud.

I wish I had a giant vat of hot apple cider. I would use it as a hot tub in the winter. XD
I would die a very happy person.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 3:06 PM

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Holo approves of your wish, especially the part involving apple cider....
Mmmm, apples...
*tail goes swish, swish*

Granted, but your apple cider hot tub attracts all the wolf gods like holo, who drink the cider and thus leave your would be hot tub barren and ineffective.

I wish I could make fictional characters become real life people I could befriend.
Aug 21, 2014 3:18 PM

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Lol, oh spice and wolf, I should probably finish that series at some point.

Granted, but instead of always getting the character you want, there's a 50/50 chance of that it being a completely different character. Eventually you end up with a split of characters, for half of them are bad, and half of them are good. Then they juke it out, and you have to watch them all fight to the death.

I wish people would stop telling me to read the latest popular book on the market.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 5:01 PM

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LOL just read graves comment about me XD

i think jess has taken a liking towards me XD

HMM GRANTED but you can never ever read any book again....except for homosexual books which turn you on

i wish jess would pm me more XD
Aug 21, 2014 5:09 PM

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Granted but they are all insults. :D

I wish I was taller.
Aug 21, 2014 5:19 PM

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granted but then a wizard comes along and turns you into a garden gnome XD

i wish i had awesome super powers
Aug 21, 2014 6:57 PM

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LOL just read graves comment about me XD

i think jess has taken a liking towards me XD

HMM GRANTED but you can never ever read any book again....except for homosexual books which turn you on

i wish jess would pm me more XD


Ummmmm... ... ... ... ...I don't want anyone to be confused, but I'm straight, for the record. I get it was a joke, but I still don't want people to be confused.

Granted, but you abuse those super powers, and use the for your personal well being and self preservation.

I wish I had fortified my house earlier in the zombie apocalypse. Now it's too late and we're all going to die.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 21, 2014 7:57 PM

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Granted, but soon you run out of food within your fortified house, and instead of being eaten by zombies you are forced to starve to death.

I wish i could make apparel out of food.
Aug 21, 2014 10:08 PM

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Granted, but the ripe and rotten meat attracts hyenas who munch on whoever dares to wear them & flies that soon cover their entire body.(I'm getting the visuals here, it ain't pretty)

I wish I knew why ppl call smurphinator "smurph".

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Aug 21, 2014 11:23 PM

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Granted... But you are subject to a long boring explanation nobody particularly cares about. It goes as follows:
People call me that because it's my real life nickname. In middle school, people realized if they took my first initial and shortened my last name, you got a pun off the Smurfs... Except slightly different spelling. The name has just kind of stuck, so I modified it into Smurphinator for my username on pretty much everything so I'm easily recognizable to those who know me. I go by the root Smurph generally since it is what my name is based off, and since it's a full 3 syllables shorter than my full username.

I wish I had the ability to be online as much as some crazy people seem to be able to be.
Aug 21, 2014 11:54 PM

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Granted, but like those crazy ppl, you become addicted to the internet and waste your life away being online.

Thanks for the explanation, I think it's a great nickname.

I wish I had fun plans for the weekend.

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Aug 22, 2014 5:09 AM

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Granted, but your idea of "fun" plans involves tackling the first person you see, and taking all their money. It's more fun for you than it is for them.

I wish I had a flying bike just like in E.T. Getting to the library would be so much easier.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 9:16 AM

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lol when i meant jess i meant grave robber >.>

granted but as you are flying the bike you end up getting hit by a jumbo jet and die >.>

i wish people would not corrupt my wish XD
Aug 22, 2014 9:32 AM

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Your wish can't be granted, or else it would result in a rip in the time/space continuum

I wish that I could find a way to wish for wishes that involve wishful wishy washy wishing wells. Say it ten times fast.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 9:45 AM

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granted but you can't wish for anything now

i wish to be a millionaire
Aug 22, 2014 10:48 AM

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Granted, in fact, here, have another million but it is all Monopoly money.

I wish I had 8 arms
Aug 22, 2014 10:52 AM

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Granted, you're an octopus.

I wish I had magic deck of playing cards that always gave me the perfect deal.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 11:00 AM

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Granted, but your friends become even more pro than professionals at card games, so you keep losing.

I wish I pharmaceutical start selling medicine which cures all sorts of ailments and never expires, for cheap.
Aug 22, 2014 11:07 AM

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Granted, but soon viruses start to mutate in order to fight the antibiotics, soon they mutate into a deadly super virus that kills the majority of the world's population.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of bagels for breakfast.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 12:35 PM

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Granted, but governmental officials think you're a terrorist, and while riding your bike through the sky you are repeatedly shot at and eventually killed.

I wish I had super duper x-ray vision so I could study people's bodily organs and functions without the obstruction of current technology.
Aug 22, 2014 12:50 PM

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Granted, but everyone thinks you're a perv.

Also, cloud, pnut, and me are all ninja masters.

I think our battle is a tie pnut.

I wish Smurph wouldn't get ninja'd so easily.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 12:52 PM

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Granted, but in turn she now ninja's you all the time, and you find yourself unable to make a post.

I wish Lucian would be less of a forum ninja to begin with. -_-
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