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WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Welcome back. Last time we had dinner outside. Now we’re going back home.

: Going outside, going back, seems like we sure are busy.

Better than just staying home.

: Agreed, slave!

Voice: Watch out! *crashes against Zettai just like that*

: ZETTAI!

Luckily I’m all right, turns out bikes hit me often enough I built a resistance against that.

: The joke is this happens in real life too.

Obviously.

Voice: Glad to hear you’re fine though. *gets down* Know I’m...



: And look for Zettai since he’ll make a blog apparently!

That was me and that hurt!

: Sorry about that... I’m a nuisance apparently... *goes emo*

: Cheer up emo girl!

You aren’t a nuisance actually!

: Thanks for that... *slowly stands up but trips* Eeek!

Watch out! *gets facesat by the biker*

: That was strange... B-But don’t sniff my ass since it must be all sweaty from biking all day!

MMMMMPH! *sniffs the ass*

: THAT TICKLES! *but likes it very much*

: Gross.

: What should I do then exactly? *blushes*

: Get off his sniffing face.

: Good point! *gets up with ease*

Mistress was mean...

: Sorry but today I feel selfish, meaning I will only let you sniff my ass and no other ass.

Sounds good enough!

: Ass sniffing is a thing now?

: Among idiots maybe.

: And now I wanna sniff Ami’s ass too... Did I say that out loud?

Yes.

: AAAAAH! *runs in sheer panic*

Calm down, pretty please!

: You’re among fellow perverts.

: I’m not a pervert though...

Sure you are actually.

: I just wanted a normal blog...

And a blog you will get!

: About time!

Body

Hair
Aoi has long black hair. Looks pretty good, reaching her ass but not covering her lovely cheeks. She also has long, lovely sidebangs. The only issue is she has bland bangs, not with the generic middle big bang but generic all the same. Pretty good nonetheless.
Score: 9.5

Eyes
Aoi has blue eyes. Dark ones thankfully, but still blue. The shape is pretty good though, being a great tsurime. She also never wears glasses, but she has goggles on when biking. Overall not bad.
Score: 6.5

: Heard glasses girls did better on blog scores.

Yeah, but the goggles do nothing sadly.

: ...Did you just reference a really old meme?

: You got pwned!

: Nothing but idiots...

: That line is even older...

Build
Aoi looks good here. The main issue is she lacks measurements, not even height. That said she’s pretty tall, almost unarguably the tallest girl in the cast. That gives the impression she’s more the cool type but she’s rather warm actually, kinda like another similar slice of life girl that got blogged about last year. Nothing wrong with girls being tall either. Besides that she has average breasts with somewhat scarce chest moments, especially compared to Yayoi the busty girl. Her lower body is solid too. She needs more fanservice maybe, official art aside, but otherwise Aoi looks good too.
Score: 8

Butt
Aoi actually does well here. The series sadly doesn’t have much ass fanservice, blame the dumb skirts, but official art does and Aoi has not one but TWO shows of her nice ass, one of them bare for even more awesome. Her ass is decent for her kind of show too! Not bad overall, and bet all the biking makes her ass get sweaty too.
Score: 6

Clothes
Aoi has issues here. Namely the series is a realistic one and thus she mostly wears normal clothes, which aren’t very interesting. The most notable costume is the Fortuna team suit, since is red and looks kinda like a bodysuit for more appeal. She also wears thighhighs or pantyhose with it for more appeal. Still not the best score, blame her and just her from the main quartet being denied cosplay scenes.
Score: 7

: What cosplay scenes?

: Like this! *drags Aoi into a nearby room*

: HELP! *gets stripped off-screen and made to wear something else*

: Tadah! *pulls out Aoi in a waitress costume*

: How embarrassing! *flusters*

Very nice!

: Not done yet! *pulls out the waitress costume to reveal a red Chinese dress underneath*

: Even more embarrassing! *wriggles around and shows her bare ass off*

And ain’t that the truth! *approves*

: Glad you like though... Now I can’t get married...

I would gladly marry you any day, but sadly I can’t alter the blog status quo like that.

: Thanks either way!

Mind

Personality
Aoi does well here. When the story starts she likes biking already, and is the reason main heroine and best friend Ami gets into biking too. She guides her into getting her first bike and maintenance and other important stuff. Once the experienced Hinako and Yayoi enter the picture she still remains as Ami’s loyal friend that supports her in all her many troubles. And that’s about it because cute girls doing cute things shows have simple plotlines.

Otherwise does well. Aoi is totally my kind of girl and I love her caring and gentle personality. Her tall height and long dark give the impression she’s the cool type, but more like the exact opposite with how sweet she behaves instead. She even likes small things, making her like another similar “cool” tall girl. Aoi also gives young kids class as an extra job. She also takes night rides seriously because she comes with lots of lamps and bright items when one happens. She also really cares for Ami and is implied to be more than just friendship, but gets fine with the others too. The series basically did a great job at making her reasonable but adorable, and that worked pretty well. Just don’t call her a nuisance or something similar.
Score: 8.5

Reception
Aoi has good screentime and appearances, no complaints here. The issue is she’s just not popular apparently, for her show is kinda unpopular too. Surely how poorly ACTAS handled things out did not help one bit.
Score: 6.5

Libido
Aoi does okay for this. The series implies strongly she has feelings for Ami and that helps, but things never go too far. The pairing sounds cute though, hoping for Aoi this actually happens. That aside nothing else of note goes either way, meaning this can only score this well.
Score: 6.5

: I repeat the “amigo” thing was not for Ami and just a silly coincidence!

Amigas.

: Huh?

The word is “amigas” because you’re talking about multiple women. Amigo implies one male. Or one maracas monkey.

: I see then. Sorry for my language mistake.

Please don’t be this humble, makes me look like a frigging bully...

: Nothing new.

Age
Aoi is a college student, rare in modern anime. She’s also a first year, making her 18-19 and thus score really high. Note a year passes during the show, but doesn’t hurt her final score.
Score: 9

Voice
Hiromi Igarashi has a nice serious voice for the sorta cool Aoi that fits well, but also does her cute side nicely. Also of note is this woman has done erotic anime too, since people apparently seem really hung with that.
Score: 7

Total: 74.5 - Excellent

: Not too bad!

You scored well, though tied with Makoto for the worst score this year.

: Knew I was a nuisance all right... *sulks*

Please remember we’ve had only four blogs this year. Surely you’ll look better once the villains come.

: Villains?

We all know they’re bound to strike eventually.

: True.

: Follows the pattern.

: That does help. In this case I shall take my leave now. *leaves*

: But-

: Hush!

: Sorry! *comes back* Forgot my biking suit! *gets changed and leaves again*

: That wasn’t as funny as I thought would look.

Either way the February blogs are done, hooray and such!

: Yay!

And now time to wait until stuff happens.

: Nice convenient writing.