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July 25th, 2011
Hello, Akatsukizero here with another blog entry^_^

As some of you may know, i've always had crazyass dreams but I think that this one may trump it.

so here goes

Today I had this dream that I was hanging with Shinji Ikari,Shinji Hirako,Izaya Orihara and Makoto Kino, and we were going to this place that looks like a nightclub. well we get there and standing outside of the joint was Cody from Street Fighter Alpha 3 and Kenpachi Zaraki. So we get to the door and I said to Kenpachi and Cody what's going on and they said that the three weeks ago Chibiusa ended up pissing off May Chang and now thanks to them the owner of the nightclub has issued a cage fighting tournament inside and the winner takes home 970,000 dollars if they manage to beat the undefeated champion of the nightclub and that the current fight is has been going on for awhile now, so ww headed inside the nightclub and to my surprise the place looks like a friggin stadium and the first thing I said '' this is a nightclub, it looks more like the arena in Tekken 4 or Def Jam Vendetta.'' and then Ikari said ''you play way too many video games you know that?" and I looked at him and asked how did he know and he said.

"dude, you and only you can dream up crazy s**t like this man, I mean you watch anime before you sleep at night right?''

and I said '' who told you?''

he said ''#1. because you are hanging with us in a dream, and #2cause i'm standing here talking to your 3 dimentional ass and you are answering back''

so we started laughing after that and took our seats to watch the battle. inside the cage Rock Lee was fighting with Ranma Satome and the fight as going well up until Ranma got hot water thrown on him and Lee got Drunk and tried to get all freak nasty.

meanwhile Izaya started talking about his fan nickname of trollizaya, saying that he was pretty much the greatest troll in the world and that is when the s**t hit the fan when Hazama overheard and all hell broke loose, a riot broke out and here's what happened.

Ren got into a catfight with Chi
Hinata & Orihime doubleteamed the Natusme Sisters
Chun Li kicked Kimishima's car to pieces trying to catch Lupin III
Makoto from SF3 got into a fight with Tatsuki claiming she stole her look
Ryoko cracked Ayeka over the head with a beer bottle
Misato got pissed with Ryoko for using her beer to hit Ayeka
Rei Ayanami just stood there like ''WTF'
Ed Elric was cool, intil Krillin called him '' The Blond Ponytailed Midget in the Corner''

it was absolute chaos for there was beer, boobs, bottles, and butts flying all over the place.

And then after all the chaos madness and other battles inside the joint (or outside because the nightclub is now destroyed) we all stood there silent and wandering whats going on, and then Usagi opened her mouth and said

''Best Damn Nightclub Fight EVER!''

and we cheered like the crazy bastards we were

that's when Hirako said '' well that was fun, but what the hell just happened?''

and right before I woke up Makoto Kino and I looked at one another and said to the 4th wall " tonight you saw some crazy shit man, and now you gotta go cause you ain't got to go home but you got to get the hell up outta here^_^.

and that was my strange ass dream for today, Goodnight Everybody^_^

Posted by akatsukizero | Jul 25, 2011 10:11 PM | 0 comments
March 20th, 2011
Note: The thoughts in this blog are real thoughts of mine and are used and intended for comedic purposes, so no need to freak out and think that AKATSUKIZERO'S OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN.......or am I? *psychotic laughter* just kidding , so sit back and enjoy^_^

Hello, for those of you that don't know me please allow me to introduce myself,I'm Akatsukizero and I have some crazy and I mean CRAAAAZY thoughts. seriously my thoughts would make FLCL look like Lucky Star (well to some extent anyway). If i were to describe my thoughts it would be described as " A PSYCHOTIC,TWISTED,CHAOTIC,TWISTED NIGHTMARE FANTASY THAT ONLY A PSYCHOPATH THIS SIDE OF DEADPOOL WOULD THINK OF" well some are, but if I were to get into that it would take me all night and probably all day to make a list of weird things to fuse Bible Black with ( LordCrab knows what i'm talking about I think he's still recovering from the constant barrage of things I came up with,don't believe me? just ask him I DARE YOU lol).

Yep, the things i come up with would make you laugh, crenge, scream or beat me (not in THAT way you sick little pervs,lol jk) but really folks here's a little taste of my crazy thoughts and what if's

What if I fused some movie directors with anime characters/cereal mascots? I mean really, who in their right mind would want to see a movie directed by Gene Frankenberry or Francis Ford Chocula and don't get me started on Benicio Del Horo.

CandleJack Nicholson anyone, eh it could worse could be a cross between Ron Jeremy and Hentalia Axis Powers, ladies and gents I present to you Ron Germany(shudders)

Also (I am so gonna get my ass handed to me for this) I wonder what would happen if you fuse Zangief with Asuka from Evangelion (Now I'm screwed)

Do anyone wanna know how to use the 3 seashells? well i'll tell you how, first you take the two seashells and pull gently and then you scrape with the third i s**t you not( no pun intended).

If The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was Blazblue, Kyon would be Ragna, Koizumi would be Hazama, Mikuru would be Litchi,Yuki would be Noel, Haruhi would be Taokaka, and Ryoko would be Jin right? but if that's so then who the Hell would be Arakune.....Tsuruya O_O (oh help us all)

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Big Magnum, It's coming to get ya.*

I wonder how LordCrab whould react if he saw Ren cosplaying as Duck King from Fatal Fury breakdancing? What, it's not like I said anything about Cou and Rowan dancing to Juggernaut's theme like a bunch of male strippers

BTW, Here's the theme for your enjoyment, now start dancing
FYI, Ino Yamanaka can dance to this to you know, why do you think she looks the way she does in Shippuden lol

Well people thanks for taking a trip into my thoughts, it's been fun and I hope you got SOME laughs out of them at least^_^

This is Akatsukizero saying" PEACE AND GOODNIGHT^_^"

Posted by akatsukizero | Mar 20, 2011 9:36 PM | 1 comments
November 7th, 2010
For those of us that remember it, the final broadcast of Toonami was the most destructive if not painful blow to those of us that remember it, It introduced to us anime like Outlaw Star, Sailor Moon,DBZ,Big O and Gundam Wing just to name a few as well as shows like Thundercats and Silverhawks. I must confess that while I know that the way they ended Toonami was already a decent way of saying goodbye to us Toonami Faithful was difficult because Steve Blum (the voice of TOM for those that don't know)said that "giving that speech was among his most difficult to get through in his career."

and here is the speech

"Well, this is the end, beautiful friends. After more than 11 years, this is Toonami's final broadcast. It's been a lot of fun, and we'd like to thank each and every one of you who made this journey with us. Toonami wouldn't have been anything without you. Hopefully we've left you with some good memories. So, until we meet again, stay gold.


And with those final words spoken, our childhood dies right?........WRONG.

The eternal flame that is Toonami still burns in the hearts of those of us that remember it and keep it's memory alive, through many forms and shapes.... and that's why I have taken the liberty to give Toonami a proper send off, a burial fit for such a legendary cartoon show loved by those who have witnessed it and have fond sweet memories of "the greatest cartoon show."

(a proper song for such a fitting end)

So with these final words let's all pay our respects to Toonami and let's never forget of the joy,memories and legacy that what's left behind, pagua sanpha,pagua sanpha,pagua from the bottom of my heart I guess that what I'm trying to say is ,Thanks for eleven great years, Toonami. We'll miss you.

(Gone but never frogotten)
Posted by akatsukizero | Nov 7, 2010 3:29 AM | 1 comments
April 3rd, 2009
Dr_Jan_Itor was my inspriation for this, so i decided to marry Hinata Hyuuga. I guess 100 signatures will do so feel free to sign the petition to make it happen.
Thank you.^_^

People Who Have Sign the Petition!:
1. Dr_Jan_Itor
2. Aviana


Posted by akatsukizero | Apr 3, 2009 9:54 PM | 8 comments