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Jan 31, 2014 1:34 AM
*hug noises*

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I'd ask them to prove it... in person
Jan 31, 2014 1:37 AM

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I'd be flattered, but it's not really the kind of information I need to hear. Especially if it's someone I barely know. That would be creepy.

The one time this actually happened, I was more than flattered. I had dirty thoughts about that guy since day one.
Jan 31, 2014 2:20 AM

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Huge LOL at the topic 10/10 would read again.

Depends. If she was hot/not attractive to me. Also whether friend/random.
Not attractive friend, not attractive random - I'd feel embarrased.. probably..
Attractive/hot friend - Well, flattered.
Attractive/hot random - Rather astonished.

As for me I couldn't really masturbate to a picture (takes tons of imagination). 95% of time it's porn what I masturbate to. At times when I have to stick to my imagination (probably remaining 5% which is also pretty rare) I imagine my ex, since I remember her body pretty well, hehe.
Jan 31, 2014 7:21 AM

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Depends on a few factors like attractiveness and if/how I know them.
Cause we might be able to work something out with this
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Jan 31, 2014 7:22 AM

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I would get a boner in front of that person and show my helicopter
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Jan 31, 2014 10:05 AM

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I'd tell them to get in line, wait for a ticket and then take a seat. I got enough fan girls on my ass.
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Jan 31, 2014 10:21 AM

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep.
LOL
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Jan 31, 2014 10:29 AM

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Before last year, I'd probably be flattered but wonder why. Now that I have a boyfriend, I'd just be creeped out and still wonder why. ._.
Jan 31, 2014 10:38 AM

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if pretty, let's have fun, if ugly, gross.
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Jan 31, 2014 10:43 AM

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep.


This is one of the funniest things I've ever read
Jan 31, 2014 10:51 AM

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u wot m8
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Jan 31, 2014 11:36 AM

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Nothing.

Anyway, I was talking to my brother about meditation vaguely and the first thing he says is "yeah if you are good enough you can nut on command" and a male friend was telling me how that would be the best thing...like...what? I mean yeah, give the guy some credit, but that takes the fun out of it.
Jan 31, 2014 12:00 PM

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep.


Not that I like dubsteb, but my god if that isn't one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bravo.

Anyways, I feel I'd probably be mildly disgusted if it wasn't a particularly good looking girl (or guy, I guess). Otherwise more power to them.
Jan 31, 2014 12:19 PM

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So I'm the only one who thinks MAL is sexy /s
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Jan 31, 2014 12:20 PM

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Aylaine said:
Indifferent. If it makes them feel better, go for it. I try my best not to throw a wedge between others & their happiness. As for masturbation, it's normal.


^this
Jan 31, 2014 12:31 PM

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If it's a girl, then I would be pretty flattered. ;)
Jan 31, 2014 12:54 PM

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Mogu-sama said:
...I would feel awesome the rest of the day

It's not an off-handed complement like "Nice hair" or "Cool shirt", it's "You are so attractive that I devote time and energy to pleasuring myself to your image when I could be doing it to tons of other people"

...Which would make me feel pretty good about my body


No, but seriously how is it not this? ^^^
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Jan 31, 2014 1:08 PM

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Depending on who it was, I think I'd be flattered. Hopefully it'd be a girl, too. XD
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Jan 31, 2014 1:40 PM

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Greatest achievement of my life.
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Jan 31, 2014 2:02 PM

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I'd blank face them and dismiss it, confident in the knowledge that they were lying.
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Jan 31, 2014 2:21 PM

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gstaad said:
Okazaki93 said:
"I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"t
Bang bang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
Bang..

I've masturbated to my friends before, maybe 3 or 4 girls. It definitely feels different when you see that person again, but then you have new material for your spank bank. If a girl did it to me I would be kind of turned on that someone could get off just thinking of me.
Jan 31, 2014 2:25 PM

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I probably wouldn't care. Or maybe I'd think that is making fun of me.


Jan 31, 2014 2:36 PM

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i'd be flattered and not surprised.
Jan 31, 2014 2:38 PM

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Ha! wouldn't be surprised.
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Jan 31, 2014 2:45 PM

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As long as they don't go into a stall and do it everyday in the girls bathroom and relieve themselves all over my gym clothes I wouldn't care.
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Jan 31, 2014 3:51 PM

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I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.
Jan 31, 2014 3:55 PM

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uyalucky said:
gstaad said:
Okazaki93 said:
"I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"t
Bang bang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
Bang..

I've masturbated to my friends before, maybe 3 or 4 girls. It definitely feels different when you see that person again, but then you have new material for your spank bank. If a girl did it to me I would be kind of turned on that someone could get off just thinking of me.


Props for having the courage to admit it. I'm ashamed to admit that I've pretty much only masturbated to hentai for awhile now.
Jan 31, 2014 3:57 PM
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Why I never or something like that
Jan 31, 2014 4:01 PM

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BiiteYouToDeath said:
As long as they don't go into a stall and do it everyday in the girls bathroom and relieve themselves all over my gym clothes I wouldn't care.


Wow I missed that reference the first time.

Yeah that would be really creepy
Jan 31, 2014 5:35 PM

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it completely depends on the person if it is a guy i would probably run away. close my eyes and pass out.i might be... O.o really scared that somebody is gonna rape me if they say that out loud.
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Feb 1, 2014 1:59 AM

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Polychrome mentioned he she fapped to my current profile pic here in MAL...

Feb 1, 2014 2:34 AM

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moaru said:
I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.

Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched.
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Feb 1, 2014 2:39 AM
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i would feel weird but whatever makes that person feels good.
Feb 1, 2014 3:17 AM

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I'd be flattered. It'd make a great story too.
Feb 1, 2014 4:00 AM
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RosesAreRed said:
moaru said:
I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.

Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched.

Then you're probably an ugly male. Not all women are prudes who would get offended by something like that.
Feb 1, 2014 4:19 AM

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RosesAreRed said:
moaru said:
I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.

Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched.


Don't you love it when people start a sentence with things like "not to be mean", "not to sound rude" "no offense" etc... you know it's always going to followed with something mean, rude, or offensive, and the speaker/writer knew that before they even said it and made it a point of illustrating their awareness. lmao.

Unless the someone that told her that gave her stalker vibes, or she's just a very conservative person, why would she be offended and why would not being pissed make her unattractive? That's kind of backwards thinking. Maybe you got punched BECAUSE you said it as a joke and that person felt you were making fun of them (which seems to be likely the case)...
Feb 1, 2014 5:41 AM

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I would feel flattered if it some attractive chick that told me she masturbated to me.If it was a unattractive chick then I probably wouldn't care.If it was some dude then I would be grossed out.
Feb 1, 2014 6:12 AM

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I will see that person gender first, then think of my act. After all it is very disgusting.
Feb 1, 2014 6:13 AM

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Ashura_rary said:
After all it is very disgusting.
Masturbation or thinking of you while doing it?
RosesAreRed said:
Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments
Or never leaves the house...
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Feb 1, 2014 6:18 AM

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My life would be easier if I could just read minds. Oh you've been masturbating to me, huh? How about I book one night at premier inn and I'll give you the real deal
Feb 1, 2014 7:05 AM

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JadeQuetzal said:
RosesAreRed said:
moaru said:
I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.

Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched.


Don't you love it when people start a sentence with things like "not to be mean", "not to sound rude" "no offense" etc... you know it's always going to followed with something mean, rude, or offensive, and the speaker/writer knew that before they even said it and made it a point of illustrating their awareness. lmao.

Unless the someone that told her that gave her stalker vibes, or she's just a very conservative person, why would she be offended and why would not being pissed make her unattractive? That's kind of backwards thinking. Maybe you got punched BECAUSE you said it as a joke and that person felt you were making fun of them (which seems to be likely the case)...

Jade, you seem to be on my side in most threads, so thank you. ♥

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RosesAreRed said:
Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments
Or never leaves the house...


But just wow to both of you.
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Feb 1, 2014 7:15 AM

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moaru said:
Mogu-sama said:
Or never leaves the house...
But just wow to both of you.
I think you misunderstood me, as I said that I'd feel pretty awesome about myself if someone told me this

But I hardly leave the house and when I do it's not for any kind of social occasion, so I very rarely if ever even have the chance to be complimented. I meant that more as a kind of self-deprecating statement, I didn't intend to be insulting to anyone but myself. So, I apologize
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Feb 1, 2014 7:16 AM

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bunch of pedo's. nothing else to say about ppl masturbating on your photo's
Feb 1, 2014 7:20 AM

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Mogu-sama said:
moaru said:
Mogu-sama said:
Or never leaves the house...
But just wow to both of you.
I think you misunderstood me, as I said that I'd feel pretty awesome about myself if someone told me this

But I hardly leave the house and when I do it's not for any kind of social occasion, so I very rarely if ever even have the chance to be complimented. I meant that more as a kind of self-deprecating statement, I didn't intend to be insulting to anyone but myself.
Times like these make me wish tone could come across better on the internet. :c Sorry about that. But you don't need to insult yourself for not leaving the house much. I think a lot of people on MAL are the same.
Feb 1, 2014 7:23 AM

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ZachiruHirosaki said:
bunch of pedo's. nothing else to say about ppl masturbating on your photo's


wtf man then why u always pm me asking for naughty pix

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Feb 1, 2014 7:28 AM

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If this is she(not he) etherifing should be nice^^
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Feb 1, 2014 7:36 AM

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moaru said:

Jade, you seem to be on my side in most threads, so thank you. ♥


No thanks needed >.< I just feel the need to respond when someone makes such ridiculously asinine and unmerited comments like that. If I didn't say anything after reading it, I'd feel like a jerk.
Feb 1, 2014 8:02 AM

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RosesAreRed said:
moaru said:
I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering.

Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched.



Because you got punched, something's wrong with her? Rational.

No offense, but take a couple of deep breaths, we need those brain cells of yours to live just a little bit longer.
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Feb 1, 2014 8:04 AM

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I'd say "thank you".
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They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary.
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Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it,
you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.
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Feb 1, 2014 8:06 AM
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There needs to be more of this in the world.
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