For young teenage boys of a certain ilk, To-Love-Ru was the hottest manga and anime property ever. In the same magazine that ran Naruto and Bleach was another with hot alien anime babes flinging themselves at a self-insert male lead. I'm here to tell you that you are wrong! Not that I don't understand, having once been a teenage boy myself watching Love Hina. But you could be watching something so much hotter! To-Love-Ru is what a young teenage boy thinks is sexy. Here are some far sexier anime for you.
All ratings are accurate as of 12/02/2015
Monogatari Series
MAL Rated 8.41, Ranked #143 | Aired Summer 2009 | Produced by Shaft
Let's not step too far out of our comfort zone and stick to harems featuring a teenage boy being surrounded by a bunch of pretty ladies. The problem with something like To-Love-Ru is the girls are incredibly one-dimensional. They are the lazy fantasies of an adolescent boy, just throwing themselves at you. What's actually sexy is real ladies with real dreams and fears of their own. When they fall in love with you, it's not because they are simple-minded women who couldn't hold another thought in their head. It's because they, through a series of deep thoughts and complex emotions, decided that you were an incredibly sexy guy.
Also toothbrushes.
Space Cobra
MAL Rated 7.85, Ranked #746 | Aired Fall 1982 | Produced by Tokyo Movie Shinsha
Let's go retro and bring in the king of the butt. Cobra is a classic anime about a space bounty hunter with a gun instead of an arm. The original manga is by the King of the Rear End, Buichi Terasawa. The man has a love for buttocks on a level that surpasses mere mortals. Every single woman in that franchise has a bum that looks like it was sculpted by angels. They're all fully exposed and you will get to see a lot of them. Even the lady robots have cheeks that could hypnotise.
Kekkou Kamen
MAL Rated 5.96, Ranked #6196 | Released Aug 1, 1991 (OVA) | Produced by Dynamic Planning
Let's keep it retro with a manga by the godfather of pervy comics, Go Nagai, and his rather questionable story about a woman who fights crime wearing nothing but a mask, some boots , gloves and a cape. She's Kekko Kamen who is here to kick butt and also catapult towards villains crotch first. Since lady superheroes are often drawn with clothes so tight they might as well just be wearing bodypaint, it takes a true genius to bring this outfit to its eventual logical conclusion.
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
MAL Rated 7.81, Ranked #805 | Aired Fall 2010 | Produced by Gainax
Harem anime appear to be in a constant battle of one-upmanship to see who can push the barrier the furthest. Who can have their ladies wear the shortest skirts, the pointiest nipples or the most depraved sexual act without actually ever having sex. With so many series tiptoeing around ever going the full way with these, you might as well go with the series that pushes on those boundaries the most. Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt has a magical transformation sequence that is literally just pole dancing.