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The Helpful Book

Once Upon A Time There Was A Young 10 Year Old School Girl Named Alice Holly Who Was Sitting In Class On A Sunny Friday Morning

Her Teacher Happily Said "Right Children..., For Homework You Must All Choose A Book..., Any Book You Like.., It's Up 2 You..., Then In One Week Today On Next Friday You Must All Stand In Front Of The Class One At A Time And Tell Us About This Book..., Don't Pick Anything 2 Hard And If You Get Stuck On A Spelling Ask A Parent 2 Help You...., As A Reward For Doing A Presentation On Your Chosen Book I'll Organise A Special School Holiday Trip 2 Disneyland Paris That The School Will Pay For.., But Only If You Complete This Assignment"

One School Boy Put His Hand Up And The Teacher Kindly Said "Yes Dear".........., And The School Boy Said "Can I Please Do My Star Wars Book?"

The School Teacher Happily Said "Of Course"

Another School Boy Put His Hand Up And And The Teacher Kindly Said "Yes Dear".........,And The School Boy Said "But What If We Can't Read The Book Within A Week?"

The School Teacher Kindly Said "That's Why I Advice Picking A Small Easy 2 Read Book..., It Doesn't Have 2 Be Anything 2 Hard Or Complex..., Just Pick A Book That You Think You'll Like..., Even A Book With Lots Of Pictures Is Fine Too"

A School Girl Put Her Hand Up And The Teacher Kindly Said "Yes Dear"........, And The School Girl Happily Said "Can I Please Do My Disney Princess Book?"

The School Teacher Happily Said "Of Course You Can"

Another School Girl Put Her Hand Up And The Teacher Happily Said "Yes Dear" And The School Girl Happily Said "When Are We Going 2 Disneyland Paris?"

The School Teacher Happily Said "In Two Months Time..., We'll Go On The Train And Will Stay At Disneyland Paris From Friday Night Into Monday Morning...., And Your Parents Won't Have 2 Pay A Single Penny If And Only If You Complete This Homework Assignment By One Week..., Understood Everyone?"

The School Class Children All Said (At The Same Time) "Yes Miss"

So Alice Holly Had A School Project That She Had 2 Complete In Exactly One Week

It Was Now A Few Hours Later On Friday Night And Alice Holly Knew She'd Fail

The Problem Was That Alice Holly Didn't Like Reading Books..., Because No Book Seemed 2 Interest Her..., Not Only That But Standing In Front Of The Whole Class And Talking About A Book Seemed 2 Scare Her Because She Got Stage Fright

About A Year Ago She Had 2 Quit Drama Class Because Of Stage Fright....., Needless 2 Say She Was Terrified Of Standing In Front Of Whole Class And She Knew She Would Fail..........., Or Would She?

After A Visit 2 The Library And Trying 2 Read Books..., She Realised She Loses Interest In Books After Only A Few Minutes..........., Alice Holly Looked Really Sad....., She Walked Home From The Library Upset..., And She Walked Into Her House And Went Upstairs 2 Her Bedroom

She Had Lots Of Harry Potter Toys.., Because She Was A Massive Harry Potter Fan.........., She Was Also In Gymnastics Club Every Wednesday Evening After School...., And She Also Loved Little Witch Academia, Mary And The Witch's Flower And Kiki's Delivery Service

As Alice Holly Sat On Her Bed She Saw The First Harry Potter Book That Her Mother Got For Her For Christmas.........., It Was On Her DVD Shelf...., Alice Holly Had Only Watched The Harry Potter Movies..., But She Thought She'll Try Reading Harry Potter And The Philosopher Stone For A While

She Opened The Book Harry Potter And The Philosopher Stone And Tried 2 Read It...., Unfortunately She Lost Focus After Just 3 Pages...., What Didn't Help Was Her Fear Of Standing In Front Of The Whole Class 2 Talk About Her Chosen Book

*Knock* *Knock* "It's Me Sweetie" Said Alice Holly's Mother

Alice Holly Sadly Said "Come In Mam"

Her Mother Opened Her Daughter's Bedroom Door And She Saw That 10 Year Old Alice Holly Looked Sad....., So Her Mother Gently Said "What's Wrong Honey"

Alice Holly Sadly Said "Mammy Do You Know About The Trip 2 Disneyland Paris"

Her Mother Happily Said "Yes"

Alice Holly Sadly Said "I Can't Go"

Her Mother Gently Said "Why"

Alice Holly Said "In Order For Me 2 Go I Have 2 Read A Book And Then Talk About That Book In Front Of My Whole Class...., But I'm Scared Because I Get Stage Fright...., Not Only That..., I Can't Focus On Reading..., I'm Sorry Mammy"

Alice Holly Gave Her Mother A Hug And Her Mother Saw Harry Potter And The Philosopher Stone On Her Bed And Her Mother Gently Said "You Even Tried Harry Potter Didn't You?"

Alice Holly Sadly Said "I've Tried But I Can't Focus..., It's Not Like My Reading Skills Are Bad..., But I Don't Wanna Read If I Can't Focus Because Then It's No Fun...., I Have The Attention Span Of A Baby"

Her Mother Gently Said "Sweetheart..., No You Don't....,All Kids Are Different..., Say You Love Witches And Magic Don't You?"

Alice Holly Sadly Said "Yes"

Her Mother Gently Said "And You Love Gymnastics?"

Alice Holly Sadly Said "Yes I Do"

Her Mother Happily Said "Then There Is A Brand New Book Out That Is Perfect For Children Like You"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Really"

Her Mother Happily Said "Yes Dear...., The Book Is Called *A Witch's New Best Friend* And It's About A Witch Who Makes A New Friend....., This Witch Is A Bit Weird...., She Does Things Differently..., But She Makes A Perfect New Friend In Her Magic School For Wizards And Witches"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Like Hogwarts?"

Her Mother Happily Said "A Bit..., Hey Why Don't We Go 2 The Store And Buy It"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Thanks Mammy"

Her Mother Happily Said "But You Have 2 Promise 2 Try Your Hardest 2 Read It...., Deal"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Deal" And They Both Shook Hands And Went 2 The Store And Her Mother Bought *A Witch's New Best Friend* For Her Daughter Alice Holly

On The Way Home In The Car Alice Holly Couldn't Believe The Things It Said On The Back Of The Book..., On The Back Of The Book It Said.....,

*This Is A Book Of Sensational Magic For Children Who Find Reading The Normal Way Boring....., Prefer Reading In Odd Positions?...., Do You Read Hanging Upside Down?....., Or Do You Read On A Broomstick?....., Are You A Fan Of Wizards And Witches?...., Have You Ever Wished You Could Put The Pages Of A Book Into A Magic Potion And Drink The Knowledge?..., Do You Like Hanging Upside Down...., Are You A Gymnast?...., Do You Ever Wish You Could Jump On A Broomstick And Escape From School And Have Fun While Learning?....., If So Then This Book Might Be Just For You ;) This Book Turns Reading Upside Down In Ways You Can't Imagine....., The Perfect Book For Fans Of Magic, Sorcery And Those Who Can Never Seem To Keep Still And Just Love To Hang Upside Down And Play In A World Of Their Imagination Instead Of Studying A Book Sitting Down The Boring Way....., This Book Will Bring The Very Best Imagination Out Of Your Children And Will Inspire Them With Friendship And Fun :)*

Alice Holly Happily Said "Hey Mammy..,., This Book Seems Crazy..., Put The Pages Into A Magic Potion And Drink Up The Knowledge...., If Only Things Were That Easy..., The Back Is Saying I Don't Have 2 Sit Down 2 Read This Book..., And I Can Read This Book Upside Down..., Can I Do That?"

Her Mother Happily Said "Yes..., You Hang Upside Down On Your Gymnastics Bar Sometimes Don't You?"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Yeah...., I Love Doing That...., But It Also Says *Do You Read On A Broomstick?..., But My Broomstick Can't Fly"

Her Mother Happily Said "Silly..., You Have An Imagination Don't You?"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Hehe..., Yes Of Course I Do"

Her Mother Happily Said "Then Do What This Book Says"

Alice Holly Happily Said "What Do You Mean?"

Her Mother Happily Said "Instead Of Reading This Book Sat Down On A Chair Or Lying On A Bed You Can Instead Play Around The House Carrying This Book..., You Can Read While Skipping 2 Music....., Or Read When Your Out Of Breath...., Read While Hanging Upside Down..., Read While Playing With Your Toy Broomstick..., Act Out Scenes From The Book Maybe..., I Don't Know..., Maybe Do A Cartwheel Between Every Page...., Read On Your Trampoline...., Read While During Adverts When Watching Disney Channel........, Or You Can Always Read While Spinning In Circles Too"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Yeah..., Thanks Mammy"

Later In The House Alice Holly Picked Up Her Harry Potter Toy Broomstick And She Held The Book *A Witch's New Best Friend* In Her Right Hand And She Held Her Toy Broomstick In Her Left Hand And She Turned Her Radio On And She Played Music....., And She Happily Spun Around And Around And She Pretended 2 Fly On Her Broomstick Like A Witch...., And Alice Holly Was Running Around Bubbling With Energy...., But Best Of All She Was Reading *A Witch's New Best Friend*......, And She Was Loving Each And Every Moment

Alice Holly Held The Book *A Witch's New Best Friend* Tightly While Running Around The House And Garden Holding Her Broomstick In Her Other Hand With Music Playing In The Background...., The Book Was Making Her So Happy And She Was Smiling And Laughing And Playing Happily

Later Her Mammy Asked "So You Like The Book?"

Alice Holly Happily Said (While Skipping And Jumping Around The House) "Yes Mammy..., I Love It..., It's Even Better Than Harry Potter"

Her Mammy Happily Asked "Really..., Wow.., So What's This Book About"

Alice Holly Happily Said (In A Super Fast Excited Voice Bubbling With Childlike Energy) "It's About A 13 Year Old Witch Who Loves Flying On Her Broomstick And She Loves Reading Books While Hanging Upside Down..., But She Hates Reading Books Right Side Up...., And She Loves Sneaking Up On People And Scaring Them..., At First Nobody Seemed 2 Like Her Because She Would Surprise The Other Children Out Of Nowhere With A Sneak Surprise...., But She Has A Heart Of Gold..., And She's Always Barefoot"

Her Mammy Happily Asked "And What About The Friend She Makes"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Oh.., She's Obsessed With Magic Potions...., She's The First Friend She Ever Has....., She's A Magic Potion Star Pupil..., A Bit Like Me In Gym Class"

Her Mammy Happily Said "Oh..., I'll Leave This Book 2 You Then Darling...., Keep Having Fun" And Her Mother Gave Alice Holly A Gentle Kiss On Her Cheek

And After Another 30 Minutes Of Running Around Like Crazy Reading *A Witch's New Best Friend* With Music In The Background.., She Decided 2 Hang Upside Down From Her Knees On Her Gymnastics Bar For A While..., So She Hung Upside Down So She Can Experience Reading Just Like The Main Character Of Her Book Reads

Alice Holly Loved How Everything Looked While She Hung Upside Down...., Because When You Hang Upside Down You Get 2 See Everything Upside Down..., Not Only That But Hanging Upside Down Makes Her Tummy Feel Weightless As If There Was Zero Gravity Inside Her Tummy..., Basically Hanging Upside Down Was Extremely Fun..., And Now She Continued Reading *A Witch's New Best Friend*

And In Just Another 20 Minutes She Completely Finished Reading *A Witch's New Best Friend* While Hanging Upside Down...., And She Was So Happy..., So She Flipped Back 2 Her Feet And Ran 2 Tell Her Mother That She Finished The Whole Book

Over The Weekend She Read *A Witch's New Best Friend* Another 3 Times..., Twice On Saturday And Once On Sunday..., She Either Read While Hanging Upside Down Or She Read While Playing And Running Around The House With Music In The Background......, Who Knows?..., Maybe It's Not The Reading That Put Kids Off Reading..., Maybe It's That Kids Don't Like Sitting Down 2 Long..., This Book Was Something Special

On Sunday Night Alice Holly Happily Said (In A Super Excited Voice) "Mammy This Book Is My Favourite Book In The World...., I Adore The Characters And The Fun They Share..., But I Don't Know How 2 Show My Love For This Magical Book In Front Of My Class..., That's Kinda Scary..., But I Really Don't Care...., Because I Love This Book"

Her Mother Happily Said "Why Not Show The Class How You've Been Reading It?"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Yeah..., I Could Run Around The Classroom While Jumping And Skipping And Pretending 2 Be Inside The Story..., And I Could Play Music 2 Keep Me In The Mood.., So Mammy Can I Please Take My Toy Broomstick 2 School On Friday"

Her Mother Happily Said "Of Course You Can"

Alice Holly Happily Said "And Can I Please Take My Radio To?"

Her Mother Happily Said "Of Course You Can"

Alice Holly Happily Said "But How Can I Hang Upside Down In Class?"

Her Mother Happily Said "Ask Your Teacher If You Can Show Your Book In The School Playground..., I Certainly Think She'll Let You..., Trust Me"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Okay Thanks Mammy" And They Both Gave Each Other A Big Hug

The Next Day On Monday In School Alice Holly Happily Said 2 Her Teacher "Miss I've Chosen A Book"

Her Teacher Happily Said "Great Sweetie.., Is It Good?"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Yes..., It's The Best Book Ever..., But I'm Bringing My Toy Broomstick And My Portable Radio 2 School On Friday..., And Please Please Please Can I Do My Presentation In The School Playground..., You See This Book Is A Little Different And I Wanna Show That In Front Of My Class"

Her Teacher Happily Said "Okay Then Dear..., We'll Take A Little Trip 2 The Playground For You 2 Show Your Book 2 The Class"

Alice Holly Happily Said "Thanks Miss"

During The Next 4 Days She Re-Read *A Witch's New Best Friend Another 6 Times After School While Playing Happily..., And Then It Was Friday

In Class Alice Holly Was Slightly Scared Of Going In Front Of Her Whole Class 2 Present Her Book..., But She Knew She Had 2 Try..., Because This Was Such A Super Special Book...., She Was Totally In Love With The Characters Of This Book

After Several Kids Done Their Presentation Of Their Chosen Book Her Teacher Happily Said "Right Children..., Alice Holly Asked Me If We Can Do Her Presentation In The School Playground..., So Follow Me"..., And Everyone In The Class Walked 2 The School Playground

Her Teacher Happily Said "Off You Go Alice Dear"

Alice Holly Stood In Front Of Her Class In The Playground...., It Was A Hot Sunny Day..., And Alice Holly Happily Said "Hello..., Um.., Have You Ever Thought That Sitting On A Desk 2 Read 2 Your Teacher Or Lying In Bed 2 Read 2 Your Parent Was A Waist Of Energy..., Didn't You Wanna Play Instead Of Read?..., Well Now You Can Play And Read At The Exact Same Time..., This Book Showed Me That"

"What Does She Mean" Whispered A School Girl

"This Must Be Cool" Whispered A School Boy

Alice Holly Happily Said "On The Back Of Thus Book It Says..., *This Is A Book Of Sensational Magic For Children Who Find Reading The Normal Way Boring*....., I Think Being Made 2 Sit At A Chair And Read Is That Boring Way..., Then It Goes On 2 Say If You Read Upside Down Or Read On A Broomstick..., And I Did Just That"

Then Alice Holly Turned Her Portable Radio On And Played Some Music..., Then She Done A Cartwheel..., And She Picked Up Her Toy Broomstick In One Hand And She Picked Up The Book *A Witch's New Best Friend* In Her Other Hand..., And She Happily Started Running Around The Playground Talking About The Book...., She Happily Said (While Skipping And Dancing And Happily Pretending 2 Fly) "This Book Tells The Story Of A Teenage Witch Going 2 A Magic School For Wizards And Witches...., She Sadly Has No Friends..., Why?...,Because She Loves 2 Sneak Up On People And Scare Them Surprisingly From Behind...., But The Sad Thing Is She Hurts No One..., She's Only Having Fun..., She Also Hates Reading Books In School..., She Doesn't Like Reading Or Studying In School..., Because The Whole Setup Annoys Her..., Yet At Home She's Read Hundreds Of Books..., How You Wonder?"

Alice Holly Then Hung Upside Down On The School Monkey Bars..., And Alice Holly Held The Book *A Witch's New Best Friend* Tightly..., And She Happily Said (While Hanging Upside Down) "The Main Character Of My Story Loves Reading Books Upside Down...., But She Hates Sitting At A Desk Reading Book Right Side Up...., Why Can't We Read Books In Gym Class?..., Why Can't We Exercise In English Class?..., This Book Has Showed Me That Being A Kid Means 2 Learn While Having Fun..., Isn't It Better 2 Learn That Way?..., The Main Character Is Also A Super Fast Broomstick Flyer And She Is Always Barefoot..., Why?.., Because Being In Bare Feet Helps Her Climb When Sneaking Up On People..., She Doesn't Drink Anything But Milk And Nothing Else...., But Will She Ever Have A Friend.., The Answer Is Yes"

Then Alice Holly Flipped Back 2 Her Feet And She Energetically Picked Up Her Toy Broomstick And She Started Skipping Around The Playground Again While Happily Saying "She Eventually Makes Friend With Another Girl Who Sadly Doesn't Have That Many Friends Either..., She's A Magic Potion Genius..., But She's Failing In Other School Projects..., But Her Magic Potion Mixing Skills Are Awesome..., Together These Two Characters Became Best Of Friends...., And Best Of Witches..., I Highly Recommend *A Witch's New Best Friend*"

Alice Holly Then Turned Her Radio Off And Everyone In Her Class Clapped Proudly...., Her Teacher Proudly Said "Well Done Alice..., I'm So Proud..., You've Definitely Earned Your Trip 2 Disneyland Paris..., Well Done"

And *A Witch's New Best Friend Remained Alice Holly's Favourite Book For Her Whole Life....., And They All Lived Happily Ever After

The End :D
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