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June 30th, 2010
so i realized something after seeing this weeks ep of True Blood. we don't get to see VampXVamp sex very often in movies/shows. one party is usually human. well let me tell you, i saw it on Sunday night and "rough" now has a new definition. HOLY HELL O_O!!!!

say you're a dude having sex with a chick, you're on top, face to face with your lady, and you suddenly get the urge to pull her hair as if you were doing it from behind(or just get sick of lookin at her face)...well if you're vampires good news! simply twist her head around, ALL the way around, to where she's looking at the floor and you're all set.

.....

truly a disturbing thing to see =|
now you can be disturbed along with me :). you're welcome

Posted by alizjandra | Jun 30, 2010 12:02 AM | 14 comments
April 18th, 2010
IF YOU'RE BORED AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW IT, IF YOU'RE BORED AND YOU KNOW IT WRITE A BLOG(damnit, i AM awkward aren't i >_<)

this manga is so insane that i don't even know what to say about it. i'll be reading and BAM! something happens/is said that makes me literally lmao(ok maybe not "literally" cause i still have my ass). and i'm not talking about the shock humor of the "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE KILL KILL KILL KILL" stuff, cause really, after about the millionth time that stuff isn't that shocking. it's usually some random line that'd i'd never expect to hear coming out of a characters mouth that makes me genuinely laugh. a lot of times the DMC fans are the ones that really get me. like this...

http://www.onemanga.com/Detroit_Metal_City/28/13/
"i guess Jagi-sama can't stand to look at small fires"

...lol i mean, wtf? XD i'm STILL laughing over that and i read it near 30 minutes ago.
the phrase "it's so stupid that it's fucking brilliant" comes to mind when i think about this shit. is it the best thing i've ever read? hardly lol. but it's so ridiculously absurd that it's funny as hell :D

i really feel sorry for the people that pass up the opportunity to have laughs like these cause they're too prudish to get past the language and themes that surround DMC. such a shame.

it'd be easy to sit here and go over everything about the manga that i like but if you've read it it's likely you already know what i'd say XD.
so instead i'm just gonna go read some more and laugh. it's good medicine i hear lol.
Posted by alizjandra | Apr 18, 2010 9:03 PM | 6 comments
April 16th, 2010
my mom knows i like anime right? doesn't really know much about it besides the fact it's Japanese. but she knows that Big Lots has anime for like $3 a dvd. so she bought me some of this "anime". what she got...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mummy:_The_Animated_Series

>_>

god love her XD
i couldn't bare to tell her "no =|"
least she tried
lmao
=)
Posted by alizjandra | Apr 16, 2010 11:19 PM | 6 comments
March 25th, 2010
i'm not allowed to watch UK play cause they lost both games that i saw =\
what the fuck is that shit? it's like blasphemy for a resident of KY not to watch UK in the NCAA tournament.
the worst part is, i'm in the same room as the tv >_>
so i'm wearing headphones, listening to music and staring at the computer to keep from watching XD
and bored obviously >_<
GAH!

have some lyrics
Imma be on the next level
Imma be rockin over that bass treble
Imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew
Imma be makin all them deals you wanna do
Imma be up in that maylist flicks
Doin one-handed flips, and Imma be
Sippin on drinks cause
Imma be shakin my hips
You gon be lickin your lips
Imma be takin them pics
Lookin all fly and shit
Imma be the flyest chick
Imma be spreadin my wings
Imma be doin my thing (do it do it - okayy)

Imma Imma swing it this way, (imma imma) Imma imma swing it that way
This is Fergie-ferg, and Imma (imma) be here to say
21 century until infinity
Posted by alizjandra | Mar 25, 2010 9:01 PM | 10 comments
December 3rd, 2009
someone needs to find out about Sai already. i mean really. just tell someone! that way Sai can play when he wants. i'm not saying everyone should know just one person maybe. that's all.

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so ok, i understand that Sai doesn't want to interfere with Hikaru's games but would some words of encouragement be too much to ask for? before the game even starts, Sai is commenting on Hikaru's nervousness. i don't see what harm it would do to say "hey Hikaru, it's ok. just relax. you have no reason to be scared of these people just because they're adults. i myself am an adult and far stronger a player than any of these people yet you're able to play calmly and confidently against me. you have nothing to worry about if you just do what you always do" nothing more.
Posted by alizjandra | Dec 3, 2009 11:39 PM | 2 comments