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Jul 10, 2008 6:10 PM
TOKYO, Japan -- 40-year-old Chitose Wakatsuki made his first public appearance in front of Ishimaru Denki of Akihabara earlier today. Wakatsuki is a well-known person on the popular BBS, 2ch, for creating a stir with his anti-censorship statements.

Wakatsuki, dressed in a bright-green octopus suit complete with dangling tentacles, would perform simulated sexual acts on a blow-up doll to draw attention upon himself until a large crowd gathered.

"People should be able to look at their octopus porn without some silly mosaic covering up the good stuff," Wakatsuki yelled. Upon hearing this, the crowd erupted into enthusiastic cheers. One female went as far as proposing marriage to him.

He went on to describe how censorship completely destroyed his marriage.

"I can't get 'off' while watching the mosaic. It's so ingrained into my mind that when I'm having actual sex, I'm seeing a mosaic over my wife's dumpster. It has gotten to the point where she would always look at me in disgust," he said.

Yamada Tarō, a famous porn director, joined Wakatsuki at the front. Tarō is known for directing numerous live-action octopus 'documentaries.'

"Octopuses are amazing creatures especially when you get nude females near them. This is a work of art. I'm trying to make a statement and Article 175 of the Criminal Code is holding me back. It's holding all artists back! I mean we can see breasts but no hole, that's a load of bull," Tarō stated.

Wakatsuki went on to challenged the Japan's Prime Minister, Yasou Himari, to a match in Virtua Fighters. "If I win, no more censorship! If I lose, don't think this will be the last time you will see me," Wakatsuki yelled especially loud into a woman's ear.

As of yet, the Prime Minister has not issued a statement.

Posted by Happy | Jul 10, 2008 6:10 PM | 1 comments
Xjellocross | Jul 10, 2008 8:07 PM
Your creative mind scares the shit out of me.