Jan 3, 2022
"For you, I will give you as much as you want my delicious milk!"
Story: Hiro is very self-conscious about his height and hates drinking milk, like everyone tells him to. While looking for more non-conventional ways to grow up on his phone, he ends up summoning a cow girl (?) named Bell. They eventually meet again after he ran away (??) the first time and she's about to present him a kind of milk that will really suit his tastes.
Art: The art looks very pretty and unique on its own. The lines are incredibly clean and the animation is very good, although some scenes feel
very static. There was one or two good angles, but the majority kind of sucked, by being too zoomed in as if they didn't know how to work with Bell's size.
Sound: I really liked both Bell and Hiro's voices (finally, a good shota voice), they worked very well. Sound effects are great. There was no soundtrack besides the credit's song, which was pretty good for what's it's worth.
Character: Bell is very hot while also being very very cute and it's always good to see big girls, absolutely loved her. I thought Hiro would be alright since I loved his voice but he wears Crocs, and that's such an unforgivable abominable sin that I spent the whole fucking episode wondering if he was still wearing them while having sex with Bell and oh boy, of fucking course he fucking was. Absolutely filthy.
Enjoyment: Although I enjoyed the art quite a lot, the story not even bothering to make any sense + the lack of music + bad angles (+ CROCS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK) sadly made for an overall lackluster experience that had some much more potential.
Overall: Man I fucking hate Crocs.
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