June 11th, 2010
Posted by xTheMentalist | Jun 11, 2010 7:17 PM | 0 comments
PROFILE 1.0: QUOTES FROM SONGS
("Airplanes" - B.o.B feat. Hayley Williams)
("I'll Be" - Edwin McCain)
("Billionaire" - Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars)
("Love the Way You Lie" - Eminem feat. Rihanna)
Posted by xTheMentalist | Jun 11, 2010 4:55 AM | 6 comments
April 11th, 2010
Okay so these are just stuff i do for fun (in short when i have nothing better to do - or when i can't be bothered doing homework)
I'm a lazy lazy person, i hope you like them anyway ^w^
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(requested by my friend for her Twitter bg)
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~ P l e a s e C o m m e n t ~
Posted by xTheMentalist | Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM | 4 comments
January 21st, 2010
MAL Anime Academy
Take a Poll Club
Monochrome★Sanctuary
Banner Making Club
Member Cards Club
Member Card Collectors
We Love Member Cards
Member Cards Obsession ♥
Member Cards Mall
Member Cards Workshop
Member Cards Paradise
Member Cards City
Card Kingdom
House of Cards
Birthday Cards Club
Monthly Member Cards
Random Cards Club
Love Cards
Skittles, Rainbows and Cards
My Editing Addiction
The Designer's Club
Pupsia's Workshop
Jya's Workshop
Mihiko's Dreamland
Ka~ Cards Club
Crazy Workshop
Claim Claim and Claims!
Claim an Anime Bishoujo and Bishounen
Anime & Manga FC
Anime Movie Club
Spirited Away
Anime Freaks
Reccomendation Club
Anime Recommendation
Manga Recommendation
Manhwa Fanatics
Royalty Club
The Old Elegant Story
Sweetest Scene
Romance Anime/Manga Fanatics
Chizuru x Ryuu FC
Amuto Fans Club
Mokona (Modoki) Club
Favorite Anime Characters
We Luv Anime Guys
Allen Walker Fanclub
Hitsugaya Toushirou Fanclub
Izaya Orihara Fanclub
Kidadada!!
Zero Fangirls Club
Hisoka Fanclub
Hitachiin & Co
Konata Izumi Fanclub
Hatsune-sama Fanclub
Kipi the Goddess of Cosplay
UTAU Fanclub
Kawaiiness!
Energetic Ppl Will Take Over the World
Guys With Nail Polish
Girls With Kimono
Patisseries Lovers
Sugar Addicts
11 Keys - Ice Cream Kingdom
My World is Your World
Mad Tea Party
Long Name Club.
Pantsu FC
Ecchi 4ever
Lucky Cat Club
Astronomy Club
« « B A C K « «
Take a Poll Club
Monochrome★Sanctuary
Banner Making Club
Member Cards Club
Member Card Collectors
We Love Member Cards
Member Cards Obsession ♥
Member Cards Mall
Member Cards Workshop
Member Cards Paradise
Member Cards City
Card Kingdom
House of Cards
Birthday Cards Club
Monthly Member Cards
Random Cards Club
Love Cards
Skittles, Rainbows and Cards
My Editing Addiction
The Designer's Club
Pupsia's Workshop
Jya's Workshop
Mihiko's Dreamland
Ka~ Cards Club
Crazy Workshop
Claim Claim and Claims!
Claim an Anime Bishoujo and Bishounen
Anime & Manga FC
Anime Movie Club
Spirited Away
Anime Freaks
Reccomendation Club
Anime Recommendation
Manga Recommendation
Manhwa Fanatics
Royalty Club
The Old Elegant Story
Sweetest Scene
Romance Anime/Manga Fanatics
Chizuru x Ryuu FC
Amuto Fans Club
Mokona (Modoki) Club
Favorite Anime Characters
We Luv Anime Guys
Allen Walker Fanclub
Hitsugaya Toushirou Fanclub
Izaya Orihara Fanclub
Kidadada!!
Zero Fangirls Club
Hisoka Fanclub
Hitachiin & Co
Konata Izumi Fanclub
Hatsune-sama Fanclub
Kipi the Goddess of Cosplay
UTAU Fanclub
Kawaiiness!
Energetic Ppl Will Take Over the World
Guys With Nail Polish
Girls With Kimono
Patisseries Lovers
Sugar Addicts
11 Keys - Ice Cream Kingdom
My World is Your World
Mad Tea Party
Long Name Club.
Pantsu FC
Ecchi 4ever
Lucky Cat Club
Astronomy Club
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Posted by xTheMentalist | Jan 21, 2010 1:57 PM | 1 comments
January 12th, 2010
Member Cards Mall
(requested card)
March competition entries (pulled out)
April competition entries (lost)
May competition entries (won 2nd place - Custom Category)
Claim Mall
PHAIL.
Koukou Debut
M.E.A. (Chibi Edition)
« « B A C K « «
(requested card)
March competition entries (pulled out)
April competition entries (lost)
May competition entries (won 2nd place - Custom Category)
Claim Mall
PHAIL.
Koukou Debut
M.E.A. (Chibi Edition)
« « B A C K « «
Posted by xTheMentalist | Jan 12, 2010 4:30 PM | 0 comments
December 7th, 2009
A "short" skit.
Character: Miko and Tony
Setting: Track Field
(Tony and Miko walking towards the field)
Tony: So remind me again why I have to join you in meeting Mr. Mendoza?
Miko: Simply put, I am afraid of him. And I suspect him to be a child molester.
Tony: Maybe, but you’re not a child. A child is a pre pubescent person who watches teletubbies. You are a guy who hangs out in the library to watch porn.
Miko: I was studying. And it was your mp4.
Tony: Exactly, you could’ve asked. I would’ve lent it to you.
Miko: I was studying and decided to listen to music. It was my surprise, as well as the girl’s next to me that instead of 2PM, I heard Maria Osawa moaning. And why the hell is it turned so high and the ear phone doesn’t work. I was banned in the library and had a chat with Mr. Hiyan.
Tony: You listen to 2pm?
Miko: That’s not the point!
Tony: Relax. The earphone has been broken for weeks and so is the volume of the mp4. That is why I don’t use it.
Miko: You could’ve said that to me before I was scolded by the librarian and laughed at by Mr. Hiyan. He said next tym use a psp!!!
Tony: You didn’t asked!!! I would’ve lent it to you!!!
Miko: Damn you.
Tony: You gonna cry now.
Miko: No, you’d like that.
Tony: So what do you like about 2pm again?
Mr. Mendoza: Hello boys. Welcome to the track field Miko. I believe this is your first time here and the semester ends next week.
Miko: I had the case of the dungue, sir. I gave you the medical permit.
Mr. Mendoza: I read it. And I also read your record. This is your third P.E. class that you will fail. That is a problem.
Miko: I failed all the physical exams, sir.
Mr. Mendoza: I see. You are a turnip.
Tony: What’s a turnip?
Mr. Mendoza: A vegetable.
Tony: I see.
I don’t get it.
Mr. Mendoza: There is nothing to get but a passing grade. Miko, what is the game where you hit a wooden ball with a mallet through hoops embedded into the grass playing court?
Miko: Croquet?
Mr. Mendoza: Correct. What is a wrestling move which consists of one wrestler picking up his or her opponent off the ground and then using a large portion of his or her own body weight to drive the opponent down on the mat?
Miko: A suplex?
Mr. Mendoza: Correct. How long is the starting line used in track and field races?
Miko: 5 cm?
Tony: And you listen to 2pm, really?
Miko: Why?
Tony: Those were in the finals last week. Only a few people got it correctly. Maybe Berry and some other smart guys.
Mr. Mendoza: Indeed. And they’re physical exams were barely passing. So in theory, you are as smart as them, Miko but too lazy to study and too dumb to hide porn in public.
Miko: So you know about it too.
Mr. Mendoza: That is not the point. The point is Miko, I have a way for you to pass your physical. Look over there, what do you see?
Tony: A wall.
Miko: With a bullseye painted on it.
Mr. Mendoza: You see, P.E.’s goal is to hurt your body. And you skipped that with a very life threatening disease. But I have a solution. Run a lap in the field and then run towards the wall. Easy as that.
Tony: …..
Miko: You want me to run into a wall voluntarily.
Mr. Mendoza: Yes. And running a lap will get you momentum which will hurt twice as hard when you crash into the wall. Do this and you pass P.E.
Miko: I prefer a pedophile teacher over a sadistic one.
Mr. Mendoza: Me too. But my ex-three wives will tell you otherwise. So run the lap and break a bone.
Miko: I hate my life.
( Miko changed into his shorts and did a crouching position so he can start the lap.)
Tony: Ok Miko, the wall is your enemy. First befriend it, then gain its trust and then beat it. Focus!!! You can do it, don’t mess this up. Just-
Miko: You wanna run the lap too??
Tony: No.
(Mr. Mendoza readies the signal and Miko runs the lap.)
Mr. Mendoza: He is fast.
Tony: yeah, but why is he closing his eyes?
MIKO OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
(Miko keeps on running with hiseyes closed that he forgot to turn at the designated corner and runs into a pole immediately knocking him out.)
Tony: …..
Mr. Mendoza: I take it back, he is not that smart.
Tony: That’s better than a wall though.
Mr. Mendoza: Look closer boy, it’s a fake wall. I had the drama club fixed a fake wall out of Styrofoam and painted it like a wall. I wanted to hurt him mentally not physically but I guess either way works. Tell him he pass P.E. Congratulations.
Tony: Wow…..you’re mean.
And that was better than tv.
(THE END)
Setting: Track Field
(Tony and Miko walking towards the field)
Tony: So remind me again why I have to join you in meeting Mr. Mendoza?
Miko: Simply put, I am afraid of him. And I suspect him to be a child molester.
Tony: Maybe, but you’re not a child. A child is a pre pubescent person who watches teletubbies. You are a guy who hangs out in the library to watch porn.
Miko: I was studying. And it was your mp4.
Tony: Exactly, you could’ve asked. I would’ve lent it to you.
Miko: I was studying and decided to listen to music. It was my surprise, as well as the girl’s next to me that instead of 2PM, I heard Maria Osawa moaning. And why the hell is it turned so high and the ear phone doesn’t work. I was banned in the library and had a chat with Mr. Hiyan.
Tony: You listen to 2pm?
Miko: That’s not the point!
Tony: Relax. The earphone has been broken for weeks and so is the volume of the mp4. That is why I don’t use it.
Miko: You could’ve said that to me before I was scolded by the librarian and laughed at by Mr. Hiyan. He said next tym use a psp!!!
Tony: You didn’t asked!!! I would’ve lent it to you!!!
Miko: Damn you.
Tony: You gonna cry now.
Miko: No, you’d like that.
Tony: So what do you like about 2pm again?
Mr. Mendoza: Hello boys. Welcome to the track field Miko. I believe this is your first time here and the semester ends next week.
Miko: I had the case of the dungue, sir. I gave you the medical permit.
Mr. Mendoza: I read it. And I also read your record. This is your third P.E. class that you will fail. That is a problem.
Miko: I failed all the physical exams, sir.
Mr. Mendoza: I see. You are a turnip.
Tony: What’s a turnip?
Mr. Mendoza: A vegetable.
Tony: I see.
I don’t get it.
Mr. Mendoza: There is nothing to get but a passing grade. Miko, what is the game where you hit a wooden ball with a mallet through hoops embedded into the grass playing court?
Miko: Croquet?
Mr. Mendoza: Correct. What is a wrestling move which consists of one wrestler picking up his or her opponent off the ground and then using a large portion of his or her own body weight to drive the opponent down on the mat?
Miko: A suplex?
Mr. Mendoza: Correct. How long is the starting line used in track and field races?
Miko: 5 cm?
Tony: And you listen to 2pm, really?
Miko: Why?
Tony: Those were in the finals last week. Only a few people got it correctly. Maybe Berry and some other smart guys.
Mr. Mendoza: Indeed. And they’re physical exams were barely passing. So in theory, you are as smart as them, Miko but too lazy to study and too dumb to hide porn in public.
Miko: So you know about it too.
Mr. Mendoza: That is not the point. The point is Miko, I have a way for you to pass your physical. Look over there, what do you see?
Tony: A wall.
Miko: With a bullseye painted on it.
Mr. Mendoza: You see, P.E.’s goal is to hurt your body. And you skipped that with a very life threatening disease. But I have a solution. Run a lap in the field and then run towards the wall. Easy as that.
Tony: …..
Miko: You want me to run into a wall voluntarily.
Mr. Mendoza: Yes. And running a lap will get you momentum which will hurt twice as hard when you crash into the wall. Do this and you pass P.E.
Miko: I prefer a pedophile teacher over a sadistic one.
Mr. Mendoza: Me too. But my ex-three wives will tell you otherwise. So run the lap and break a bone.
Miko: I hate my life.
( Miko changed into his shorts and did a crouching position so he can start the lap.)
Tony: Ok Miko, the wall is your enemy. First befriend it, then gain its trust and then beat it. Focus!!! You can do it, don’t mess this up. Just-
Miko: You wanna run the lap too??
Tony: No.
(Mr. Mendoza readies the signal and Miko runs the lap.)
Mr. Mendoza: He is fast.
Tony: yeah, but why is he closing his eyes?
MIKO OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
(Miko keeps on running with hiseyes closed that he forgot to turn at the designated corner and runs into a pole immediately knocking him out.)
Tony: …..
Mr. Mendoza: I take it back, he is not that smart.
Tony: That’s better than a wall though.
Mr. Mendoza: Look closer boy, it’s a fake wall. I had the drama club fixed a fake wall out of Styrofoam and painted it like a wall. I wanted to hurt him mentally not physically but I guess either way works. Tell him he pass P.E. Congratulations.
Tony: Wow…..you’re mean.
And that was better than tv.
(THE END)
Posted by xTheMentalist | Dec 7, 2009 12:34 AM | 3 comments