| What do you think is the manliest rock band? What music just gets you so pumped that you have to scream, "I WANNA RAPE SOMEONE IN THE BUTT!!!"? For me, I'll have to say the band Say Anything just because they sing about very manly things like sex and metaphors for sex and killing things and other really fun stuff like telling people off. I mean honestly any band that has quotes like these can't go wrong: "You godamn kids had best be gracious with the much money you spend, cause for you I won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connelly again." (I swear that's a line from one of their songs Every Man Has His Molly off their ...Is a Real Boy album. Seriously. What's yours? |
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| LAWL matt....ummm mine would be Limp Bizkit just cuz they are so badass. Not that they are my favorite but, they BREAK STUFF!!! |
| Yeah Limp Bizkut is pretty manly. Also, I have to go with Metallica and Iron Maiden, I mean no one is quite as manly as that. Metal and screaming always seem to pump me up in the morning. Oh yeah, Bloodhound Gang pretty much rocks at 5:30 in the morning. The Bad Touch is one of the best songs ever. |
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| Cannibal Corpse nothing says I want to rape your soul like Death Metal |
| Stay thirsty, my friends. |
| True dat. |
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| Rammstein. No contest really. |
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| Are they the German band that sings the Barbie Girl song and the Mortal Kombat theme? If they are, I know exactly what you're talking about. "Du. Du Hast. Du Hast Mich." |
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| The Barbie Girl song was some dodgy swedish pop outfit wasn't it? Rammstein did "Feuer Frei", which I believe was on the Matrix (or something). Hier Kommt Die Sonne! |
| What a day! What a lovely Day! |
| Okay, but I think i know who you're talking about. Auf die Spitze!!! |
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| Rammstein did a cover of that barbie girl song |
| Stay thirsty, my friends. |
| I never knew that. I shall have to look for it then :) |
| What a day! What a lovely Day! |
| Good, I did know what I was talking about, that makes me feel so much better. Anyway, another really great manly band is Brand New. Not too many people have heard of them but I highly recommend listening to their song Seventy times Seven after a break up with a girl. |
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| AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie, those are the manliest band I can recall. |
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| Brand New aren't manly. Are you living on planet girl? Brand New lie somewhere between emo and new metal, and although I do like some of their songs, they're still just a bunch of kids (with all that entails). Seriously. Bands like Papa Roach, Bowling for Soup, Sum 41, Green Day, Linkin Park, Brand New, Bullet for my Valentine, Lost Prophets, Incubus, AFI, My Chemical Romance, etc, etc, etc, ad infinitum, are all the same genre of music - basically what I call new girly rock. The only reason Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock (who should just die), aren't in that list is because they actually sang about the manliest sport of all - getting laid. Two more manly bands though. The Offspring (pretty much single handedly paved the way for the modern american punk movement, and got kudos from every other band except Green Day, who claimed the were the pioneers - even though The Offspring have been around for more years than Green Day), and Godsmack. |
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| Hey, Brand New kicks ass and they changed their style excellently on God and the Devil Are Fighting Inside Me (Or whatever that album name is.) into something not so punk or emo and very much alternative/acid rock. Besides, I only mentioned the song Seventy Times 7 simply because it is the best song to listen to after some bitch breaks up with you after stealing all your money and food and never did I mention another one of their songs. That's the only reason that I named Brand New. However, I agree with your assessment of all the other bands in your list that aren't manly. The Offspring are an excellent band though I don't like their new stuff all that much. (They peaked on Americana in my opinion. One of the best CDs I own.) I espiecially enjoy "Can't Get My Head Around You", "Staring at the Sun", and of course the "Americana Song", plus I have to mention ye old standby "Pretty Fly." "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy." Also, need to mention the Bloodhound Gang since no one else has. "The Bad Touch" is one of the best songs to listen to at five in the morning. Besides that, they are just an all round fun band to listen to. Last but not least, Harry Chapin just for the songs "Sniper" and "30,000 Pounds of Bannanas." |
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| Ah, forgot to add the band I'm in called as of right now the Party Crashers though that is definately subject to change. We having fully completed any songs yet but the band has preposterous amounts of energy and testosterone ... PREPOSTERONE!!! Anyway, it's pretty good so far and our two guitarists kick a whole lot of ass. Besides that, we have some pretty manly lyrics, if you want I can post some on here. (Sorry, couldn't pass up the chance for shameless self-promotion.) |
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| Tenacious D 'Nuff said :) |
| What a day! What a lovely Day! |
| Yeah, I'm not gonna lie Maroon 5 is pretty manly............................. Wow what am I telling myself........ |
| I dont know if I was listening to the right brand new but wow it was not to my liking lol |
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Sorrow667 said: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie Maroon 5 is pretty manly............................. Wow what am I telling myself........ What? Maroon 5...They are as manly as a dog who just got kicked in the nuts.XD Another manly band: Lordi Lordi - Blood Red Sandman |
| Every time you make a typo, somebody in Zeta gets slapped. |
| Yeah, Sorrow you're definately gay if you think Maroon 5 is a manly band. Actually I think the Jonas Brothers have about the same amount of penis as Maroon 5, not even joking. What the hell is wrong with you. Anyway, Gwar is definatlely fun to watch perform and their stories are ... interesting to say the least. |
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| Dream Evil are just manly and this is the manliest song!!! |
| Every time you make a typo, somebody in Zeta gets slapped. |
| LOL crani that sure is manly! |
| No one listens to MAXIMUM THE HORMONE? Japanese Metal kicks ass. They did the 2nd DN OP and ED and a song about Freeza http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Anw6b4Eo6ww |
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| Personally, I'm not much of a fan of Maximum the Hormone, and I may recieve flak for that but I honestly don't see the appeal however, Abdington Boy's School pretty much kicks ass though i wouldn't quite consider them 'manly.' |
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| just because bands can shred like there's no tomorrow or scream like a silly bitch. doesn't make them a manly band. heck a manly band should showcase all the aspects of manliness. seriously. village people is manlier than the posted ones above. |
| ...Um yeah, I'm just going to ignore that last comment. I mean, I agree with you for some of the Village People but the half-naked Indian dude? Seriously, that wasn't very manly at all, not gonna lie, it was pretty gay. But since some action's going on in this topic I'll throw a new manly band out there: The Bloodhound Gang!!! |
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| Electric Six. DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! or In the gay bar! Gay Bar! Gay Bar! (it takes a real man to make a song with that title hilarious) |
| What a day! What a lovely Day! |
| AC/DC, Slayer, old Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, The Rolling Stones, Rise Against, Bad Religion, and the Dropkick Murphys are all pretty manly. |
KreltarJan 2, 2009 11:28 AM
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Archaeon said: Rammstein. No contest really. This. Also: Dethklok, Maximum the hormone...if i think of more i'll update this post. |
thepapercutFeb 17, 2009 10:29 PM
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| I dunno about the manliest band, but the manliest song would have to be by orgazmo |
| MOTHERFUCKING RAMMSTEIN. |
| I dunno, Lamb of God is pretty manly |
| Lamb of God is pretty cool. Although I must say that the Orgazmo song totally kicks ass. If I had to go with just one song, it would more likely than not be that. Also, Rammstein is great as is Gwar if you like fun concerts. |
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| DIRGE WITHIN!!! Back at a concert they asked for some weed from the crowd. |
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| Another manly band I might suggest: Dope. |
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| Also, Van Halen. |
People are strange, when you're a stranger |
| Touche. |
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Captain_GARlock said: RadicalGoodSpeed said: No one listens to MAXIMUM THE HORMONE? Japanese Metal kicks ass. yeah, japanese metal is great, but MtH isn't metal. Listne to Galneryus, Iron Attack!, Sabbat, X Japan, etc. etc. That's metal. MtH is just J Rock. Add Hellhound to that list of mainly heavy metal bands. Captain_GARlock said: Amon Amarth is manly. Fuck yeah. Viking fuck yes! And Korpiklaani (They talk about booze), Alestorm (Ye pirate metal, argh) and Týr (True Viking Metal from the Faroe islands). And if you want some brutal death metal, check these guys out: http://www.youtube.com/v/241M9Bn2POw&hl Max Kolesne (Drummer) is the shit. |
CraniAug 4, 2009 7:23 PM
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Crani said: And Korpiklaani (They talk about booze), Alestorm (Ye pirate metal, argh) and Týr (True Viking Metal from the Faroe islands). And if you want some brutal death metal, check these guys out: http://www.youtube.com/v/241M9Bn2POw&hl Max Kolesne (Drummer) is the shit. Damn dude just listen to the sheer power of the bass pedals with the guitars! |
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| Rage Against the Machine, American Headcharge, NIN, Tool, Deftones, White Zombie, KoRn, Chevelle, Taproot. Some people think Johnny Cash. |
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| yeah... kinda agree KoRn and Chevelle aren't manly. You can't deny Rage, Tool, Headcharge or Zombie, though. |
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| I don't know how you have gotten through life without listening to White Zombie or Rage Against the Machine... you're missing out. |
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