emperortopaz's Blog

May 11, 2017 7:35 AM
Anime Relations: Suite Precure♪, Suite Precure♪ Movie: Torimodose! Kokoro ga Tsunagu Kiseki no Melody♪
This is the Four-hundredth-forty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Currently we're behind enemy lines in a hidden fortress on an extraction mission. We were sent here to rescue Kanade.

: That is me.

Exactly, who we were successfully able to free.

: It was strangely easy.

I'm not complaining. I mean, we did see an enemy but through our superior wisdom and stealth we were able to make it inside.

: That and I don't think that she's that evil.

That too. Either way we took a side mission to speak with the queen of Major Land.

: I prayed at a fountain to make her summon.

: That you did, young one. But now that I am here Topaz has asked upon me to be the subject of his... blog, was it?

: I was talked about last time, if you are curious.

: And what did he speak about?

: Nothing too embarrassing.

: Being fair Topaz doesn't talk as much in certain areas about girls in kids shows as he does in more... "mature" works.

There are reason for that, those girls have more to talk about usually.

: Oh! I would hope that you would not talk about me in an improper way.

You shouldn't worry.

: But I'm so much mature than my bony daughter. No offense meant, of course.

Don't worry, we understand. It's more the show's content than the character.

: I don't know Topaz, she IS the "goddess of Love".

I think that's just her namesake, she's not actually a goddess.

: Your friend, my seat, does believe as much. He even bowed and prayed to me.

: To you?

: Well, to a certain part of my body. Meaning my ass, of course.

: Yep, that sounds like Zettai. So where is he now?

: I'm currently sitting on him. I know you can't see him due to my big dress though.

*Aphrodite shakes her hips, jiggling her meaty cheeks. A moaning is heard from under her skirt.*

: W-wait... You're sitting down?

: Why yes, yes I am.

: But you're STILL over a head taller than us.

I guess she's just a really tall woman.

: That's edging on mini-giantess size though!

: My height isn't the only thing that is mini-giantess-sized though.

*She shakes her ass again, even bouncing up and down on Zettai's face.*

Sounds sexy. Though speaking of your body, do you mind if we start the traditional beginning?

: Of course, I was under the impression that it had begun already!

: Well then, since Topaz has been granted permission it looks like...

Today's girl is:



Aphrodite
from
Suite Precure


Hey, that's my job!

: Not like you were doing it properly. You kept getting distracted by her ass!

No I... Okay, so I was but still. I suppose that I can be lazy just this once.

: Just once?

Okay, so I'm quite lazy. No need to keep picking on me for it. Though I have to ask, why did you offer to introduce Aphrodite, Kanade?

: I figure that if I didn't keep speaking up I'd slowly get pushed into the background.

: I understand that, especially with how your show treated you.

: It doesn't help that Aphrodite's fat ass is so intimidating too, there's no way my bony ass could compare!

: I'm sure yours will grow eventually. But I will warn you, I may disappear for a short time.

I wouldn't mind that. But why are you saying that?

: My previous meal did not agree with me. Though speaking of which, I shall return.

*Aphrodite disappears as suddenly as she appeared.*

: I wonder what that was all about.

: I'm pretty sure I know what it was.

Same here, especially since as a proper queen she wouldn't want to do it in front of us.

: I think I'm lost here...

*Aphrodite returns, with a relieved smile on her lipstick-wearing lips.*

Feel better?

: Quite.

: I still don't know what went on!

: Hmmmm....



: I would rather not inform you of that.

: This STINKS!

You don't know the half of it...

: Anyway, fanservice scenes aside let's begin!

Alright then, let's go forward!

Head
Hair: Aphrodite has really great hair. It's long, which is always a plus, and it's wavy and looks extremely good and majestic. Her hair is so long it even reaches the ground (quite the accomplishment considering how tall she is), and even the side reach her waist. Aphrodite does have curved bangs with an M-shaped opening in front, and she wears a tiara of sorts on her forehead (it's mostly hidden by her bangs). She also has a cute rose headdress/crown with some cloth that looks extremely great. Oh, and we can't forget that Aphrodite is blond (and actual blond, unlike what the wiki says about Kanade). Overall she looks really beautiful and majestic, befitting the character well. I'd say that I'd prefer darker hair, but it may not fit as well with how "good" Aphrodite is (shame her hair didn't turn black and her eyes turn red when she becomes evil in the movie).
Grade: A-

Eyes: Aphrodite's eyes sadly are not as strong. They are a tarame, but at least they do look narrow which is kinda cool and fits with her mature look. She does have some eyelashes but nothing too noticeable in the actual show. Golden eyes also work with Aphrodite, playing off her hair well. Sadly, as mentioned before her eyes don't change to a cooler color in the movie. In fact, the movie hurts Aphrodite quite a bit as her eyes look empty or lifeless. I really dislike this effect, which is a shame as she would have gotten an alright score without that.
Grade: C+

Face: Aphrodite does have some problems here. I don't mind the fact that her face is more mature than the girls, that much is understandable. I don't like the fact that she has a long nose though, and she also wears lipstick which isn't something I look for. It is mostly noticeable on her lower lip, if curious. That said Aphrodite's head is a nice shape, and I like how her face is framed by her long hair. Overall while it has some problems it's not completely terrible.
Grade: B-

*Topaz picks up a newspaper.*

Huh, did you girls see the good news about PreCure?

: KiraKira is ending early and will be replaced with Cures that actually fight?

Sadly no. Wait, did I say "good" news? I meant the opposite. Saban picked up DokiDoki and are going to dub it.

: Not even Mana deserves that...

Agreed, and that's saying a lot!

: At the very least we should be glad that they are going in the forward direction. Our series barely made it to safety as it was directly before Smile.

: I can only imagine how awful they would ruin Suite and the prior series...

Bet that they would give the great sounding Aphrodite the voice of a sixty-year-old woman who has smoked for over sixty years. And try not to think about that.

*Riri pauses for a little bit, but places her hand against her head.*

: ARGH! I thought about it! Quick, change the scene or something!

Good plan, let's get on with the blog!



Body
Build: Sadly due to Aphrodite's clothes we don't see much of her body. Her clothes hide her so much that there were rumors going around that she was pregnant, and being fair it does look that way. Sadly despite mentioning it in the blog Aphrodite does not have a huge ass (though maybe she does, we just don't see it). What is shown is that Aphrodite is really tall. Like to the point where she's almost twice as tall as the Cures (who are mostly middle school girls). I'm not sure but she's possibly even taller than her husband Mephisto which would help her out. Overall, I'd like to see more of her but I do really enjoy her being as tall as she is.
Grade: B

Chest: As this is a kid's show (or specifically one for girls) Aphrodite isn't too big. As an adult she's not flat either, putting her in the middle ground. It's somewhat hard to tell, again due to her outfit, but she does have some curve to her chest.
Grade: B

Clothes: As I mentioned before, Aphrodite has problems with her clothing. Not that it's a bad dress, the big frilly dress looks really majestic on her, but it does hide her body quite a bit. The big portion in the middle, as I said, makes it look like she's pregnant though she isn't (as far as we know). The big ribbon in front is pretty, and I do like the feathery shoulders as they look cool. It's mostly white, signifying her as a sign of good and there's also some pink (sorta like a wedding dress, in a way). It really wouldn't have been too bad if we could have seen her in a more casual outfit, in like the finale or something after all the problems were solved.
Grade: C+

*A loud crashing sound is heard in the other room.*

Huh, I wonder what that could be.

: Probably just that unsteady suit of armor I told you not to touch getting knocked over. I'm sure that it's nothing to do with us.

: Hey, where did Aphrodite go off too?

*She reappears, again in the water.*

: Do not worry. I needed to feed my loyal seat.

: Feed? I don't understand.

: I wouldn't pry into it any further.

: I merely gave him some homemade chocolate. He seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.

: Wow, I can't believe that you'd make Zettai chocolate. I didn't know you were skilled at cooking.

: Whatever do you mean?

I think that we're getting too distracted. How about we return to the blog.

: That is fine by me. I even feel more refreshed after the "meal" as well.

: Go to the blog, Topaz. Change the conversation!

Well then, let's finish it up!

Mind
Personality: Aphrodite is the Queen of Major Land, or is it "Empress". I'm not sure, it probably depends on which subs you use (I don't know enough Japanese to know for sure). Either way she's the reigning leader of Major Land and is a great one at that. She also helps out the Cures when they need advice. Sadly she does troll sometimes when she promises to go to the real world but doesn't. Still, she supports the PreCure in a good way even if she doesn't get a lot of screen time (still, she's one of the best Cure-helpers I imagine). Aphrodite can also create a barrier with her harp, which is used to protect her from the big boss of the series. Speaking of bosses, Aphrodite took a creature called "Howling" inside her during the movie, showing that she'd sacrifice herself to save her country. Overall Aphrodite is a gentle and loving mother and queen, and is a great character which gets additional support in the movie. She's voiced by Noriko Hidaka who gives Aphrodite a beautiful and mature voice.
Grade: B

Libido: Well, as Aphrodite is a mother we can assume that she had sex at least once xD. Well, at least if Major Land is anything like real life, they have magic so who knows. Anyway, what is more important is that she's in a devoted relationship with her husband Mephisto. The two seem to care for one another very much, even when one becomes a villain.
Grade: B

Age: Aphrodite is the mother of one of the Cures (Ako) so she is fairly old. The only question is that I'm not sure how old she is actually. Ako is one of the youngest Cures (in the franchise, I mean) so it's possible that Aphrodite isn't that old. Then again she could also be centuries old, due to Major Land not being the "real world". Still, she looks good and mature which is a major plus.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8.0
Final Grade: B

And that is the blog for this week!

: How wonderful, and it seems that I have obtained a high score.

: Way higher than I did, which is a shame.

: Blame your bony ass!

And the age, likely among other things. But since you're here how about you give us that power that Kanade was planning on getting.

: Oh yeah. I almost forgot that.

: Sadly I cannot give you any more power, Topaz.

Ah, I do suppose that my potential was already unlocked last year.

: Which means it's all down hill from here.

: Now, to give you the ability to transform when alone Kan-BZZT-ade..

*Aphrodite's connection to the real world is getting scrambled.*

: What's happening, Aphrodite!

: Looks like she forgot to pay her internet bills.

: Something-BBZZZZTTT-Is interfering! I-I might-BBBZZZTTTT-suddenly disa-BBZZ! But, don't forget-BZZTT!-very important-BBZZZT! *click*

*Aphrodite's connection is lost.*

: What's very important! APHRODITE! APHRODITE!

It sounds like something evil is afoot!

: But in reality it's a BACK as in BEHIND US!

*The trio look back and see Hibiki all tied up. Cure Beat has her foot on her back, stepping on Hibiki.*

: Sorry, I got caught.

: I should have known that you weren't new recruits!

: And yet it took Hibiki there getting captured to realize that.

: What are you doing here, Hibiki?

: I came to rescue you, but it seems I'm in need of rescue!

: Don't worry. Just because I was able to capture you easily doesn't mean that I won't give you a fair battle.

*Beat tosses the tied up Hibiki at Kanade, who starts untying her friend.*

: Jeez, you always act without thinking. What am I going to do with you?

: Sorry, it's just that the suit of armor looked so cool! Who new that it would fall over if I touched it.

: I guess that just shows how impulsive you are, harumph!

: Sorry sorry!

: Knock it off, you married couple.

: & : WE AREN'T MARRIED!

: Surrrrreee...

Just transform you two and prepare for battle!

: WITH PLEASURE!

: If you insist...



: We're ready to fight!

But that will have to wait for next time.

: Really, you're going to drag this out for another week?

If I'm good I'll drag it for another week yet!

: He likes doing monthly PreCure series.

: That must mean he'd want to talk about me next time!

That I will, though I wonder how the last one will fit in...



Oh well, I'm sure it'll be seamless. Either way, join us next time where we face off against Cure Beat/Eren!

: While not a mature girl you know she'd do well as she's Topaz's favorite!

: Wait, if she's Topaz's favorite...

: Then why is she fighting us?

I don't know either.

: I think the enemies like using characters that Topaz likes as they might hope that he'll be more lenient on them.

Right, like with Cure Fortune!

: Or Cure Sword! Hmm, Topaz seems to like a lot of Purple Cures.

: I'm not Purple, don't confuse my color with my hair!

: I blame Topaz getting confused then. It's his fault.

I admit that it gets confusing sometimes, especially as I consider "White" to share a slot with Blues.

: I just hope you'll get this straightened out before Cure Berry.

Shhh, I'm still watching her show so it will still be a while.

: It won't matter as next week I'll defeat you!

I'll see about that! And you viewers will too, so join us next time!
Posted by emperortopaz | May 11, 2017 7:35 AM | Add a comment
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