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This is the Five-hundred-and-twenty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*This week's blog starts out in Topaz's house with no one to introduce it.*

: W-wait up! I didn't realize that it was time to start!

*Ririchiyo enters the frame, panting.*

: My apologies! Then again, I wouldn't have to be the one welcoming you if SOMEONE who was SUPPOSED TO was here!

*Riri looks towards the bedroom.*

: Maybe you readers will help encourage him. Come on, this way.

*She seems to take the camera and leads it to the bedroom.*

: Listen. What you're about to see... It's not pretty.

*Riri then opens the door, revealing that the bedroom has been trashed. There's crumbs and packaging waste from food products all over, and there's dirty clothes and dust everywhere as well. Topaz is there, laying on the bed watching his phone.*

Ha ha ha! Memes!

: TOPAZ! It's Thursday, and do you know what that means?

Not at all. I mean, this season only has shows on Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. There's nothing to do today, so I'm allowed to waste my time watching videos.

: Isn't there something that you should be doing?

Naw, I'm good. Tomorrow Smash is coming out, but today I'm completely free. Though I guess that I should catch up on my backlog, especially with PreCure. I always plan to do that but get distracted too easily and I apologize seriously.

: What about your BLOG, Topaz? Don't you need to work on it?

It's alright. I have all day.

: That doesn't mean that you should be THIS lazy! I mean, you're normally lazy but this is RIDICULOUS!

You haven't even seen my final form.

*Topaz starts eating junk food in the middle of his bed, otherwise curled up in a cocoon of blankets ready to sleep.*

: Topaz... you're getting crumbs all over the bed! Don't you think you should be doing something other than wasting time here?

It's alright. The viewers aren't able to see us.

: But the VIEWERS ARE HERE!

WHAT?!

*Topaz gets up, the foodstuffs on his lap falling off. He starts looking all around, shuffling through the garbage piles.*

: Believe me, your viewers are glad that you're wearing pajama pants rather than not wearing pants at all...

That's not important! I need to find this week's girl!

: You certainly do, but I don't think that you'll be finding her in this junk heap. Come on, let's go.

No, she's here. She's been here for a while.

: W-WAIT WHAT?

Did you really think I'd make a mess like this by myself? I got help from a master.

: A master what? A master procrastinator?

More like a master relaxer. Not that I really needed one, but I've never felt more peaceful!

: That's all fine and good, but let's look for her.

Wait! What's that?!

*Topaz points.*

: What, did you find her?

*He then picks up a bag of miniature chocolate bars.*

I forgot I had this. It's from Christmas, but should still be good!

: That was almost a year ago, Topaz! *shakes head* Don't get distracted, Topaz! You have to find the girl!

Of course! Wait!

*He points to a pink bunny chair. It has a sheet over it, with a vaguely feminine shape under it.*

: There she is!

*Topaz rips the sheet off, but the feminine shape is just conveniently placed trash.*

Curses, foiled again!

: Will you quit filling time with fake outs? I'm surprised that we haven't heard a random cat jumpscare or something...

Don't be silly. But you're right. We have to lure out the girl.

*Topaz shakes the bag of candy.*

Fortunately I know what to do... CANDY SHOWER!

*He then tosses some of the chocolate bars on the floor. A loli comes out from under the bed.*

: CANDY?!

Gotcha!

*Topaz grabs the mysterious loli occupant.*

: NOOO! Stop grabbing me! Help, girl over there! He's touching me inappropriately! I demand compensation!

: Well, I can see why you are such a lump right now...

: Heh, so you've seen my handiwork? Do not think that I'm done with Topaz, though. He still needs some more work...

I think that I've gone too far even now. I've almost forgotten about my blog!

: What about your blog?

The thing that I told you about and brought you here to do.

: Ughhh... Sounds like a pain.

*Anzu scratches herself shamelessly.*

: Have some respect, for yourself and for the blog!

: Too much effort...

Don't worry, as I'll do most of the heavy work and writing. You just have to sit there and listen.

: Still too much effort. Why can't I go in the other room while you do this blog thing?

: Hey, the other girls are more willing! Like Haruna, Ranko, and Uzuki!

: Yeah, yeah... whatever.

But if you do this blog, I'll share all the profit with you! Everyone will be able to see how cute you are as well!

: That means royalties, doesn't it!

*Riri pulls Topaz aside.*

: She knows that you do this for free, right?

She doesn't have to know that.

: What are you two whispering about?

S-she's just mad that she has to share the profit with you. Nothing to be worried about!

: I see then. Well, when are we going to get started? You can't keep my adoring fans waiting, can you?

Certainly not, especially because I'm one of your fans. Now, since we've found her let's say that...



==Head==
===Hair===
Anzu may not have the best hair, but she does quite well. Her hair is fairly long, going past her hips but fortunately it doesn't cover her ass. This is because she keeps her hair in low twintails, which I really like. She also has two bumps in the back, making her hair look a little like a mushroom (though not overly so). Her twintails are also held with holders, which depend on her outfit. Anzu also has a long middle bang, but it's blunt which helps. The gaps on the side are too big to call it a hime cut, but her straight bangs look nice. Her sides aren't too thick, with most of the hair on the sides of her head being pulled back for the ponytail. Still, her sidecurls seem to go past her chin which is nice. Anzu does have blonde hair, or at least very light tan, but it looks good with her. For a bit of variety she has a few different styles, such as having her hair down or in a twin braid, on some cards which give her a bit more variety. Overall Anzu has really great hair, with it fitting her body really well.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Sadly Anzu doesn't wear glasses, even as a short moment as far as I know or remember or could find. That said, she still does really well even if she has some things that are usually issues. Anzu's eyes are tarame, but with her small stature that works pretty well. Even with the tarame eyes she still has a lot of determination in her eyes (when she wants there to be, at least) and they also work with her sleepy low-energy personality. It's hard for me to tell the color of Anzu's eyes though, they look brown to me but I've been known for not knowing colors that well. Overall her eyes are very pretty and she looks great even with a lack of glasses.
Grade: B

: Ugh... I get enough of that from Haruna. Don't you guys know how hard it is to fall asleep in glasses?

That's fair, but there's a simple solution. Don't fall asleep randomly.

: Um... *lays down* I can't hear you, I'm too tired and sleeping. Snore snore.

And in the middle of the blog too...

: Topaz. She's not really sleeping.

: Yes I am, I mean “snore snooze snore”.

*Anzu almost got up, opening her eye before closing it. She wasn't falling for a trick that easy.*

No no. It's a shame that she's asleep though. After the blog I was going to share this candy with her...

: CANDY?

*Anzu sits up at the word, coughing a bit.*

: I-I mean, there's no way I can sleep here. It's far too loud and I want to make sure you get my good side. After all, the royalties from this blog should be huge, right?

Something like that...

===Face===
Anzu is an extremely cute girl. Her small size really works well with her cute puni-like features and the art style really amplifies her appearance too. She's just so adorable with her dot nose and acorn-shaped face with soft cheeks. She also has amazing expressions too. Most of them fall into one of three categories: Either her cutesy idol persona, a “don't bother my I'm being lazy”-type of face, and one of the best smug faces I've ever seen. Anzu just seems to have a perfect grin for that type of thing, and in general I really like her expressions. She's just so adorable and cheeky!
Grade: A+

==Body==
===Build===
Anzu is also very “cheeky” here, but more on that later. Anzu is 139 cm and 30 kg, making her one of the smallest girls in the whole franchise (which is surprising considering how many there are). That said, her measurements are a secret even if the majority of girls in the franchise have them. It is said that the hacking meganekko Makino found them out, but as of now they are still hidden out of public knowledge. That said, Anzu is still fairly slender and loli-like. This is good as she's really short and while she's loli-sized she doesn't seem too bothered by it. She even says that she doesn't want to get taller or bigger as that's a waste of energy. I take this as being proud of her body, which I like. Also her “close friend” Kirari is quite tall so she can pick up Anzu easily (which is how she's often captured). In addition, Anzu's legs are pretty nice considering her small size and her feet are shown bare quite a bit (even if I'm not into looking at feet too much). Of course, we can't forget about Anzu's ass either. It even gets spanked at one point in the main series! Well, above her clothes and not intentionally, but still! She also has a few ass shots on some cards, with the best shot being where she's stealing moon dumplings. There's also some times where she's sitting on her bunny, even if it's not emphasized too much. It's not that big, but considering Anzu's small size I suppose that might be expected. That said, she's still quite good overall and has a beautiful loli body.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned before Anzu is pretty slender and loli-like. That also applies here, fortunately, as she has a flat chest. She seems pretty proud about it as well, as like with her small body in general she's glad to not be carrying around excess weight (which would be too much work). She does wear a bikini top in one Halloween picture, so she's not too afraid to show off (within reason) either. Still, it's mostly hard to tell and I wouldn't mind her showing off a bit more (well, not with nipples or anything as that doesn't fit the series, but at least make her measurements known or something!)
Grade: B

: That's certainly true. Why anyone would want to expend the energy to grow disgusting lumps of meat? They're not good for anything.

Certainly not!

: You're not one that should be agree with that. I've found your books under your bed.

T-those aren't important...

: Topaz, what did I tell you? Keep those on your computer, where we don't have to see them!

I thought that they were! There shouldn't be anything under the bed! I'd be surprised if there's enough room under there with all the junk for Anzu to even fit.

: Alright then, so I saw the while snooping around his computer. Still doesn't mean that he's not a mamocentric idiot!

*Anzu points her finger at Topaz.*

: Don't think I didn't notice a theme with your favorites! Shotacom paizuri lover!

I am. I mean, that's not an insult if you're just pointing out the truth.

: I think she's more complaining that you don't have enough books involving girls like her.

But that's different. I can still appreciate beautiful slender girls like you!

: Say that to your friends!

: Wait, are you trying to get him in trouble so that you don't have to stay here as long?

: Uhh...

Because I will finish the blog, even if you distract my readers.

: Curses! Why did my plan falter?

It's because I have no shame!

*Topaz gives a smile.*

: Huu huu, fortunately I do not either!

*Anzu does the same smile with thumbs up. Ririchiyo sighs from this.*

: You two are too synchronized. How about we get going with the blog?

Sounds like a good idea. Let's finish up, as I think that you might be pleased.

: I doubt it, but continue regardless...

Don't expend so much energy being excited. But still, let's continue onward!

===Clothes===
Anzu also does really great here, as a lot of idols do. The outfit she's most well known for is a shirt with “If you work you lose” in Japanese on it, as well as striped bloomers. Not buruma, as that would be good, but the boring fluffy kind of bloomers that looks more like shorts. Other outfits include an assortment of idol outfits too. If you include the cards she has a lot more including an outfit with a hat, necktie, vest, and white shirt. Some other outfits included a striped two-piece swimsuit that sadly covers her navel and has shorts, a miko-like outfit, even more idol outfits (some of which also have nice hats), a Halloween devil with cloak as well as a gothloli-like devilish costume with miniskirt, a striped leggings and bikini top, both a normal Santa costume and a sexier Santa costume with her navel exposed, a kimono, a sundress with hat, a yukata, a maid outfit, a bunny ears kimono that makes her look queenly, and a blazer schoolgirl outfit with necktie and plaid skirt. Overall she has a lot of great outfits, though she is strangely missing something obvious in a sukumizu (both as it would fit her body type and it fits with her being to lazy to go shopping for a swimsuit). Still, with all the appealing outfits she does extremely well here.
Grade: A+

==Mind==
===Personality===
Anzu is almost like my spirit animal, I like her so much. She's a lazy girl who would rather laze about than do actual idol work. She got recruited when out shopping for her weekly food supply (so she has to leave the house as little as possible) and while she originally rejected being an idol she wanted to become one when the talk of royalties and never having to properly work came up. Still, she's a NEET even when it comes to being an idol. She phones in her live concerts by pre-recording her choruses because she's too lazy to sing a full song (fortunately she's not mocked for this as it fits with her character). Anzu also has a habit of talking people into either laying around with her and not working or into making them feel guilty about making her work. She also likes to hide, even to the point of making obvious hiding places for people to think that she's in while hiding elsewhere. Sometimes I think that Anzu would probably put more effort into not working than she would actually doing what she was told to. Still, she works with other idols just fine. Anzu also has a habit of manipulating people with trolly logic. One example is when she gets caught eating dumplings for the moon festival and tries to get out of it by saying that the offering is for the rabbits on the moon, she has a stuffed rabbit, and as the stuffed rabbit's master she deserves the dumplings (she got yelled at afterwards). Oh, and she has a stuffed rabbit she takes everywhere named “Bunny” (yes, it has an un-creative name but Anzu is lazy. She named one of her songs basically “Anzu's song” because she's too lazy to make a better name). She is also a genius when needed, solving a math problem in the series to get out of being forced to do bungee jumping. Anzu's favorite hobbies are sleeping, playing video games, and watching anime and reading manga (outside of sleep, those are my hobbies pretty much too). She also likes junk food and sweets, especially candy. Probably the most interesting thing about Anzu, other than her awesome tastes in hobbies, is that she was one of the first Cinderella Girls to get a voice. She's very popular, which is awesome for the cute lazy loli. Speaking of her voice, Anzu is voiced by Hirami Igarashi. She gives the girl a cute good voice, one that's pretty fitting as well. That said, Hirami Igarashi isn't a very major VA as most of her roles seem to be in hentai, or are less-famous roles like Hina the loli from Papaetc, Yuri the meganekko maid from Overlord, or Aoi from Long Riders. Not that it hurts Anzu that her VA isn't used more often, though. Overall I really have a close connection to Anzu, and she is a great lazy genius just like myself (well, she's certainly lazier but still).
Grade: A

Though allow me to take a moment and apologize for my past blogs.

: You're not going to have a literal “apology” hint hint nudge nudge, right?

: Ugghhh.... Do we really have to do this? It sounds like a lot of wasted energy...

It's something that really should be done. But it's just me apologizing, and no distractions.

: Such a waste of time...

Hey, it's not like I'm paying you by the word. *looks to the side* It's not like I'm paying you at all, but that's aside.

: HEY JUST WAIT A MIN-

Anyway, while not a blog I should apologize for a really old blog comment. I was being lazy with Haqua's, or maybe MAL was acting up and I got irritated, but regardless I apologize for the poor comment that doesn't make a joke or try to bring people in. I really should have known better.

: But it's fine, because working hard is a waste of effort. Now, about my payment-

I just hope that Haqua is able to hear my apology, as I am severely sorry for her.

: Topaz, it's been years since her series ended and I doubt that anyone has thought about the series in that time.

*Meanwhile, in Hell and certainly no Home for Infinite Losers, two demons are poking a terrible evil harem “winner” with pitchforks. One of them looks up after showing off her thong ass, and the other asks what's happening.*

: Something up, Haqua?

: Not at all. I just feel as if someone is talking about me. I only hope that it's a good thing, but it's good that I'm still being remembered even now. I do forgive them, for whatever they did. N-not that I really mind, of course.

*Haqua then pouts before resuming prodding the overrated harem “winner”, and we return to Topaz.*

I would also like to apologize to Zettai about Takane's blog.

: Haven't you done that enough? I'm sure he forgives you thanks to all the Takane service you've given him!

Yes, but that didn't mean that I needed to give service to myself! It's a shame that it turned into such an NTR-ish scene as that was not my intent at all.

: That's what you get for working hard. Be more lazy, and continue with the blog!

Not before I apologize for Takane's blog! And also Azusa's blog, since we're on the topic of Idolmaster though that one was more mamocentric like too many of my earlier blogs...

: It's alright, I'm sure that Zettai understands your issues and likes your character development!

I can only hope so...

*Meanwhile, backstage at an idol festival.*

: Don't worry, as I forgive you. I've had plenty of fun.

: What are you talking about?

: Oh? There was someone here? ...Heh, I was just talking to myself, thinking back on Topaz's blogs...

: I remember that. But I'm sure he apologizes for what I did too, as I was feeling very excited and probably ruined the one I starred in. I should apologize to him and Zettai sometime...

: I'm sure that Zettai would rather I “apologize” for you. I know just the way too, ufufu...

*Takane pats her fat ass, making it jiggle in her tight skirt. A third idol comes up.*

: Miki wants to know what's going on!

: Just discussing the blogs.

: Miki has heard of those! Miki wants one as she's bound to do well!

: With Topaz maybe, and even then you might suffer these days...

: Hmmm, this group is highly suspicious. As if the one who arranged us needs to have their eyes scooped out with a rusty knife...

: Ara ara, I'm certain it is just coincidence. Besides, they should know that your body is improved now.

: Miki noticed! It's that Takane's ass is much bigger!

: Well, I wasn't going to say anything but I can't let horrible cows outdo me. My gigantic ass has to reign supreme!

: Miki certainly is impressed!

*She pokes Takane's fat ass, which springs and bounces.*

: AH AHH! Be careful! I'm saving a lot of “performance” for Zettai!

: Stop that this instant, Miki! That's a huge threat. But didn't you use it all up a few weeks ago in that one concert?

: The one with Uzuki and others including Mikumo's Venus ass and Kanan's bodysuit ass? Sure but I've had a lot of ramen since!

: Miki says not to fart during the performance!

: I suppose, but I'm still going to have to punish the ones who arranged this...

*The three go on stage as we return to Topaz and the others. We don't want a copyright strike on this blog....*

: So how much longer is this going to go on?

Topaz: Probably not much longer. I just have to apologize for Ayame's blog.

: AGAIN? I mean, she's a pile of poo but you've already apologized for her. I think.

Topaz: I suppose that's fair. But do know that I'm still sorry for giving her so many points in personality when she's boring and mamocentric, her clothes are boring and mamocentric, and in general she's boring and mamocentric.

: Sounds terrible, unlike me! Speaking of which, can we get back to the blog? I'm losing what little attention I have.

Great plan, as Ayame doesn't deserve a scene. Let's finish up then!

===Libido===
Sadly this is Anzu's worst area. She really doesn't seem to show any, and unlike most of the characters she doesn't seem too into the producer either. Though she is tsundere for him, as she takes his candy and says it's because it's the sweetest but refuses to tell the brand so that she can “have it all to herself”. She does have a Valentine's day card where she's offering chocolate, though considering the comic she's probably just eating it herself. That said, Anzu does have a special bond with Kirari the hyper tall girl. They're in a pair together, and are complete opposites but are a rare example of that pair completely working. The two even wish to be together and one of the best scenes in the series is with Kirari on Anzu's lap saying how nice their bond is and Anzu gives a sweet smile.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Despite appearances Anzu is seventeen. This means that she gets a good score, even if it would have been better had she been a year older. Her birthday is also September second, one day after the tall Kirari's birthday.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: A-

And that's the score for the week.

: W-wait...

*She rubs her eyes.*

: I-is that a really high score? I mean, it's not super high, but considering Anzu isn't a meganekko that's still really good!

: HA! I should have known that you didn't like me as much as you expected-w-wait, what was that?

: Topaz scored you pretty well! You've even beaten me!

: Wait a minute. Let me see that!

*Anzu pulls the score card out of Riri's hands. She then grins evilly at her total, laughing at the assistant.*

: Oh ho? It looks like Topaz has a NEW favorite loli.

In all fairness Ririchiyo would score FAR better these days. Just her chest score would probably make up the difference, and that's not counting the fact that I'd probably score you better now that I've finished your story.

: I-I don't need your pity! (Though I still enjoy it. Thank you, even if I can't tell you in person.)

That said, because Anzu scored so well she gets a picture!

: E-EHH? I wasn't informed of this!

: Well, we weren't expecting you to get such a good score either. Don't worry, as you won't have to do anything at all.

: Ugh, such a bother. But make it quick.

Let's see here. Say cheese!

: Too much work...



: There. Picture. Now can I go back to lazying about?

That's not a very good picture. I mean, it describes you well but it's really plain. How about we spice it up a little?

: Such a BOTHER! I'd better get some vacation time after this...

: Being fair you'll have vacation time until Topaz needs you again. So put in the work!

: Finee.... But do you think that you can leave so that I can get ready?

Leave so that you can lock us out of the room so that you can laze about? I don't think so.

: Tsk, how dare you counter my genius plan. Well, let's do this then...

*Anzu gets in her big bunny chair, sitting cutely.*

: Go on, take the picture!

Certainly! Here it goes!



Well, that was certainly a picture.

: Still looks a little plain..

: You are being too picky.

: I just want to make sure Topaz is fair to the first loli with a picture is all!

Right, and I want it to be sexy too!

: I'm a cute idol, I don't get sexy roles a lot. But that does remind me. I did have a gravure picture from a beach shoot recently...



*Topaz sighs*

Well, that's probably the best that we'll be getting. Not that there's anything wrong with it, as you look cute Anzu.

: Of course, as I ALWAYS looks cute!

: Certainly. But now that the blog is over what are we going to do?

: I'm going to sit here and lay about. Maybe grab a cola too...

*Anzu starts eating junk food and drinking cola right out of the bottle.*

: Ugh, I see where you got your lazy habits from... But any ideas about next week, Topaz?

Hmmm... Laziness... Cola... hamster... I know!

: I'm confused again. Can't you be more specific?

Let's just say that we'll be looking at a certain imouto with a normal and chibi form. And she ain't no yeti either!