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Oct 15, 2008 4:53 PM
Okay, I was discussing this with my boyfriend, and decided to make a list of the biggest biotches in Pop culture. This list will ALWAYS be in progress.

-Mary Jane: Okay, I don't care how much Spider-man loves her, almost anyone who bitches at a superhero deserves to be on this list

-Lisa (from the Simpsons): Can you say killjoy?

-Wendy (from South Park): I don't even need to write why...(for some reason, it's astonishingly hard to find Wendy pics...)

-Madonna:She's a wanna-be Jew. I mean, I've got no problem with Jews whatsoever, I'm just sick of celebrities taking other people's cultures.

-Jessica Alba: Yes, she's hot. No, she can't act.

-Paris Hilton:.......I hate this whore. Seriously, with the money she gets in a day, she could be feeding all of Africa for years, but what does she do with it? She buys little outfits for her stupid dog. She's a pointless person.

-Nicole Richie: Pointless person Part 2. Still, she's better than PH.

-Lindsey Lohan: Yeah, I used to watch her movies when I was a kid, but when you make the worst movie of last year, you're basically a pointless actress. Oh yeah, and toss down a couple more drinks, because that will really improve your public image!

-Hannah Montana: Okay, she doesn't really need to be on this list...but I'm really sick of hearing about her.

-Sarah Palin: She burns books, wants to force Christianity on people, believes that only Alaska will be spared in the coming Armageddon, doesn't believe in evolution or dinosaurs (I didn't think that was possible, given the fact that we have, you know, FOSSILS), and she might be our next President? I mean, after McCain kicks the bucket.

-Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Bashes on Michel Obama for being uncorrupted and not having anything to hide? Yeah, but she loves Palin. Guess why she's on the list...

-Jessica Simpson: Honestly, I never thought she was a good singer, and her newest album proves that I'm not alone. And her acting? Meh.

-Ashley Todd: For those of you who aren't up to date on current events, this Republi-cunt decided that she would fake her own assault (physical and sexual), carve a B into her cheek (backwards, to boot) and blame it on a 6ft 4inch black nameless Obama supporter in a desperate attempt to drag dems and Obama through the mud. Oh, and she just got arrested and her bail is set at 50,000. VICTORY!
Posted by MotokoAramaki | Oct 15, 2008 4:53 PM | 5 comments
mr_utopia_man | Oct 26, 2008 6:43 PM
So that's what that crap was about an Obama supporter carving a backwards "B" into someone's face... I didn't believe it. Too bad she didn't have the guts to try to frame an Obama supporter for her death.
EtherealMerc | Oct 20, 2008 4:48 AM about Sarah Jessica Parker? I can't stand her and her no talent act!!!

Great list, by the way. Keep it going!
1eyedjoker | Oct 16, 2008 10:24 AM
Those are some nice cunts you got there.
Seasonreaper | Oct 16, 2008 9:52 AM
Paris Hilton is on the list. Therefore this blog is perfect. Ugliest and stupidest whore ever to gain popularity. She can't act, she can't sing and frankly I wouldn't mind putting her dog down just so it doesn't have to suffer anymore. It's probably already mentally scarred by what she's been doing to it.
Unfabulous | Oct 15, 2008 7:07 PM
*Adds Peaches Geldof to the list.
She is the British version of Paris Hilton and just as useless.