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Welcome back. Last time we did a tough girl. Now it’s time for a really tough girl.

: Damn right!

: We don’t really stand a chance against her, do we?

Probably not. Regardless, let me introduce…



: Hah hah hah! My adorable minions might have failed, but I shall triumph!

Why do you hate me so much?

: Because we stand against asses! And you are the only one into them out there.

I didn’t really need confirmation of that… So lonely…

: Zettai, you still have me.

Thanks, Raika.

: Still, since I’m generous I’ll let you blog me first. Go right ahead!

Body

Hair
Momoyo has black hair. Looks great with her long framing sidebangs and is a good length too. Only flaw is her bangs are the standard big middle bang ones, but otherwise she’s just amazing.
Score: 9.5

Eyes
Momoyo has red eyes. She also has a strong tsurime. She just needs glasses to be perfect, which Topaz surely agrees with.
Score: 10

Build
Momoyo has issues here. Not her height, as 173cm is awesome and fits her badassery well. Blood type 0 for the record. The problems are two. First her measurements are 91/58/88 unceremoniously run into the 90HB and are just lame, especially considering this is supposed to be an ass series. In fact, this is the other problem: despite being from an ass series, she has paizuri. BULLSHIT. Shows like DxD and Monogatari that think breasts are the greatest thing on Earth never have facesitting or lapdances (let alone anal of course), so why should an ass series have paizuri? The answer: It shouldn’t have it. Yet it does. Fuck Takahiro and fuck traitor shows.
Score: 5

Butt
Momoyo does have a nice ass regardless. Even shown bare. That definitely helps.
Score: 6

Clothes
Momoyo does well here. Her default clothes are good and she has a few decent alternate costumes like karate outfit and bikini. The best is the sukumizu though. Nice.
Score: 8

Mind

Personality
Momoyo is pretty cool. She’s a bodyguard hired to defend Yamato the main guy when he was younger. She became his older sister of sorts and grew together. Now she’s one of the four devas, the strongest people in the world seems like, and all around badass.

Now for personality. Momoyo is cool and strong and domineering, basically like a more sadistic version of Ryuuko last week (No wonder Topaz likes both). She’s ridiculously strong to Saitama levels, popular among both genders and just plain cool. Probably as a name pun her favorite food is peaches and drink is peach juice. Overall she’s a great girl, just happens to be stuck in a traitorous show because Takahiro is a bad man.
Score: 8

Reception
Momoyo does well here. Main heroine, most fanart but not all the fanart, you know the drill. At least she’s not Miyako the cursed one.
Score: 8

Libido
Momoyo does very well here. She’s dommy, sadistic, and enjoy taking charge. As girls should. Her only flaw is the anime implies Yamato likes her but goes with a no-win situation and that’s really lame. She needed to win for more points, please understand.
Score: 9

Age
Momoyo is apparently 18 years old. Good for blogs. Her birthday is the 31st of August which would be cooler with the numbers reversed.
Score: 9

Voice
Yuu Asakawa does a good job on a Topaz girl, again. He really likes this woman.
Score: 7.5

Total: 80 - Excellent

: Are you sure I’m a villain? I scored really well!

Because you’re a great girl! It’s just your game is traitorous and lame. Sorry for the low body score because of chest stuff, Topaz. You’re free to like her regardless!

: I’m sure he understands.

: He surely does. But now, Zettai, we shall fight!

I’m not really ready for this…

: Any last words?

…LOOK, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY! *points behind Momoyo*

: That sounds like a diversion to me. In the other hand, what if there’s an actual monkey with three heads behind me? *turns around*

Yoink! *grabs Raika’s hand and runs away*

: No monkey…. *turns back* Oh no, I’ve been bamboozled! *chases after Zettai*

: Zettai, she’s catching up to us!

Damn me using DEX as the dump stat!

: You’re going to see! PERFECTLY NORMAL PUNCH! *punches the air, which sends a bullet of wind forward and misses Zettai, destroying a large tree*

We’re doomed for!

: That’s bad! *trips and falls on all fours* Oops…

RAIKA!

: Gotcha! *readies to smack Raika*

: Urgh… *accidentally lets out a huge fart*

: That stinks… Topaz girls hate farts as he’s not the one into that… *faints*

We won!

: Somehow! What now?

Well, since this was a villain blog TECHNICALLY next should be the Topaz birthday blog. I hope he liked this ice flower girl.

: He sure did, given how quickly he blogged her…