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15 Vulgar and Funny Quotes From Golden Boy

Golden Boy is a hilarious ecchi comedy about the young man Kintaro who constantly runs from one job to another and gets involved in various perverted situations. Here are 15 funny quotes from this anime that will leave you laughing nonstop!

by sashamayer19
Nov 18, 2015 11:44 PM | 8,160 views

“Kintaro, you're really good with boobs. Why don't you become an animator?” - Animator A

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Kintaro Animator



“Maybe not today, but a huge sun may rise tomorrow! ” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro



“Her beautiful Majesty sits here, and her assets are. . . No! I shouldn't think about things like that! ” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro toilet



“Oh, how naughty! Her Majesty's giving me a golden shower!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro toilet



“All right! I'll finish you with the Kogure Special Corkscrew Kiss!” - Hiroshi Kogure

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro Hiroshi Kogure kiss



“I was so excited about landing this job, I even studied all night about computers. But I get here and I have to clean toilets?! Crushed by my sorrow, I was wetting the toilet with my tears!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro computer toilet



“If you want me to lick your shoes, I'll do it. If you want me to wipe your ass, I'll happily do it.” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro lick shoes



“Oh, angel, you are too bright for me, a dirty sewer rat who has been exposed to the filth of this world!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro angel



“He's looking at my body like he's licking it!” - Naoko Katsuda

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro Naoko Katsuda



“Oh God, please forgive me and my stupid imagination!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro god forgive



“When your wounds heal, if you still don't hate me, please, come back and visit this town again. And then, please, take my virginity.” - Naoko Katsuda

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro Naoko Katsuda



“I JUST GOTTA SEE! The untamed wilderness kept within those clothes!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro



“Oh, please! Let me work here! I'll do anything! I'll clean your pool! Your ears! Launder swimwear! Underwear!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro



“Today, I may be a weak little bug that gets tossed in the wind, washed away by the currents, and drowns, but tomorrow, I may become the butterfly that spreads its colossal wings and flies the open skies!” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro bug butterfly



“I don't know if it's because they don't like the pool or something, but some kids suddenly throw up, and the smell of that stuff makes me gag.” - Ooe Kintarou

15 Funny Quotes Golden Boy Ooe Kintaro kids swimming pool


Golden Boy revolves around the adventures of the main protagonist Kintaro, a complete pervert who does all sorts of things to impress the beautiful women he meets. This anime is jam-packed with hilarious gags that will make you laugh until you cry. If you like good comedies with mature content, you should give it a shot!

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Anime: Golden Boy
Manga: Golden Boy
Characters: Kintarou OoeNaoko KatsudaHiroshi KogureAnimator A